Mordecai woke up with a very sore pelvis, have dazed and forgetting what happened last night. He looked at the wall and saw it was 8:30, he was late for work. He quickly hopped out of bed and when he saw all the discarded clothes around the bed, he instantly remembered what happened and looked over to Margaret. She was still asleep and still naked, with a massive amount of cleavage showing. He felt her breasts for a bit and gave her a kiss before he left for work.

30 MINUTES LATER

Mordecai rushed back to the house, which was hard with his crotch and hips all sore. He was greeted with a cherry faced Benson once he finally made it to the house.

"YOUR LATE, AGAIN!"

"I'm sorry Benson, Margaret wanted me to spend the night with her, we were attacked by gangster robots remember?"

"Yah I guess you got a point, just rake the west side of the park before this afternoon or yo..."

"Or I'm fired I got it, just show me where to start"

"Okay, it's by the pond"

"Thanks"

Mordecai walked over to the west side and started raking the smallest pile where he saw Ribgy jumping in the leaves as opposed to doing any raking.

"Dude, what's up?"

"Dude, where were you last night, you missed the prep movie night"

"Sorry Rigby, Margaret wanted me to spend the night after the fiasco at steak me Amadeus, she is my girlfriend now so I got to be there for her"

"Oh barf, are you at least gonna see "Race of the radicals" this afternoon"

"Yah dude"

"Okay, now check out this epic jump"

Rigby climbed up the tree and land in the leaves, landing on his back

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

MARGARET'S POV

Margaret eased herself up(forgetting she was naked) and saw that it was 9:35.

"(yawning) good thing I got the weekend off"

"After she got up she saw her dress on the floor and not only remembered she was very naked, but of her glorious night with Mordecai last night.

"(Stretching) oh man last night was amazing"

As she was stretching, she let out a pretty loud fart. She was a bit startled at first but that only made her grin as she remembered the best part of last night.

"I can't believe my gas made it better, but I'm glad it did"

Margaret walked over to the shower and got the hot water running while she looked in the mirror.

"He's quite the lucky man"

Margaret was so happy about how good her body looked after it filled out. She thought all those years of drinking coffee from the stress of her job would stunt her growth or give her wrinkles, but she was so happy that she was wrong.

Once the water heated up she climbed into the shower and closed the curtain. She relaxed in the shower for a few minutes before she grabbed her bar of soap and lathered it between her hands. As she was washing her skin( or feathers) she kept thinking about how great last night was with Mordecai.

"We really got to do that again, maybe I'll call him tonight and we can"

She started to get her shampoo lathered into her hair as she started thinking about another night of fart filled sex.

"I gotta make myself gassy again, but I have to find an alternative to crab since I got to save money now that I'm not at the cafe anymore"

She turned off the water and dried off with her towel on the rack. She was about to go to her room to put on some underwear, but she was feeling rather bold and decided to walk around naked for a bit. She put her towel back on the rack and strolled right out. She had to admit that it felt both weird and good to be doing this, especially since she was rarely naked even in her own home.

After enjoying the breeze on her bare body, she made her way to the kitchen

"Now let's see what we got to work with?"

She searched up and down her fridge and found some club soda, some garlic, some yogurt, a couple radishes, and some beans...perfect.

"This just what I need for tonight, but I do have a while so I guess I'll just watch some t.v."

She walked into the living room and sat down on her couch as she began to search for any good movies. She mostly found modern horror movies and 70s comedies.

"Is there anything that isnt garbage on today?"

After another minute of searching she finally found what appeared to be a romance film.

"I guess this will do"

It was a bit cheap looking but it was better than nothing. She kept watching for 10 minutes till it got to this night scene.

"Becky, you are my everything"

"I know kal, I know"

"Let me show you how much I love you"

The couple started to make out. Margaret eyes widened as they started to really making out( tongue and all). She then blushed as they started taking off each others clothes and started to thrust up against a wall. Margaret blushed bright red as she realized she was watching a porno.

"OH MY GOSH"

She was about to reach for the remote, but for some reason she couldn't look away. She couldn't believe how good the sex was. It was starting to make her feel tingly. She put the remote back down and kept watching. The woman was moaning so loudly that you could hear it in another room. As their thrusting began to get faster, Margaret started to move her fingers around her naked cave. She was starting to moan as well as their banging became more thrusting.

"Oh yes Kal, yeeeeeeeeeeeees"

"I know how you feel Becky"

The couple and Margaret were so close to climaxing. Margaret began to massage her left breast as her clit started to build up pressure.

"Kal, I'm about to AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Yes, yes, YEEEEEEEEEEEEES"

Both Margaret and the couple climaxed. Margaret's load dripped all over the couch and the floor. She layed back down on the couch and started panting.

"Wow, that was great, self-sex is so underrated"

She grabbed the remote and recorded the movie onto her D.V.R. After she caught her breath, she decided to work around the house a bit to waste some more time. She got up and walked into her laundry room.

"I think I'll do some colors"

She dug through her basket to get as many colorful tops and jeans as she could. She blushed after she found her multi color bras. She then giggled a bit as she realized the irony of her situation.

"I'm cleaning clothes while not wearing any clothes, how cute"

After she turned the washing machine on, she walked into the kitchen to do the dishes. She grabbed an Apron she had hanging on and tied it around the back of her back and started putting dishes in her dish washer.

"How do I use up so many dishes, I don't even cook every night?"

After she cleared the sink up, she put the soap pack in and closed the machine. She put the apron back up and checked her clock.

"Still 2 more hours, I guess I can finish the porno"

She sat back down and started the movie back from where she last left off

"Becky, that was amazing"

"Oh we're just getting started"

"This is gonna be a good time waster"

MORDECAI'S POV

Mordecai and Rigby had just finished redoing the bathroom tile and were on their way to the movies.

"Dude this is gonna be AWESOME"

"Yah dude, I can't wait"

"You would be a lot more excited if you were here for the marathon"

"Oh come on dude, Margaret needed me last night"

"Whatever, this is still gonna be awesome"

As they parked and made their way to the ticket line, Mordecai got a text message from Margaret.

"Hey mordo"

"Hey Margaret, what's up?"

"Last night was amazing wasn't it?"

" Yah, it was"

"Are you doing anything tonight after the movies?"

"No, why?"

"If you want to do that again, I'm totally free and full of what made last night so much fun"

"Wait you mean full of...the G word?"

"Yes"

"I'll be there at 9"

"Good, C U soon"

"Dude who are you texting?"

"Huh, oh it's Margaret saying thanks for helping her last night"

"Oh just move in with her already"

"Chill dude, she's my girlfriend, its not that weird"

"Let's just get our tickets"

The two got their tickets, snacks, and some sweet front row seats to their flick.

"YEYAH!"

205 MINUTES LATER

"Dude, that movie was awesome"

"Yah, I know what I'm getting in a few months"

"We need to get one of those DVD things, man nobody respects VHS tapes anymore"

"Tell me about it"

After some more driving they made it back to the house.

"Dude you coming, it's late"

"In a bit, I'm going to go to the electronic store and see how much a DVD is."

"Okay, but I doubt we can afford it with what Benson pays us"

Rigby went inside and Mordecai drove over to Margaret's apartment. He took out his phone and gave her a text

MARGARET'S POV

Margaret was sitting on her couch(still stark naked) eating beans and starch to build up her gas when her phone vibrated. She checked and saw the Mordecai was here. She scarfed down the rest of her meal and texted Mordecai that she left a key under the mat. She got up and pushed a bit to make sure she was full of fumes, which she was. She walked over to her bed and tried to lay down in a sexy pose

( laying on her stomach with her legs crossed). She chilled for a bit until she heard the door open.

"Margaret, I'm here"

"I'm in the bedroom"

Mordecai walked in to a naked Margaret.

"Hey big guy, you ready for some fun"

"Oh yah, and this time I'm prepared"

He pulled out some protection and struggled a bit to put it on, which made Margaret giggle a bit.

"Now I'm all set"

"Then come here big guy"

Margaret embraced Mordecai as he hopped onto bed with her. The two began to make out like they did the night before. Mordecai began to rub and caress Margaret's breasts which made her moan in his ear.

"So are you ready?"

"We going front or back?"

"I wanna start in the back, I've been preparing all afternoon"

She then let out a very wet and loud fat. Mordecai let out a slight chuckle at this.

"I told you I was full of gas"

"Then lets put that rump to work."

Margaret got on all fours and Mordecai positioned himself on top of her, as soon as he was in place, he dove right into her. Margaret let out a soft moan as Mordecai made contact. He wasted no time and got right to thrusting. As soon as he did, Margaret started letting out more and more gas. The feeling on his crotch was so warm but nice. It was like a soft leaf blower on it. This only made Mordecai thrust harder and harder into her. Margaret was feeling so good and yet so naughty. This was so weird for them but it felt so right at the same time. As Moredcai kept going, Margaret was rotating and caressing her fingers around her moist cave. These combined feelings of pressure was unbelievable.

"Margaret, I'm almost there"

"Keep going, I'm so close."

He kept on going, causing the bed to rock back and forth. With a final thrust, they both climaxed. Margaret's load spilling all over the sheets, and Mordecai's load shooting right into and oozing out of her butt. Mordecai then pulled out and settled down on the bed. The two were panting like mad from this.

"You never disappoint Mordecai"

"Thanks, you felt really good to"

"You wanna go again"

"You know it, but this time it's front door action"