Hello again~! This is Hide-chan, back with her second chapter!

Tons of thanks to RoseleafISHTAR and Emily Archor for sending in reviews!

DISCLAMER: Hide-chan does not own Hetalia, nor does she own its characters, nor does she own . This is purely fan-made and not to be treated seriously or as Canon.

Alright, now let's get started with Chapter 2!

*2 MINUTES EARLIER*

Hide-chan woke early in the morning, out of excitement. She ran straight to her computer and opened up Microsoft Outlook.

"Sweet! Two reviews! That means I can get started writing Chapter 2!"

Hide-chan looked around the big sleeping area that she had made with her Powerful Author Magic (and yes, it is proper to call the P.A.M. by its full name). All of the countries she had brought here thus far were asleep, except England.

"What's that goofy look on your face for?" asked England.

"We got two reviews~!" Hide-chan said, in pure bliss.

"You know, most people get excited over, say, ten reviews. Not two. Anyways, I can make breakfast if you want."

"Yeah, yeah sure… knock yourself out." Hide-chan said, completely distracted with figuring out the funniest way to wake up the nations.

England scurried off to the kitchen, which Hide-chan conveniently created right next to the sleeping area.

"Hmm… I need a microphone and an amplifier" said Hide-chan, and the two items appeared right next to her.

"Heh… I love these powers." Hide-chan said, grabbing the mic. "COUNTRIES! GET YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES UP! WE HAVE REVIEWS~!"

"Ngh… five more minutes" was the reply.

"Come on, get up! England's making us some breakfast!"

The countries shot up. "WHAT!"

"Huh? What did I say?" Hide chan asked.

"Repeat what you just said."

"Umm… you mean when I said England's making breakfa- OH CRAP!"

"Exactly." The countries said, running as fast as they could to the kitchen.

"He just started… it can't be that bad, yet…" Hide-chan said.

*BACK TO THE PRESENT*

"HOW… THE HELL… DID YOU… SET FIRE TO… WATER!"

"I-I don't know! I think this kitchen is faulty!"

"THE ONLY THING THAT'S FAULTY IS THE FACT THAT YOU'RE IN IT! CHINA AND ITALY WILL MAKE BREAKFAST!"

"Okay, aru… but I can't cook in a kitchen that is so… on fire. And it would take hours to clean up."

Switzerland sighed. "Please don't tell me that this is a job for me and Liechtenstein?"

"Nope. I can handle the mess by myself."

"How! All the appliances are burnt to a crisp!" Germany said.

"You all just sit back and watch." Hide-chan said, taking a deep breath and closing her eyes. Suddenly, a lock and a green clover Easter egg appeared from nowhere.

"I feel like I've seen those before…" Japan said.

Hide-chan's eyes shot open. "CHARACTER TRANSFORM! AMULET CLOVER!" she cried, suddenly dressed in a green poofy maid outfit and holding a large whisk.

"Ah. Now I know where that lock and egg are from. A Shugo Chara reference, this early in the story?" Japan asked.

"REMAKE HONEY!" Hide-chan said, using her power to completely clean and restore the kitchen to its former glory. She then poofed back into normal clothes.

"Okay! You two, get cooking!" she said looking at Italy and China. The two nodded, still a bit dumbfounded from Hide-chan's Remake Honey.

*30 MINUTES LATER*

After enjoying a full course Western-Eastern Fusion breakfast (courtesy of China and Italy), Hide-chan was ready to get to what all you readers came to read.

"Alright. Truth or Dare time! But first… I need Spain and Romano here, now!"

The two countries appeared, holding pizza and paella, respectively.

"CHIGI! WHAT THE HELL!" Romano asked.

"Big brother~!" Italy cried.

"FRATELLO!"

"Hola, mi hermano~."

"Hey, you guys! I'm Hideyoshi, but you can call me Hide-chan. This is my Truth or Dare fanfiction. And it looks like you guys got some dares~!"

"Great… another one?" they said, remembering the other 60 Truth or Dare fanfictions that they had been subjected to.

"Yep! And you're just in time for the first dare of Chapter 2! Switzerland, if you please."

"Okay. This is what it says." The Swiss nation said:

Since Spain is always getting his ass stared at, I dare him to pick Lovino's ass out of a lineup of everybody else's! He can touch, but he can't see anything but their ass and legs.

~Pennsylvania

"HELL YEAH! GETTIN' THE DARES STARTED WITH SOME SPAMANO!" Hide-chan said.

"…My ass is stared at a lot? By who, Roma~?"

"B-BASTARD! You get stared at by the Hetalia fanbase, not me!"

"ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY BUT SPAIN, LINE UP!"

The countries did as told, still fearing the P.A.M. and the B.A.G.

"This should be a piece of cake, for me!" Spain said, moving down the lineup with a blindfold over his eyes.

"THIS ONE!" he soon said, ripping off his blindfold. Unfortunately (for him, it's comedy for us), he was wrong. Very, very wrong. While he was standing in front (or, should I say, in back)of one Italy brother, it was the wrong one. Romano, who was right next to Italy, fumed. "SPAIN… YOU BASTARD!"

"I-I'm sorry! You and your brother feel the sa-"

"SHUT UP, YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE!"

"Okay, okay. That dare is done! Now stop making all of us listen to your unsettled sexual tension! Liechtenstein, would you be a dear and read our next review?"

"Of course, Ms. Kinoshita" she said, in that so-sweet-it-could-give-you-cavities voice.

Awesome~ your first story is a Hetalia truth or dare fic? That was my first fic too =w=. Anyway~ the name's Emily! And I thought I could leave you a couple of dares and truths ^-^

1) This is a truth for Russia. Russia, do you think if there were more violence, blood, sunflowers, vodka, everyone becoming one with you and no-Belarus you would live a long happy life?

2) Finland, do like being call "wife" by Sweden? Tell Sweden your answer.

3) Canada (I obviously remember you ^-^), try to have everyone recognize you!

... maybe cover yourself in maple syrup o-o!

4) Romano, I think you're really cute (*blush*) if you were to be paired up with anyone, who would it be? Kiss them, yeah? ^-^

5) Hide-chan, which is your favorite pairing? (just curious)

And that's all I have (...for now). Oh! And I love giving hosts chocolate, so you receive a big chocolate bar Hide-chan ^-^ Bye~

"CHOCOLATE!" Hide-chan smiled, nomming on the gigantic bar. "Thanks for the great review, Emily! So… Russia?"

"That world sounds like a very good place to me, da? Especially the part about everyone becoming one with Mother Russia… kolkolkol…" Russia said, a creepy aura forming around him.

"Alright…" Hide-chan said, slowly inching away from Russia. "So now I need Sweden and Finland here!"

The two countries appeared. "What? Iceland! Norway! Denmark! Where are you?" Finland said.

"Oh don't worry. You two just now became victims of- I mean, joined my Truth or Dare fanfiction. I'll explain more later. But for now, you have a truth to do, Finland! So… do you like being called 'wife' by Sweden?"

"U-Umm… maybe… just a little bit…" Finland said, blushing.

"Aww, that was cute. Anyways, now we need Canada here."

"Umm… no need. I've been here the whole time…"

Everybody jumped at the sudden voice.

"HOLY CRAP! Y-YOU'VE BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME!"

"Umm… yes, eh. I don't know how else to say it."

"Okay… well… now make yourself noticeable. Somehow."

"I-I don't know how, eh. I've tried it before…"

"You could cover yourself in maple syrup." France said.

"That's too sticky, eh."

"LE GASP! I KNOW HOW TO!" Hide-chan said. She pulled out her phone, and dialed a few numbers.

The countries listened in on the conversation. It went somewhat like this:

Hide-chan: Hello? It's me, Hideyoshi.

Voice: Hide-chan! It's been too long! Though, I don't really know how long it's been for you, as time flows differently among different dimensions.

Hide-chan: Anyways, Yuuko… I've got a request for you.

Yuuko: You know I can grant you anything, as long as you have significant payment.

"She's using a xxxHolic/Tsubasa reference now?" Japan asked.

Hide-chan: Of course! I only have a small request: can you make my victi- I mean friend Canada more noticeable? For payment, I have your favorite sake~

Yuuko: …Deal.

Hide-chan: Nice doing business with you~!

-end-

Sure enough, Canada became a lot more visible to everyone else, and completely distinct from America.

"That was very unimaginative of you…"

"SHUT UP. Anyways… Romano, who do you like most? Kiss him/her."

Romano gulped. "I guess Spain… SINCE I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE WITH HIM, NOT BECAUSE I LIKE THAT BASTARD OR ANYTHING."

"Aww, Lovi~ you do care!"

"Shut up!" Romano said, quickly kissing Spain on the lips.

Italy looked over at Hide-chan. "Which is your favorite pairing?"

"Hmm… it changes with the seasons. I like all the popular pairings, though. GerIta, Spamano, RoChu, USUK, PruCan, Greece x Japan, America x Japan, Lithuania x Poland, England x China… I could go on."

The countries that were mentioned backed up.

"That's all for this chapter, folks! Hope it wasn't too boring! Remember to send in some more dares and questions~! And feel free to tell me how I'm doing! Hasta la pasta!"