CHAPTER TWO
?!Lunch!?
Bella: Eddie...
Edward: Belly...
Bella: Are you calling me fat?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MY ONE TRUE LOVE IS CALLING ME FAT!!!!
Edward: of course not, Bella.
Bella: Oh... well, gingerbread house
Edward: Why are we still passing notes?
Bella: 'Cuz its funny-bunny-fun-bun!
Alice: Is anyone willing to go shopping with me after school today—
Mike: I am! I am! Pick me! Pweez! I'll do anything!!! Ooh, SHINY car!!! –giggles as he sees Rosalie's convertible-
Alice: ...Besides Mike?
Edward: I don't think anyone is up for another one of your shopping trips, Alice
Alice: Pweez? Bella?
Bella: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Emmett: Hello everyone!
Bella: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Emmett: Fine. BE that way
Alice: But I saw this really cute pair of pineapple!!!
-silence-
Edward: Why, Alice, might I ask, do you want to buy a pineapple?
Bella: GO PIGS!!!
Mike: I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING BELLA SAYS THEREFORE GO PIGS!!!
Bella: Ahh! It's the vile Mike Newton... again. AHHHHH!!!!!!!
Jacob: Hi Bella
Bella: Hi Jacob
Edward: Hello pup
Emmett: Dog
Alice: Mutt
Jasper: It's a wiener!!!
-silence-
Mike: I feel like I'm missing something
Bella: Doi!
Edward: Why are we all crowded around one table passing notes? And why is the mongrel here?
Bella: I like jelly
Mike: I like Bella
Emmett: I like—
Edward: My brain is now scarred for life, Emmett, thank you very much
Bella: Oh yeah?! Well, cheese!
Jacob: uh...
Alice: Let's all eat bananas!
Edward: Alice, you don't eat bananas
Mike: HOW CAN YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT THE ALMIGHTY B—
Bella: Bob!
Alice: Yes?
Bella: I want a cow!
Edward: Must we all be so... oh, I don't know? Stupid?!
Bella: Yeppy-yuppers!
Mike: Doi
Bella: Ahh!!! The vile Mike Newton has stolen my word!!! GOSP!!! Like, totally
Edward: Bella?
Bella: Yuppies, Eddiekinz?
Edward: Please... no...
Bella: I don't get it
Alice: He wants to ask you what 'gosp' is... doi
Bella: Well, since the vile Mike Newton—
Mike: Hey! Why is everyone against me?! –runs off sobbing to some random place-
Bella: Well, as I was saying—hey I said something intelligent! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways... since the vile Mike Newton stolified my word, I now have gosp
Edward: stolified? Does that qualify as a word?
Alice: Doi no. Anyways. Virtual high-fives!
Mike: You did not high five
Bella: Quit stealing the paper, vile Mike Newton, and that's why it's virtual. Dur
Edward: Need I ask?
Bella: Well, he stole doi, so now its dur
Mike: Dur
Bella: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Alice: Go monkeys!
Bella: Oh yeah? Well, butt!
Edward: -exasperated-
Bella: Ooh! Eddie said a BIG word!!! Teach me some big words, Eddie, so I can be smarticlicious with you!
Jacob: Why am I still here?
Bella: Ooh! Ooh! Uh...
Alice: SHINY!!!
Bella: What? Where?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mike: I—
Bella: Shut up, vile Mike Newton
Mike: Doesn't that get to be handful when you say it every time?
Bella: Yep!
Alice: That's why she's writing it! Daw
Bella: Daw? That's brilliant Alice! Pure genius
Alice: Thank you
Bella: INFLATABLE TURTLES!!!
Jasper: Everyone's gone, you know
Edward: I'd think YOU know better than to join in their childish antics, Jasper
Jasper: Yes, but they won't answer when I talk out loud
Bella: 'Cuz we're genius like that
Alice: Daw
Mike: Do you guys have to keep agreeing with each other?
Bella: Go away, vile Mike Newton
Edward: We have to go now, you know
Bella: Shut up and kiss me, Edward
Jacob: That I can skip
Bella: I SAID SHUT UP AND KISS ME EDDIE!!!
Alice: o.O
-cricket, cricket-
Bella: Fine, be like that, Eddie
Edward: I'm serious, Bella, we're going to be late
Bella: Kiss me and I'll go
Emmett: Hurry up, Rose is getting pissed... she wants to make out in the janitor's closet... again
Edward: THAT I could've done without
Alice: In 3... 2... 1...
Edward: What? Oh...
-they kiss... duh-
Edward: NOW, can we go?
Mike: NOOOOOO!!!! MY POOR CLEAN INNOCENT MIND... GAHHHHHHH!!!!
Emmett: I don't get it
Alice: Daw, me neither... sparkly... 'cuz I'm special like that!
Bella: Okie-dokey. Eddie you are so mean sometimes –sobs-
I stood up, and sadly threw away our most recent note.
"Bye-bye Mister Hat!" I said to it.
Edward looked extremely relieved that I had thrown it away, why I couldn't understand, but also a bit wary. He looked at me strangely, and took my hand. We hurried off to English, as everyone else left to go to their own classes. Jacob was looking around like he didn't know what he was supposed to be doing. I followed Edward happily skipping down the halls, attracting weird glances from people.
"Bella?" Eddie asked me.
"Yup?" I answered cheerfully.
"How long does it take for the side effects of coffee to wear off?" He was completely serious.
"Hmm..."