Naggy Narcissy...

Lucius walked up to their MANOR. This is the house his mother had given them as a wedding gift. She was proud he had gotten with a full blood rather that RUBBISH, as she called them, like Lily. Lucius grabbed his wand and placed it into the door. There was a burst of light and the door opened. "Narcissa!"

The woman he had married came down. "Yes."

"You know how I'm meant to keep the Potters safe? Well, I've had a vision that they are marked for death."

Narcissa laughed nervously. "You mean James and Lily. I thought you said you could protect them."

"I thought I could. I have a problem though."

"Oh, what is that?"

Lucius lifted his cloak off of the baby. "Meet my son, Draco."

"You went to see HER. I thought you had given up."

"No, I didn't give up. I still love her like I know you still love James."

"There's nothing we can do though."

"I know. But there is. James would like to see his son. I told him if I could I'd bring Harry over there tonight."

Narcissa's face grew red. "Well you can't. He left me for that, MUDBLOOD. How would you feel."

"That mudblood was my girlfriend and my love. You know it was not their choice to be married. They don't even love eachother. James was still wondering about you and asking about you while I was there."

"In front of his wife?"

"Duh. He loves you. He always has he always will."

"I- I just don't think I should let him see our son."

"You should let him have it. I know how much you despise that child and it's looks. How many times have you said it looks too much like James and LILY. How many times have you said 'that ugly child' to anyone? You hate that child and you know it." Lucius walked up to her. "Now look at this child and tell me it doesn't look more like you."

Narcissa stared at the child. "Is this truly the mudblood and your baby?"

"It is Lily's and my child. His name is Draco, which of course stands for..."

"Dragon, I know. You mean she was trying to keep up your appearances all the same, even though she knew she wouldn't be with you."

"You know if James had the chance he'd be with you and Harry in a heartbeat. But look at what you can have with me. This child looks more like you than even your own child. I think you'd be proud to be mother of such a beautiful child. Nobody would question whether this is your child."

"You think so. That would be wonderful. Fine. Let James have his son. They're both destined to die anyways right. So, I'll never have to see the child or the betrayer James again. Let the mudblood have him and the ugly god-forsaken child. It looks like her. I hate these eyes that made her think I was muggle. These eyes have been given through the generations of my family. The first person to have them was Helga Hufflepuff."

"So do you think that maybe she..."

"No. She's just a plain ordinary mudblood with nothing special about her."

"She was always particularly good at herbology. She was also good at Defense Against the Dark Arts."

"Did she ever fail anything."

"Only transfiguration. It was never really her strong suit. Otherwise she was brilliant. She had the best wristwork when casting her spells. It was really quite brilliant."

"I'm glad you love me enough to tell me what I was good at. Come on. I dare you to name one."

"Um, I'd have to say potions."

"POTIONS! You should know by now that I hated potions. That was probably my worst subject. Actually not quite. Herbology was, followed by Potions, then Defense Against the Dark Arts."

"I like potions."

"I know you do Mr. Bigshot. Let me guess you probably have to come up with one for tonight to switch our babies and you'll end up poisoning ours, not that it would make a difference."

"No. The Dark Lord has no idea what Lily's child looks like. The only one I have to worry about is Pettigrew, and that's a laugh. I don't think I have that much to worry about."

Narcissa lifted the baby. "Poor thing. It's been mistreated by its Mudblood mother."

'Shut up Cissa."

"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME THAT AND YOU KNOW IT!"

"Oh, well then how about Cissy"

"Are you seriously trying to make me mad. You know I hate those names. Only my sister can call me those. Now go get that ugly child and go."

Lucius laughed. "Okay Narcissa. I'll do as you say mother."

"Lucius. I am not kidding. Get going now before I curse you."

He ran upstairs and looked in the crib to find the black haired babe sleeping peacefully. Too bad it didn't know what was ahead. He picked up the baby and hid it under his cloak. Soon he'd be at Lily and James's house.

Another little note:

As you can see they absolutely hate each other. They are not truly meant to be together, but I won't let Rowlings pairing put me down. I'm working with it, and YES they will stay together. In fact I hate writing with Narcissa I only plan on using her once more. There's nothing wrong with her exactly, I just see her more with like Snape or a different type of pairing with Lupin or Sirius.

Okay maybe that's a little too weird, but it sounds better than these two. They just don't belong. Hate me if you will for that comment, or love me. Please read on.