-flashback-
Lee: I'm bored
Kat: We all are.
Lee: Any Ideas?
Kat: Let's divide by 0 and see if it really does make the world explode.
Lee: okay, 1 divided by 0 is... *head explodes and reverts back to it's normals shape* Positive Infinity.
Kat: Well that was boring.
Lee: Any OTHER ideas? *sees Annabeth bringing a chemistry set with her* booya!
Kat: No, you are not going to create ANOTHER mutant teddy bear.
Lee: I was gonna make an invisibility potion!
Kat: An invisible mutant teddy bear? Cool.
AT NIGHT!
Lee walked over to Kat's bed and poked her in the eye.
Kat: OW! You poked my eye!
Lee: We're going to the science Museum to get a chemistry set, remember?
Kat: OK, but no mutant teddy bears unless you put 5 in Clarisse's bunk.
Lee: I hope you don't mind if I let two others come.
Travis and Conner Stoll ran out of their cabin holding a big bag.
Travis: We're ready to rob the Museum of Science.
Kat: Why did you bring them? One annoying boy is enough!
Lee: Well, they're my half-brothers and I'm a newb so we're gonna need their help anyway.
Kat: Lee?
Lee: What?
Kat: I hate you.
Lee: Not me, hating you.
Travis: TO THE SCIENCE MUSEUM! *pulls down curtain that puts them inside the museum of science*
Lee: I need an easy button for this moment *takes easy button out of pocket*
Easy button: That was easy.
Kat: *throws easy button at Conner.*
Easy Button: That was painful.
Kat: Oh, shut up already!
Easy button: That was rude.
Kat: *breaks it*
Easy Button: That was hard.
Lee: There's the gift shop!
Kat: *after staring at it for a while* No, that sign says "Burger King"
Lee: *taking out map* We're in the wrong spot, the gift shop should be right over...
Lee pointed to the Museum of Science, which they were right in front of, then he took out a fishing rod and pulled the scene closer to the museum of science.
Lee: Ladies first Kat.
Kat: Yeah, you better go first.
Travis: Enough bickering. *Enters the gift shop and comes out with A Chemistry Set, some Astronaut Ice Cream, a microscope, and enough computers for everyone in the camp.*
Easy button: That was quick.
Kat: I thought I broke you!
Easy Button: Some of the chemicals spilt.
Lee: *pours out water all over easy button and drowns it*
Kat: Thank you!
Lee: I was starting to get annoyed by that thing!
Travis once again pulled down the curtain back to where present time was, it was still that night.
-End Flashback-
Lee waited and waited for morning, he saw the Sun rise, he waited for the explosion, then he heard Clarrise scream.
"SOMETHING'S IN MY BED!"
Kat: *somehow suddenly appears* Nice one!
Lee: I'm glad I'm a son of Hermes, especially that nobody can hear me for some reason whenever I was sneaking into the Ares cabin!
Kat: *snickers*
Lee: Well, if it weren't for you knowing what ingredients you needed to add we wouldn't even be able to pull off this stunt.
Kat: If Clarrise knew we were the ones who did it, we'd be dead by now.
Lee: I removed any sign of my DNA in there, even fingerprints with some paint.
Kat: You're so evil.
Lee: OH YEAH, and I also accidentally touched her hair so I painted that too, sucker.
Kat: Wow, I bet she's MAD.
"AND MY HAIR IS FROZEN!" Cried Clarrise.
Lee: Yeah, she's pretty mad. Did you barricade the door?
Kat: Yes.
Lee: How about the hole in the floor that we made when I added the wrong ingredient?
Kat: Yes.
Lee: How about the hole that Clarrise is making with a sa- Oh no.
Kat: I'll call for help. *disappears*
Lee: RUN AWAY! *Disappears in a puff of smoke*
Clarrise: GET BACK HERE YOU!
-Afternoon...-
Lee entered the Mess Hall with a tire surrounding his neck and a bloody nose.
Lee: She spent the whole morning beating me up.
Kat: That must've been painful.
Lee: No duh.
Kat: Go get me a tree.
Lee ran out of the mess hall, took an axe out and started singing.
Lee: Oh how I hate to get up in the mooooorning, oh how i hate to get out of-.
The Tree was cut down and Lee dragged it behind him
Lee: Your tree, miss?
Kat: Wow, I can't believe you actually did that.
Lee: I love my axe, what'd you need the tree for?
Kat: Go replant it under the Ares cabin.
Lee ran to the Ares cabin and shoveled a hole underneath it, THEN he took an acorn out and planted it in the soil, took out a chemical and poured it all over the acorn, which made it grow, and Lee ran back to the Mess hall.
Kat: You're INSANE!
Lee: Thank you, *Eats a bit of Pizza*
Kat: You don't need to capitalize pizza.
Lee: I can capitalize anything I want.
Tom came into the Mess Hall and sat down next to Lee and Kat.
Tom: What's the next scandal you two are planning?
Kat: Well, we just planted a tree under the Ares cabin.
Lee: I never knew why the camp gave us our own table.
Kat: *flicks his head* You should know.
Lee: Oh yeah, I remember that day, the one when we bought some hedgehogs?
-Flashback-
Lee: Hey guys, check out these cool blue hedgehogs that I bought from Nintendo!
Kat: BLUE hedgehogs?
Lee: Yep, must be some Sonic mascot thing they did with hair dye or something, I dunno.
Kat: That's just weird.
Lee: *Opens up box* Hello little hedg-
Hedgehog: YOU'RE TOO SLOW! *runs all over the Athena cabin and wakes up Annabeth and Tom*
Tom: WHAT THE HADES?
Annabeth: HOLY ZEUS! Whose hedgehogs are these?
Lee: Get back here Sonic!
-End Flashback-
Kat: Yeah, that was a total disaster.
Lee: I don't know how Tom was involved and not Annabeth.
Tom: Because I was chasing them around.
Lee: Oh yeah, well I think our next scandal should have something to do with the Internet, because Travis and Conner stole enough computers for everyone in camp last night.
Kat: Maybe we should try to sell them?
Lee: No way! We'd get in trouble for that!
Tom: How about we start something called Demigod Forums? A forum about stuff that goes on in Camp HalfBlood.
Kat: I vote for Tom's idea.
Percy overheard them.
Percy: How about a chat engine? I used one to talk with my pen-pal back in 5th grade.
Kat: I've changed my mind. I'm voting for Percy's idea now!
Lee: *Putting hand into a newly formed circle* Chat Engine it is! I know exactly how to make one since Hermes invented the internet.
Kat: *mutters under her breath* Show-off.
Tom: *Puts hand in* Even though I should've been first to make the circle, I'm in too.
Kat: *Puts hand in* All agreed on chat engine?
Percy: *puts hand in* Agreed, Water, Knowledge, and Internet, UNITE!
Kat: Now go back to your table before Mr. D turns you into a grape.
Percy: Good idea. *moves back to table*
-Nighttime, 7:30 PM-
Percy snuck over to the Athena cabin and knocked on the door.
Kat: Shh, everyone else is still asleep.
Tom: What's the Password?
Percy: AthenaIsAwesome142?
Kat: WRONG! *shuts door*
Percy: My bad, the password is password.
Tom: Yes. *opens door*
Kat: You may enter at your own risk.
Percy: *enters Athena cabin* So, where's Lee? And why is there a line connecting to the wall? *realizes* Oh.
Lee: *hums James Bond theme and attaches a clotheshanger to the line, and flies in*
Tom: Look out! *ducks*
Lee: *Lands on head.* Ow.
Kat: *claps sarcastically* Bravo.
Lee: Travis and Conner are here. *points to hole in the wall*
Tom: We really need to fix that...
Kat: Ah! Freaky green guy!
Tom: Where?
Kat: You know, "gullible" is written on the ceiling.
Lee: Anyway... Where'd you put the computer Tom?
Tom: Under my bed.
Kat: Which is also where he keeps his copies of "Twilight" and his diary.
Lee: Gross! I hate Twilight! They give vampires a bad name, seripmav!
Kat: He also puts bear traps under there, so watch out.
Lee: *Putting on metal gontlet* Nah, I can get it. *Fishes out laptop from under bed and pulls it out with a bunch of bear traps on his gontlet*.
Kat: So, what next?
Lee: Simple, we take out all of our computers and make usernames once I'm finished making the chat engine.
Kat: So we make a username for everyone in camp?
Lee: No, we'll know their passwords anyway since I'm the one making the chat engine, hey Percy what template do you reccomend? Labyrinth red, Sea of Monsters orange, Curse blue, or Electric turquoise?
Percy: I think Electric Turquoise.
Lee: Alright, now what to name our Engine?
Kat: "Lee is a big idiot"?
Lee: No, we're looking for a type of object.
Kat: What about "Lee's brain is too small?" A brain is an object, right?
Lee: JUST... an object, not a PHRASE, just an OBJECT.
Kat: Hmm, "Mist" or "Crazy Camp"?
Percy: How about "Hermes' Room?"
Kat: No, that's a place.
Percy: Nouns are People, PLACES, or Things, get your facts straight.
Kat: Liam didn't say "noun" he said "object"! That means it HAS to be a thing, not a place or person!
Lee: How about 'Demi-Chat'?
Kat: OK.
Lee: Demi-Chat it is! *types*
Kat: AHH! A freaky green guy!
Tom: I'm not falling for that one again.
Kat: NO, I'm serious! LOOK!
Freaky Green Guy: Hello, might I ask where you keep the spoons?
Kat: What do you want with spoons?
Freaky Green Guy: I like rusty spoons.
Kat: GET OUT OF HERE YOU PHYSCO!
Freaky Green Guy: The fish smells about done. *leaves*
Tom: Okaaay, that was weird.
Lee: Now what will we use as a password?
Percy: -KnowStealDrown-?
Lee: That DOES fit us all. *types* loading... DONE! Gentlemen and ladies, start your computers! Name your Usernames! Mine is LyingLittleLummox.
Kat: Mine is "KittyKat321"
Percy: Mine is... TidalWave120
Tom: Mine is TomTheFriar.
Annabeth: Why are you a friar? Anyway mine is IQ9000.
Travis: Clone 1.
Conner: Clone 2.
Lee: After we take this chatroom for a spin, we'll tell everyone but the Ares cabin.
-ChatRoom-
KittyKat321 has logged in
LyingLittleLummox has logged in
TomTheFriar has logged in
IQ9000 has logged in
TidalWave120 has logged in
Clone 1 and Clone 2 has logged in
LyingLittleLummox: Hey guys!
KittyKat321: Hey!
LyingLittleLummox: What?
TomTheFriar: What what, in da butt!
KittyKat321: That's just disgusting.
TomTheFriar: Heyyyyy, why's Lee's name in bold? :(
LyingLittleLummox: Because I'm an administrator!
IQinfinity has logged in.
IQ9000: MOM?
LyingLittleLummox: What're you doing here, Athena? We didn't send you an invite yet.
IQinfinity: I came to see what you kids were up to this time.
KittyKat321: It was all Lee's idea!
LyingLittleLummox: I made the Chat Engine, Yes, BUT IT WAS PERCY'S IDEA TO MAKE IT!
TidalWave120: Travis is the one who stole the computers!
Clone 1: Conner helped!
Clone 2: Lee let me!
LyingLittleLummox: You also stole a chemistry set!
IQinfinity: I'll forgive you if you make me an administrator.
LyingLittleLummox: Okay, the password is *whispers password into Athena's ear*
IQinfinity: Okay.
IQinfinity has logged off.
IQinfinity has logged in
LyingLittleLummox: The whole reason we made this chatroom is because we were bored and wanted to help the camp out a bit.
IQinfinity: I see.
KittyKat321: Um, the creepy green guy is at the door.
-Real World-
Freaky Green Guy: I hope you like... SAND!
Kat: What?
Freaky Green Guy: *Freaks out and runs away*
Tom: That guy is so weird.
-Chatroom-
IQinfinity: Ooookayyy, anyway, everything looks safe, bye!
IQinfinity has logged off
KittyKat321: How did that guy even get into the camp?
LyingLittleLummox: Mr. D got tired of monsters coming in so the borders are password protected
TomTheFriar: And the password is spoons
KittyKat321: That explains it. Maybe someone should tell Mr. D to change the password.
Thewinedood has logged in
LyingLittleLummox: Excellent timing Mr. D
KittyKat321: I think you should change the password. Some freaky green guy obsessed with spoons keeps coming to the Athena cabin.
Thewinedood: That's because he's a new camper, there was no room left in Hermes cabin so now we're stocking noobs up in Athena Cabin.
KittyKat321: Well, he's freaky. And green.
Thewinedood: **** that, he needs a shower.
GreenIsMeen has logged in
GreenIsMeen: HUBERT CUMBERDALE... FANCY SEEING YOU HERE!
Thewinedood: And a brain transplant 0_0 I'm NOT Hubert Cumberdale! I am Eggbert Cucumber!
LyingLittleLummox: 0_0
GreenIsMeen: What have you been gathering today little sister?
LyingLittleLummox: A ban from our chatroom
GreenIsMeen: I shalln't play with you again, till you have wash ...
GreenIsMeen has logged off.
LyingLittleLummox: Good riddence.
KittyKat321: Anyway, he's completely insane!
Thewinedood: I found out his parent, it's... not one that I know of! Rondam, the god of randomness
KittyKat321: Okaaay, that still doesn't explain why he's green and has no ears or nose.
Thewindedood: His mom get's sick alot and already lost her nose and ears
KittyKat321: He just said he's going to go find France...
Thewinedood: I don't know about that...
Thewinedood has logged off
TomTheFriar: Does anyone else think Mr. D just let him in here to torture us?
All: Agreed
KittyKat321: And why did he call Mr. D Hubert Cumberdale?
LyingLittleLummox: I don't know, maybe he's been drinking caffeine.
KittyKat321: I think he's just freaking insane.
KittyKat321: Uh oh, he's at the door talking about France and rusty spoons again...
LyingLittleLummox: I think we should call James Caan to come and kill him.
KittyKat321: I think we should just send him to the loony bin.
LyingLittleLummox has sent GreenIsMeen To the Loony Bin(R)
KittyKat321: It's getting late, maybe we should all log off.
LyingLittleLummox has shut down the server
-Real World-
Lee closed his laptop and ran out of Hermes cabin, he put a small message under every cabin's door saying: GO TO DEMI-CHAT DOT COM TODAY AND SIGN UP TO CHAT.
-8:30 PM-
Lee, Tom, Kat, Percy, Annabeth, Travis, and Conner met in the middle of the cabin U shape to add emoticons to the chat engine.
Lee: Okay so we'll need a smiley, a frown, a 0_0 face, a straight face, and an angry face
Kat: Dont forget the "I'm about to kill you all" face.
Lee: Can't forget that *Programs a red cartoon face which is extremely angry and pointing around* that'll be useful for you.
A harpy popped out
Harpy: BOO!
Lee: Oh, hi scary creature that wants to eat me.
Kat: 3...2...1... RUN FOR IT!
Lee: I have a Safety Pin and I'm not afraid to use it!
Kat: JUST COME ON! *drags Lee to Athena cabin as he opens his safety pin and it turns into a sword*
Kat: Why is your sword diguised as a safety pin?
Lee: It can be anything really, it can even be an envelope, a camera, or a pizza.
Kat: Who cares? Just program the smileys!
Lee: *entering Athena cabin* Done.
Kat: Show off.
Lee: I've also managed to put a teleporter in here with a formula I made with the chemistry set *teleports to Hermes cabin* bye guys!
-end chapter-
We don't own SF or Percy Jackson.