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Chapter Two
Neji's Beet Down

Neji stared in horror at Lee, a cold sweat poring down his face. "I can't fight that!" Neji raised his hands in a defensive stance, he knew that the fight Gai had planned for him was going to be one that he would not walk away from easily.
Lee gave another hiccup before turning his half closed eyes on Neji. "WA CHU LUKIN AT FOO?!" Lee assumed the drunken fist style of fighting stance as he motioned for Neji to attack before waiting. "Fine… if you won't attack, I will!" Lee dashed forward, his body low to the ground as he slipped up under his rival's defenses and delivered a powerful blow strait to Neji's ribs sending him back several meters. "Come on Neji; Fight me like you mean it." Lee held his hand loosely in front of his face as he waited for Neji to get to his feet. "I'm coming Neji Hyuga!" Lee rushed forward again, but this time Neji was ready.
He waited until Lee was almost upon him before slipping instantly into his eight trigrams stance. "Sorry Lee, but even while your drunk, you can't beat me. Two palms!" Neji's hand swung down on top of lee aiming for the point right above the shoulder, only to strike thin air.
Lee had vanished using his super human speed to get behind Neji, a place that could not easily be defended when the user was in the trigram attack. "Leaf Whirl Wind!" Lee's foot made direct contact with the side of Neji's head, sending him flying threw the air into the rock that Ten-ten was sitting on. "Come on Neji, you're slow today."
Neji slowly got to his feet to glare first at Gai then at Lee. "Shut up Lee. You're drunk."
Lee gave an indignant sound and Neji's words. "Drunk, I'm not drunk." Lee launched himself up into the air and dropped down burring his foot deep into the ground where Neji's head was moments before. "And besides, it is illegal for miners to drink." Lee swung his other foot around catching Neji in the chest in with his heel sending him flying across the training ground. "Had enough Neji? Hic." Lee then fell down on his back and started snoring.
Neji looked at Lee unimpressed with his rival's tactics. "That's not going to work Lee; I know you're not asleep." Neji weighted for what seemed like forever, annoyed that Lee refused to stop the act. "Fine, ill just make you get up." Neji took 4 steeps forward placing him within leaping distance of Lee before jumping high into the air. "Gentle Style: Heavenly Dive Bomb!" Neji pushed chakra out of every point on his body while spinning in the air and forming an aerial Rotation. The result was a cannon ball of destructive chakra falling strait down on top of lee.
Gai started running forward, his eyes showing fear as he had hoped that this would not happen. "Neji stop!" He yelled but it was too late, the attack had hit the ground where lee was laying sending huge clouds of dust into the air. Gai knew that Lee could be seriously hurt. "Lee!" Gai ran forward as Neji walked out of the cloud of dust.
"Its over, Lee lost ag-" Neji was cut off mid sentence by a hand wrapped in bandages shooting out of the cloud and smacking him across the face & knocking him to the ground. "H-… how, I hit you with the dive bomb!" Lee stood there as the smoke cleared; a smile planted on his face his drunken state gone.
"That's easy Neji, I used this." Lee held up his Bo staff that he had made from his ankle weights. "Your rotation is a great jutsu Neji, but I have found a way to counter it." Lee broke his staff in half creating 2 sets on nun-chucks. "Now Neji Huga, let us continue our fight." Lee started spinning his nun-chucks, swinging them down at his rival to only to be stopped by a strong hand.
"Lee that is enough. You have beaten Neji." Gai waited for the chucks to stop spinning before he released his hand. "That bottle I told you to drink was full of Lady Tsunade's strongest Sake, strong enough to send you into drunken fist mode for an extended period. I have decided that in addition to the eight inner gates you will also have this as your second secret weapon, the Drunken Fist."
"Hmph… why Gai sensei, you used me as a test subject. That was very deceptive of you." Lee stood up and looked at lee. "You were able to stop the Heavenly Dive Bomb while you were sober. How did you do that?"
"Hehehee…" Lee held up his hand in his 'Nice Guy Pose' as he looked at Neji. "Sorry Neji, I can't tell you that. It's my secret." Lee could no longer hold in his joy of finally beating his rival and he exploded with joy. "I did it! I did it! I finally beat Neji!" Lee was jumping up off the ground overjoyed in his victory.
"Good job lee, you are getting-" Neji stopped as he noticed that lee was no longer paying attention to him. "Lee I'm trying to-"
"IdiditIdiditIdidit Gai Sensei I did it!! WOO HOO!" Lee continued his calibration and affectively pissing Neji off.
"Ugh, I can't believe I lost to such a loser." Neji then turned to walk back to the Hyuga house leaving Lee & Gai to there calibration.

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