"As of note, recent master of chaos Crazy Hand went missing." The generic old newscaster stated as he shifted his papers. "He was last seen a couple of years ago trying to search for a strange treasure. No one knows where has has went since."

Everyone blinked as they kept watching the video, with the newscaster revealing more of the events leading to Crazy Hand's disappearance.

"In other news, the Jaws ride at Universal Studios Floriday is being removed!" The newscaster exclaimed as the video suddenly ended, with Falco Lombardi turning to the others.

"So, what do you think?" Falco asked as he tilted his head to the right.

Popo sniffled as he held his mallet with both of his hands. "Oh why did they have to remove Jaws? I had good memories of that!" He then started crying, shaking his head.

Lucario glared at Popo while folding his arms. "You never went on Jaws, you idiot."

Popo stopped crying and then smiled, chuckling as he shrugged, closing his eyes. "Oh yeah! I forget."

Everyone sighed in annoyance, with Falco continuing his historic point.

"This is hurting my head," Donkey Kong grumbled in annoyance.

"Anyway, the thing Crazy Hand was looking for was quite something fantastic!" Falco exclaimed while moving his feather covered hands about in a crazy fashion. "In fact, Crazy Hand left behind a map that leads to this excellent, great treasure..."

"And why would be interested in chasing a boring treasure?" King DeDeDe droned while placing his right hand on his chubby penguin face.

Falco rubbed his hands together. "Because, it will make us all richer than we could all possibly imagine!"

Silver sighed as he moved his arms about. "Well, what does it matter? Even if it is worth a bundle, we have no idea where it is or how to find it." He pinpointed.

"On the contrary." Falco laughed, pulling out a huge, crumpled up yellow piece of paper. "I coincidentally happen to have Crazy Hand's map in my possession!"

Everyone glanced at each other and murmured as they looked back at Falco.

"Is it just me or is this going nowhere?" Silver asked as the psychic hedgehog was brushing his quills using his telekinesis while having his hands held together.

Jigglypuff was playing around with her microphone. "It's always like this with him."

"I found the map that Crazy Hand made! He knew where it was! He left clues!" Falco stated as he rolled his right hand, nodding his head. "All you have to do is just play a stupid game he created. A game that will lead us directly to the treasure!"

"But this is all written in ridiculous rhymes and retarded riddles!" Meta Knight pinpointed as he had a closer look at the map, glancing back up at Falco. "How are we supposed to figure it all out?"

Falco wagged his left hand as he winked. "That's the catch. As you heard on the news, and as we Smashers all know from personal experience, Crazy Hand was this gigantic geek, and apparently he'd written this as a role-playing game in order to find it. Everybody has to get dressed up and act like a fantasy character in order to figure out what these riddles mean."

"...So you mean it's just a game?" Petey Piranha stated, sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

Toadette had her hands on her face with a bored look. "Doesn't seem like a fun 1 to me."

Falco nodded his head as he rolled both of his hands. "Well, really, the only rule is to figure out the riddles on the map. But you're more likely to figure it out if you're engulfed in some sort of fantasy character."

"So, what kind of characters do we dress up as?" Nana asked as she leaned forward.

Falco patted Nana on the head as he smirked. "Anything. As long as it has something to do with a quest-related fantasy world. Now, the map says here that there are two paths to it, so if we split up into two teams, that'll increase our chances of finding it!"

Dry Bowser shook his head as he folded his skeletal arms together. "And you honestly think this is gonna pay off?"

Falco moved his arms about as he nodded his head one more. "My friends, after all this is over, we will not only have a ton of money. But our names will also be placed in the book of destiny. Names will be remembered. Quests will become legends. And legends will become..." He looked up at the ceiling as he turned around. "...Legendary." He moved towards the right as he closed his eyes, continuing to move his hands about. "My fellow Smashers, we are all standing on the threshold of greatness, of glory, and all we need to do is to take that first step. So what say you, my proud warriors of virtue?"

He then turned around, to see that everyone was gone. Falco was extremely annoyed as he growled.

"Goddamnit! It's like working with a friggin' bunch of kindergarteners!" Falco exclaimed as he went after the group that left the Krusty Krab like building.