Chapter 2- The Decade Juxtaposition
Sheldon typed 1984 onto the time machine display and the two of them stepped in. The blue flashing lights began whirring and their apartment soon disappeared from site. Within seconds, the blue lights faded away and Sheldon and Leonard found themselves standing inches away from the hotdog they had just thrown in. The two were in a discotheque, complete with a disco ball, disco outfits, and dozens of people disco dancing. Sheldon and Leonard stuck out like a sore thumb.
"Is this where Jeffrey Dahmer hangs out?" asked Leonard.
"Yes, he was a huge fan of disco balls," replied Sheldon.
"Wasn't disco a 70's thing?"
"Oh my goodness, look over there."
The two then noticed their friend Howard dancing wildly on the dance floor with a few shawties around him. He was wearing an unbuttoned shirt with the collar popped and his pupils were three times the regular size.
"My man!" exclaimed Leonard with a laugh.
(The studio audience laughs)
Howard then noticed his two friends and went on over to greet them with a giant hug.
"Sheldon! Leonard! I'm so glad you two are here!"
"Howard, you used my time machine without asking," said Sheldon in a serious tone, he then turned his head and saw Jeffrey Dahmer sitting by the bar "Oh my gosh, there he is!"
Sheldon then left his two friends behind and approached the bar. He sat as close to Jeffrey as possible.
"Do you come here often?" asked Sheldon.
"Yeah, I like to pickup my men from here," Jeffrey Dahmer replied as he took a sip of his drink.
"Do you have any interest in time travel?"
"Time travel? Well, I'm not a scientist."
"How would you like to go to the era I'm from? We have big screen TV's."
"Well, hotdog! Count me in!" exclaimed Dahmer.
Sheldon got up from his seat and led Dahmer back to Leonard and Howard, who looked stunned to be standing in front of Jeffrey Dahmer. Leonard looked around and noticed there was no time machine in site.
"How do we get back home from here?" he asked.
Sheldon mumbled out a series of words in another language and a shiny blue portal then appeared in front of them. Sheldon allowed Dahmer to go in first, and then the other three went in after.
Present Day
Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, and Jeffrey Dahmer were back into the apartment. Raj and his sister, Priya, stared in amazement at the four of them.
"Where the heck did you guys come from?" asked Priya.
"And is that Jeffrey Dahmer!?" exclaimed Raj.
"Indeed, it is. He's our new roommate," said Sheldon.
Leonard, Sheldon, and Raj all looked skeptical on the plan. Dahmer just stood there smiling.
"If that's the case, then maybe I'll go back in time and bring back King Tut. He can be our new roommate," said Howard.
(The studio audience laughs)
"So, what year am I in?" asked Dahmer "Can I go running around outside to see what this new world is like?"
"For sure, but don't get lost," said Sheldon.
Dahmer excitedly ran out of the apartment. Leonard looked to Sheldon with concern.
"So now that you've brought Jeffrey Dahmer to the future, does that mean he was never caught? I think that changes history pretty drastically."
"Bazorgle!" exclaimed Sheldon.
Priya walked up close to the machine and cautiously examined it "Does this mean we can see any year ever in history? How did you invent this?"
"Magician's secret!" said Sheldon "You can even go to the future and see things that haven't even happened yet."
"We can go stop Hitler? Or visit our future grandchildren? The possibilities are endless."
"But the thing is... no girl's allowed."
(The studio audience laughs)
"Just kidding, Bazonka!"
(The laughter goes harder)
A couple knocks were heard at their front door. Leonard excitedly ran to the front door to answer it. Amy and Bernadette were there. Sheldon, Raj, and Howard looked very disappointed and even groaned at their presence.
"We heard you have a time machine now," said Bernadette politely.
"Let's see it, nerds," demanded Amy.
"How the heck did you figure that out?" asked Sheldon.
"I may have told them," replied Leonard shamefully.
"I think it's time we took a trip to the future," said Sheldon in a serious tone.
He pressed some buttons on the control panel and the seven of them stepped inside.
