CHAPTER TWO: A VACATION

I sat down in my chair relaxing to the outside air, I worked and stole too hard to get this far, so I decided to set up a vacation to the Hawaii region as I called it. I thought to myself, 'No problems, no more assholes to fight with, no more taxes, and no more dealing with useless trainee idiots.'

As hilarious as it sounds, half the time I would usually appeared at the fights, Midori now speaks English without a Pokémon translator, so it saves me an arm, leg, and bag to get one. She would commence fights; have the team there one the side lines waiting for who goes next. Now, the really funny part is when I come m into the picture, which happened right about… now.

Midori walks in and asks, "Frank, an opponent wants you to fight her in person."

I get out of my chair and reply, "Is she being a stubborn bitch?"

"She threatened to sue."

I sighed and walked out of the room into the field as the fucking girl screamed, "You're the gym leader, you're supposed to be here during the fight, not your Pokémon!"

I said calmly, "Do you want a fight or just scream shit at me?"

She obviously was ticked off and yelled, "I challenge your name and ass to a fight one on one."

I started the smartass routine, "I been through this before, Midori is not an ass, an ass is a four legged animal that is used for transportation, why can't people get that?"

Midori walked to the referee area and called out, "Begin!"

The girl went, "Mamoswine, I choose you!"

And out came some kind of wooly mammoth, so I pulled in Bender and the fight began, "Mamswine, use snowstorm!"

A snow cloud fired at Bender, I waved it, "Use Quantum torpedo and blow it out."

Bender shot a huge projectile at the mammoth and it went so fast it cut through the storm and hit the opponent so hard it knocked it clean out. And I said, "You said one on one, now get the fuck out", as I made a hitchhiker's thumb at the exit. The woman looked pissed and I didn't give a damn how or why.

I looked around and walked back to my room, only followed by Midori nonchalantly asking, "What exactly are you doing?"

I said, "The reason why I have been the way I am for a while, is because it was cove up", changing to a smile.

She frowned, "You stole again?"

My grin grew a little wider, "Better than that."

She thought and said, "Alright what?"

"I decided that these two years have been the same shit, so to spice it up, I decided to do something I think is a great idea for everyone."

"Like what?"

"I'm taking everyone on a one week vacation over to the Aloha Islands!"

Midori was both surprised and happy at the same time, then her smile shrank a little and asked, "How are we getting there?"

"I thought we could use a Charizard to fly over everyone and ask a legendry for help."

She played along and asked, "Really?"

I said, "Of course not, we going on a plane, if the people don't mind Edward."

"They won't mind, but I don't think he will."

I made an "ahh" movement with my hands saying 'to hell with them' and I told everyone as well. Now I arranged the tickets where Bender, Heleva, me, Midori, Edward, and Rose, get seats. I was lucky enough to pay for the coach as they allowed Pokémon there. Bender later persuaded me to get Arenmo and Pella onto two seats as well. One issue I had to cope with was how to get through airport security, ehh, I find a way.

The next day at the airport, we walked in to the grand place, I checked around to find the baggage handling area. The employee at the checkout took the bags and the conveyer belt took them. I we headed over to the security check point. Now I suggested that all my Pokémon walked through before me. It was done, Midori walked through, no problems, Heleva walked through no problems, Bender walked through, it beeped. The man patted him down and found a gun under Bender's feathers in a sling. The guard looked at me and I said, "So that's where the hell my Glock went."

Edward went through and the machine beeped as well. The guard found him carrying two knifes, and I said, "Those are his arms, or those are my kitchen knives."

The guard looked at me sternly and I went through and it beeped as well. I said, "Hang on, I got some metal."

I pulled out my .44, hunting rifle, two hand grenades, a kitchen knife, two sharp blades, a bottle of wine, a small metal circle blade, a pocket knife, my watch, and my laptop. The guards looked at all the shit I pulled out and shit themselves. They asked, "Sir, do you a license to carry everything here?"

I pulled out all my licenses and they were amazed by it, but I "lost" my guns, knives, blades, and grenades. However, I got Edward to teleport the stuff back into my backpack and he got his knives and "Bender's" gun back as well. Midori looked at me crookedly and asked, "You carry grenades?"

I said, "Suppose that there is a crazy robot on the plane."

Bender said, "The only thing that's going to be crazy on that plane is you."

I tried defending myself, "its self-defense."

Edward then said, "Yeah dad, and threating the store clerk with a laptop was bribery."

"I was pissed at that deal as he jacked up the price."

After a shit load of problems at the airport, we got into the actual area and waited around an hour, and finally the plane came and unloaded. I released Rose, Arenmo, and Pella from there balls and we all went to the counter at the entrance where the woman there said, "Excuse me sir, but you need to put away your Pokémon."

I told her, "Sorry, I paid for their seats, I'm not waiting around", and walked off smiling. We got in the plane and we moved to the cramped area of coach. Even though three seats was pretty empty, I made sure that no one would knock off the little kids, so Bender would stay with his kids behind us on the left side while Heleva stayed with Rose on the right side of us, with some other prick sitting in the front of the seats.

The attendants gave out the safety lecture, plane began to move, and we went flew up with me still gripping the seating as I didn't know where the plane would collide with something or not. After an hour the attendant took our orders for lunch, who was shocked to see Midori, Edward, Heleva, and Bender, ish, actually talking English, and having Rose telepathically tell the attendant what the kids wanted.

We adults went ordering some fine drinks of alcohol, I got a fine wine, Bender went straight for the high alcohol, and Heleva passed. Edward "passed" and got himself something alcoholic using his teleportation. All I can say is that shit he is better at stealing than me, oh well. Midori didn't look impressed and started scolding Edward telepathically, only for me to see the too moving their faces while arguing in their heads.

Lunch came, we ate, and the kids decided to switch my food with theirs, unfortunately the joke's on them as I asked my food with some heavy jalapeño-like spices on mine. Midori then told me, "Frank, please don't go robbing every store in the Aloha region."

I replied, "Don't worry Midori, the only problem is him", pointing at Edward, "and besides, I read up on the islands, and they got some interesting items such as these Z-crystals which must be worth a fine fortune."

Edward got the same look on his face and we both smiled at each other, only Midori to two forks to our hands, make us both shaking our hands sin pain saying, "Shit/Fuck."

We looked at her, only she put on the innocent expression. Now, she doesn't hate me and I still love her and she knows it, but she thinks I just go too far into some things setting bad examples. I just smiled and shook my head; Edward automatically healed his injury and planned out a scheme.

Once we landed, we all got out of the plane and breathed in that, really bad smelling sea air. I said to myself, "I wonder if they sell gas masks here."

We carried our baggage to the hotel room I chose as I bought two separate ones for two families, duh. I unpacked all our shit and sat on the bed in me and Midori's bedroom exhaling, "Ahh, finally, some relaxment."

Midori hopped on me and said, "hm, until of course something does happen", in that "voice" which signals something. I then said, "Maybe when Rose is asleep or when we get back."

She laughed at that and said, "Well, maybe when she's a Kirlia you can explain it to her."

"What if I forget?"

She then said, "I can show her using my head."

I looked at her and said, "There is a difference in explaining and showing a past experience."

"I'm just screwing around with you. We'll explain it to her when she asks the question, like Edward."

I exclaimed, "He asked that question when he was only a year old!"

Midori remembered, "Oh, right."

"I'm not against it, besides she could get it out of one of our heads, now let's not waste time about explaining to our little child about sex and enjoy the vacation by doing something."

Midori got up and said, "Ok, how about teaching Edward not to steal the first thing he sees?"

"If he can pass two knives past me, he can get away with just about anything."

I walked out of the bedroom went to see how the others were doing, until I see Edward walking down the street with a three frozen ice cream bars behind is back, and eating one. And I hear in the distance a guy yelling someone stole a couple of bars. I shook my head thinking, 'I think he got half his brain in the thieving department.'