Anne: I'm sorry that I haven't been updating at , ssssoooooooooooooo, sorry!):
Sesshomaru: you should be sorry, you worthless wentch!
Hunney: Sesshomaru kun, that's no way to treat a lady!
Anne: HE'S RIGHT YOU WORTHLESS MUTT!
Kagome silently sat between the twins as the yellow buffalo stumbled in. "Oh how kawaiiiiiiii!" they screeched, eyes filled to the brim with hearts. "quiet, students" Kagome uttered, eyes glaring at her papers with Hatred. 'These idiots got 50% of their questions wrong' she thought with gritted teeth. she looked up at the young women, mentally debating with herself about wringing the bitches' collective neck. 'You can always get another job, you're so sought after' 'but they wouldn't hire me after that'. 'so what, you'-
"Kaoru, I love you very much", Hikaru purred, shocking poor Kagome senseless. Kaoru blushed a pretty red color, and mumbled, "Hikaru, it isn't polite to say such!" "Both of you, if your being queer, do it somewhere else", Kagome deadpanned. The twins shared a tacit glace, and grew mischievous little smiles. "Kaoru, I think we did something horrible," "what was that, Hikaru?" "We neglected our sensei". With that, they leaned into the confused miko on each side, and grabbed hold of her waist.
Tamaki was not stupid; he was merely slow about things. He was not slow about helping harassed teachers, although, so before the twins could do anything more yaoi filled; he came charging to Kagome's rescue. "I will save you Higurashi-sensei!" the baka no teme screamed. (I don't like Tamaki, if you can't tell.) Kyoya was taking pictures of the occurrence, of course, with his handy, dandy spy camera!(Coming to Wallmarts near you: never!)
Hunney went comatose from cake poisoning in the meantime, and Mori was panicking. He was sitting there, scared out of his mind, going "aaaaaaaaaaaa". No one was paying attention, though. Even Haruhi was staring in shock at the rather unique position The Twins, Tamaki, and Kagome were making. It wasn't often you got to see the twins clinging to a teacher as tamaki had him by the shoulders, pulling the sensei toward him. The customers were quite interested. Heck, when Hunney woke up, he was interested! Kyoya was thanking god. 'Thank you, Jesus. This will dramatically raise the Host Club's earnings.' It made a strange sight, kyoya crying tears of joy, The Twins and Tamaki playing tug of war using a teacher, and the whole room starry eyed.(yes, even Haruhi likes yaoi.)
But isn't a Host Club for High schoolers strange?