Chapter 2: The Trap..

The eccentric woman, and the tall young Hylian stood behind a large bolder which rested near a clearing. The blonde lady began to climb up the bolder which only stood a few feet taller than the both of them. "Right then, remember the plan?" She asked as she reached the top of the bolder.

"Yes...no...not really-- we never really came up with a plan...just pieces of one" Link said as he looked up at the woman.

"exactly, all of my best plans were never planned- you know what they say, all the best plans are improvised" She said as she dusted her hands off on her pants.

"...no...i can honestly say ive never heard that one before" He mumbled, then a thought hit him. "oh um, ma'am you never told me your na-"

"Why do you keep calling me ma'am??" She asked as she raised an eyebrow at the young man

He paused and scratched his head a bit. "um...because you're a woman"

She gasped "i am?? really?!" She gained a slight grin. "Does it suit me?" she asked

Link stared at her, not knowing how exactly to answer that. "i mean...how do you not know what you look like?"

"Oi, i was a tall white haired scotsman half an hour ago" He continued to stare so she waved her hands as she added "regeneration, its a time lord thing-- right then! Down to buisness" She claps her hands then spins around and looks around. The bolder she stood atop was in the back of a clearing, which only stretched out about 10 feet. They were probably a good 20 minutes from the entrance of Faron Woods. "Oi! Basil!! Over here!!" The lady screamed as loud as she could. "That should get his attention" She spoke in a much lower tone.

A short bit of time later...

Crunch...

The masked stranger stepped on a branch as he stepped into the clearing.

"Oi, about time" The lady declared as she hopped off the bolder "dontcha know its rude to keep someone waiting, i mean ive only been shouting your name for the last six minutes"

"You are becoming a real pain" Basol stated as he walked over to her, stopping only a few feet away. He had his 'not so plasma' plasma gun pointed at her.

"Again with the gun, its always a gun, why do they always use guns" she uttered.

"My best guess is you as well are not of this world, so killing you will, well that'll just be a pleasure"

"If you plan to kill me then at least answer a few of my questions before you do- why are you trying to kill off an entire race? Whats the reasoning? Orders? Revenege perhaps?" As she was talking she slowly began stepping to her left.

"They killed my people" The stranger hissed "in the future, they invaded our planet... they slaughtered my people as they took over our lands"

The woman narrowed her eyes slightly as she stared into the mans eyes. "Nooo- your lying, don't you dare lie to me, don't even think for a second your capable of such a thing... No...more like the other way around.. am i right?" As she asked the man remain silently. "So what, you invaded their planet...and you lost? Is Basil a big fat sore loser??" The woman mocked

"I bet you think your soooo clever dont you?"

"So what, you tried invading the planet and failed. So your solution is to just click the delete button and make them all vanish? What does that even solve" She finally came to a stop, she had walked a large cirlce around the man and now he stood with his back to the bolder.

"The reasoning is far more than you could comprehend"

"I'd think you'd find that i can comprehend alot more than you'd imagine, either way im not going to let you get away with it"

Basol chuckled "and what exactly are you going to do to stop me?"

She shook her head. "Im not going to do a thing...but he might" She said as she pointed to the top of the bolder.

Basol paused, then he looked up..

BAM

Standing ontop of the bolder was Link, who had dropped a head sized rock on Basol's face just as he looked up. This time it did more than only stun him a moment, this time Baol collapsed to the ground. His hand flung from his hand and skid along the ground to the womans feet, she wasted no time in grabbing the weapon.

By the time Basol was able to get back to his feet, Link had joined the woman, now standing by her side. She was aiming the gun toward the alien.

"Oooh, lookit that" she said. "now the tables have turned"

"Your not going to shoot me" He retorted.

"You certain about that one Basil? Because I'll be honest with you, I haven't the slightest clue as to who I am. I'm still cooking, I could be the mercy type, or hell maybe im the type that'll end you right here, right now" Basol lifted his hand to the vortex manipulator "No- Don't do that--" A blue looking electricity danced around the man, and within seconds he was gone. "Noo! ugggh" she groaned

Link stared in amazement. "whoa where did he go???"

"Hes gone, teleported to what i presume is his own time..."

"I assume thats not the last well see of him.." Link thought out loud

"Right then, we need to prepare for when he comes back- but first!" She turns to the lad. "are you a strong lad??"

"Well i am a farm hand for--"

"Perfect! Because i need you to catch me!"

"why are you going to jump??" He asked

"Close-- nope- im going to faint"

Before he could ask any more questions the woman suddenly fell into Link, who stumbled but was able to keep his balance as he caught her. He stared down at the odd woman... well... now what was he supposed to do?