phoenix wright ace dudeguy
chapter 2
by me the detective jakkid166 who is not in this story
anyway wher we left off, miles was gettin all hot caus phoenixs pecs were so big and shiny and sweaty nd oily so edgey was so turned on that he ate his carvat
"okay i cant get more penaltys or ill hav to take me pants off and people see me in my underwear" thought wright ignoring miles who were choking on his cravat
"do you have many more witnesses prosecution" said judge
"AAAGHAAGAHGAHGAK" said miles
"very well then call em to the stand"
but then miles died
"oh shit" said phoenix "wait wasent he already dead"
AND THEN
EGEWORTH ROSE UP TO THE STAND AGAIN
AN HE WAS ALIVE
LIKE NOT GHOST ALIVE CAUS THAT MEANS HES DEAD, HES ACTUALY ALIVE NOWcaus he died while he was a ghost so he came back to life
"HOLY SHIT A SOMPIE" said phoenix
"no" said miles "IM ALIVE NOW"
"OHHHH SHIUT' said the cortroom
"well" said judge "thats cool, aniway do you have witnesses to call"
"yes" said miles "i call the witness"
the witness came on the stand with a big yes
"name and ocupation"
"weenis von beenis" said cumshoe "im here to giv my testiclemony"
"ok" say miles "testify"
"well that dicktectiv dick cumshoe was fisiting herr victim caus he was bagels, but then he doritoed him"
"HOLD IT" said hpoenix "what flavor dorito"
"cool ranch" say beenis
"OBJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" said phoenix "dick gumshoe only like NACHO CHEEEESE"
"WHAT" said beenis "IMPOSSIBOOBS"
"NOT" said phoenix "HERSE" the proof
DICK GUMSHOE, WHAT FLAVOR YOU LIKE"
"nacho" said gumsacho
"there u have it" said phoenix ":haha i got dis in the bag" said phoenix
"ok u hav point" said judge "penalty for prostecution, take off ur shirt"
"WHAT WHY" said edgeworth
"caus you didnt catch that obvious contradiction" said judge
"fine" said miles and he took off he shirt revealin he MASSIV NIPPLES
"ew wtf" said phoenix and he startd hyperventilating
"wats wrong wright" said miles
"NOTHING" said phoenix "TO BE CONTINUED"
"not yet" said judge "we only got 334 words so far"
"fine" said phoenix
"also penalty for tryin to END THE CHAPTER, TAKE UR PANTS OFF"
"DAMMIT" said wright and he took his pants off
"LOL" said edgeworth "HIS UNDIEPANTS HAVE ME ON THEM"
"AHAHAHAHAHA" laughed the courtroom
phoenix was embarass, he cover his undies up but it was too late every1 saw them
"waaaaa" cried wright
"now mr beenis explain dat contradiction"
"WELL" said beenis sweatin "DAS A GOOD QUESTION"
"i got him ont he ropes he must be the tru killer" said phoenix
"AH YES tha victim is the one who give him the bag of detos, he dident know gumshoe hate cool ranch so gumshoe kill him"
"ULTIMAT OBJECTION" said wright "YOOOOOU CANNOT STABA PERSON WITH A DORITO"
"so whats dis mean" said judge
"IT MEANS GUMSHOE LOVE COOL RANCH" said phoenixr
phoenix waited for response but everyon just did the "..." thingy
"water you staring at me for" said wright
"stupid" said judge "take ur undies off"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said wright and he took them off
"HAHAAAAA" said egeworth "HIS DICK IS LIKE AN EGG"
"FUCK YOU EGEWORTH" and he shot him with a gun
"HOLY TITBALLS I DIES A FUCK" said edgeworht and he die
"ha get rekt" said phoenirx
"you fuck" said edgeghost "now im gona prosecute you for killin me"
"wait what"
"COURT IS NOW IN SESSION FOR TRIAL OF PHOENIX WIRGHT FOR MURDER OF MILES EDGEWORTH" said judge
"NOOOOOOO" said phoenix
to be continued