"Wow, I am STARVING!"
"Alex… Yawn… its-its 4 AM."
"So? When you became my friend, Tom, you agreed to this kind of thing."
"Wha- I never!"
"Sure you did. Mmm, Jammie Dodgers! You don't get these anywhere in the States! Aaah, how I missed you guys…"
"Hey, hey, stop raiding my kitchen!"
"But… but please! I'm so hungry, I spent 3 months in America for a mission without my Jammie Dodgers and Ben won't let me in his house… something about stealing his ticket for The Force Awakens… I mean, come on, that man's only watched Episode 6!"
"Really? I would've thought that Ben, of all people…"
"Yeah, I know right? He doesn't even know who Darth Sidious is!"
"That's just shameful."
"I agree- "
RING, RING!
"That must be Jones, sorry, Tom, but I have to get this."
"Alex, you were supposed to come directly to the Bank for debriefing."
"Well, maybe I will, if you offered food there! No, it's like any sort of entertainment or indulgence is banned! Just because you guys are MI6 and all, you have to be completely bland and boring!"
"Agent Alex Rider, don't you dare take that tone with me, I am your-"
BEEEP
"Hehehe. I love hanging up on her. She gets all annoyed and mad, but she can't do anything."
"Isn't she your boss?"
"Yeah, I mean, she does pay me my salary, but if she does anything, I'll just quit, because I can do that, since I'm 18 and a legal adult, and she can't afford me leaving."
"What is your salary anyways?"
"Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you…"
Sigh "Seriously, Alex, how much do you earn every year?"
"Well, hmmmm, I don't think you'll believe me."
"Try me."
"£3 million"
"WHAT? WHAT? THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT BE SPENDING THAT MUCH MONEY ON YOU!"
"Hehehe, you're just jealous!"
"Well, of course, I am, you earn, like, 2,800,000 more quid than me!"
"That's the price I demand for saving the world every week or so."
"You-you demand?"
"Sure, I-"
"You know what? Get out. GET OUT. Go to the Bank or whatever. I am so sick of you being better than me at everything. GET OUT."
"Jeez, okay, okay. I'm GOING."
"Hey, wait a second, where's my Jammies? ALEX! ALEX! GIVE ME BACK MY JAMMIE DODGERS! YOU KNOW I CAN'T RUN AS FAST YOU! GET BACK IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! NEVER!"
Well, not my best. But, eh.