On a small island in the middle of . . . nowhere. No wait, they're on the Grand Line. I knew that.
On the small island of . . . Arabasta (that's not an island . . . is it? Oh, it is. Well, it's certainly not small, so . . .) the Straw Hat Crew was running amok.
Nami: What are you all doing!
Vivi: I'm trying to stop the fighting.
Zoro: I'm trying to cut steel.
Luffy: I'm recovering from a horrible experience, but will soon be back to kick some ass.
Sanji: I'm trying to kill this guy without hurting Nami-san's lovely face.
Usopp: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chopper: I'm trying to learn how to play baseball, but the rules seem a bit complicated.
Robin: . . . I'm Miss All-Sunday!
Nami: Oh wait, I'm trying to fight Miss Doublefinger! *flowers pop out of the clima-tact* USOPP!
Nami vs Miss Doublefinger
Nami: Okay clima-tact. Thunder TEMPO! *doves fly out of the clima-tact*
Miss Doublefinger: Hah! That's never going to work against a skilled assassin like myself. *Sprouts thorns, and goes bat-crap crazy*
Nami: wtf is going on? *watches as Miss Doublefinger looses any illusions she had of being cool*
Miss Doublefinger: Don't you see? You're no match for my skill and talent.
Nami: ? *clima-tact electrocutes Miss Doublefinger, and successfully throws her through a concrete wall - smooth*
Nami: Yay, I won! That was a piece of cake (one piece of cake!), especially considering she's paired with one of the best assassins in the world. What a ditz. *holds clima-tact triumphantly up in the air*
Zoro vs Mr 1
Zoro: I'm going to cut steel.
Mr 1: No you're not.
Zoro: I feel the breath of your steel, and I can cut nothing. Like this palm frond. So now I can cut your steel, 'cause . . . logic.
Mr 1: *practically dies 2 seconds later* Well shit.
Sanji vs the 2nd Okama guy
*it was just strange*
Robin: Uh, this is just awkward for me, so . . . can we leave. Like now!
*The Going Merry agrees, and Robin jumps on, and runs away by herself. When the fighting is done the rest of the crew climbs into a ship meant for two people, and they set off after their nakama*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *reading*
Robin: *looks up, sees no one, continues reading*
Nami: LUFFY! Get your foot out of my face!
Sanji: Nami-san, I'll help you! Luffy, how dare you stick your disgusting smelly foot in Nami-san's lovely face!
Zoro: *snores*
Chopper: Where's Usopp? *turns around to see Usopp swimming towards them frantically*
Usopp: GUYS! Wait for me!
Zoro: *opens one eye, and groans* Just leave him.
Nami: We're not leaving him. You go get him! *kicks Zoro into the water*
Zoro: Didn't this already happen. I'm having an odd sense of déjà vu.
FLASHBACK!
Zoro: Why does it always have to be me? *rolls his eyes*
Nami: because you two are shipped *pushes him into the water*
END FLASHBACK!
Zoro: Wait – tell me nobody ships us!
Sanji: Well, is it better than me and Usopp?
Luffy: What about me?
Nami: I'm the only one who makes sense!
Zoro: Then YOU save him!
Sanji: Don't make Nami-san do something like that!
Chopper: What about ME and Usopp?
Zoro: . . .
Nami: . . .
Sanji: . . .
Luffy: . . .
Robin: *still far away on the Going Merry* . . .
Entire crew (minus Chopper and drowning Usopp): EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
Zoro: *appears back on the ship* hold on . . . how'd I get here?
Pell: I saved your crew member. *drops Usopp onto the small boat*
Zoro: I'm getting another odd sense of déjà vu.
FLASH-
Nami: *whacks Zoro on the head* NO MORE FLASHBACKS!
Pell: I am eagle man! *soars into the air, and almost crashes into a plane – which shouldn't be in this universe, but was anyway*
Sanji: Well, that was awkward.
Robin: Hi everyone.
Everyone: Wait! When did we get back on the Going Merry?
Zoro: *moaning to himself* Why does this keep happening to me?
*music starts playing in the background, everyone looks around*
Usopp: *wakes up* Where's that coming from?
Sanji: *VERY angry* It's coming from the kitchen!
*THE PARTY DON'T START TILL I WALK IN!*
Silver Fox Foxy: HELLO! I challenge you, Straw Hat Luffy, to –
Nami: HELL NO! *kicks Foxy in face, and he goes flying off the ship*
Foxy: I'm blasting off again! *disappears into the sky as a twinkling star*
Zoro: I'm getting that weird déjà vu feeling again.
FLASHBACK!
*The Going Merry is headed up reverse mountain, when someone steps out of the shadows. It's Erik, the 1st Okama guy.*
Erik: Hello everyone. You thought you had escaped me well –
Nami: HELL NO! *kicks Erik in the face, and he goes flying off the ship*
END FLASHBACK!
Nami: ARGH! *punches Zoro in the face* I said no more FLASHBACKS!