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I am aware that the first one was short and so is this one, but don't worry they'll start getting longer around 004.

Human

"But friend Raven, I'm afraid I don't understand" Starfire pleaded, "why would people watch the nastiness and despair on the non-cleansing soap?" Raven sighed and closed her book marking the page.

"It's because they're snivelling useless slobs that have so much unhappiness and anger in their own pathetic lives they get a kick out of watching others have the same problems." Seeing Starfire was even more confused she sighed again, "It's because they're human."

Picking up her book she floated away leaving Starfire even more puzzled than before.

"Friend Robin?" Robin gave the bag one last punch before turning to face her.

"What is it Star?" he asked carefully, knowing if he said the wrong thing he'll either be buried under a sobbing alien, which he hated, or a happy teenage girl, which he actually quite enjoyed.

"If you are human does it mean you are pathetic, snivelling and no longer any use?" Starfire seemed quite upset about the whole thing and Robin sighed.

"Starfire, you've been talking to Raven haven't you?" Seeing her nod he buried his face into his hands. "Raven, though right most of the time, sometimes says things that are from her opinion rather than fact".

Starfire pondered for a bit before smiling brightly, "like when friend Cyborg say's mopeds are the crappy even though friend BeastBoy loves them" Robin nodded and turned back to his training. He punched the bag a couple more times before his face dropped.

"Shit…STAR!!!!!" Starfire's face appeared round the door smiling. "Come with me Star, we're going to have a bit of a talk with Cy about his language round you" Robin said firmly leading her out the room.

Cyborg grumbled as Robin put the 'language jar' back on the cupboard. Raven rolled her eyes at Star's not-so-subtle hints to go shopping. And Beastboy crashed into the window with a large bang. Instantly everyone rushed towards him and Raven opened the window.

"Are you okay?" Robin asked him. Beastboy looked at him oddly, "Of course I'm not okay dude…THE BEACH IS HOLDING A FREE-FOR-ALL DAY!"

Cyborg and Robin listened closely as he began to explain, "Punch-and-Judy, sandcastle contests, volleyball games, free food and drink especially ice-cream and to top it off a beauty contest for girls. So…what do you think?" he looked around.

"I think we should have left you outside." Raven deadpanned.

"Girl what is your problem every human alive loves the beach!" Cyborg exclaimed, his face obviously showing his shock. Robin smirked as he took in the girl's confused faces, "but you see Cy, sometimes we forgot. The girls aren't actually human"

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