WASH YOUR PATHIK: EPISODE 2
Pathik fell down the Koi fish's throat, heading straight for the stomach acid. Something caught him just in time, though, and he was carried out of the Koi fish. Pathik looked up and saw Haru, who must've survived the first story.
"Prepare to die!" Haru shouted. Haru's eyes had disappeared, and he thought Pathik was Joseph. Haru threw a rock at Pathik, but due to his newly-acquired blindness, he missed completely and knocked himself into the ocean. Pathik made it back to land, but was knocked unconscious by a Mary Sue, who had the ability to bend darkness, lightning, and minds. Pathik woke up five hours later and found himself in the domain of a shipping pair. The pair had a dictionary translator up on their computer, and they hid under a red cloak. It showed Pathik a rocket ship, and intelligence data that said Toph and Ghostdominion6 were on a space station. The shipping pair wanted Pathik to capture Ghostdominion6 and Toph in order to interrogate them. Pathik was hauled into the rocket, which shouldn't have existed in that time, and the rocket blasted off.
The door to Taang's domain was blown open, and Joseph was thrown in. He was picked up again, and, because this story needs bad grammar, the sh1pp1ng p41rs draggareded hims. Well, at least this story sucked so far. It has bad grammar, bad spelling, a bad plot line, fillerish paragraphs, reality-bending elements, and it was soon going to include the author in the story. This story would have to be removed sooner or later.
"Taang has to be in here." Zutara told themselves. They had arrived at a large door that had the symbol of Taang; a headband with an arrow in the middle. Kataang water-whipped the door open and Zutara shot watery flames of death into the room. They hit a figure, and Joseph heard a thud. Taang had been knocked unconscious, and Joe was now going to succumb to the same fate. Cliché storylines are crap.
wash your pathik: episode 2
Koh thought he was free. He was a minor character in the first chapter. He died in an epilogue in the first story, but pesky shipping pairs had made his ending non-canon. Well, at least he was alive. Koh walked out of his "tree house" and searched for Zutara and Kataang. He could've found them and ended this whole story and any of its possible sequels, but he was disturbed by voices. He looked behind him and saw Lo and Li. They were with a bunch of old and scary looking shippers.
"Uh, who are you?" asked Koh in confusion, whether that was possible or not.
"Us? We are the 'ZANY ORTHODONTAL PARENT HELPERS!'" shouted every man and every Lo and Li in unison. "Our mission is to aid our leader in becoming canon. We must destroy every other shipping pair, and, as it seems Koh, you are a Taang shipper. You must die as well." The Zany Orthodontal Parent Helpers prepared to fight the Facestealer, even though 'orthodontal' doesn't seem to be an actual word.
"It's not my fault that I am a Taang shipper. I..," but there was no point in trying to reason with these creepy semi-human beings. One, these people were insane, or, as they put it, zany. Also, a new paragraph was approaching.
wash your pathik: episode 2
The shoop da woop LAZOR shot on. It almost collided with numerous objects and people, such as the Blue Spirit, who had managed to clean up his guts; the newly-revived Ty Lee, and even the fanon Girl in the Iceberg. Still, it continued on, into the next chapters.
Gnaa, another airbender, decided that he wanted to help in destroying this fanfiction. By simply appearing, he had destroyed the timeline of the actual canon series. Excellent.
Aang was out searching for a girl, due to him being a "player." Toph had gone missing, and Katara was in love with (name withheld). Something hit him on the head, knocking him unconscious though. It was the band Counting Crows. They started singing Accidentally in Love and Big Yellow Taxi, until they were kicked out of this fanfiction. The door for guest celebrities remained open, though…
wash your pathik: episode 2
The shipping pair witnessed Guru Pathik launch into space, and went back to its computer. Its henchmen should be taking care of Koh right about now. It found the dictionary translator again and translated another section from an earlier story:
„I DREAM OF RED CHRISTMAS! The Santa Claus shouted on cornymanier. From nowhere, stootte MAI on the treden and the Santa Claus encountered. Moved her is reverse directly below the treden is thrown, moving her to break its neck. The Santa Claus looked back only five seconds, but that gave time enough to Sokka. He put and beat ahead Santa Claus in the down-stream cutwater in functioning. The Santa Claus lost its remainder and rolled the stone penstone pen down. Heel-oud-vet-mens let go of the gun, which took Sokka. The Santa Claus barged traffic-jam the treden and burst out to siblings. They threw themselves from the manner, and the Santa Claus came in a large window at the end of the attic in collision.
„SAY HELLO TO MY SMALL FRIEND! screamed Sokka. He originated the gun and the Santa Claus were destroyed from the window. He fell to the ground and kept to exist on.
„Lively Christmas, and have also a happy new year. Sokka smirked.
„YOU weet, Sokka it, were possible you a couple deadly references of the weapon in that declaration have put. Aforesaid cat macaw.
„Yes. you, uh? make up requested Sokka want.
„Certain. cat macaw answered. They kept each other and started French kissing. Sokka had made already it to first basis with its sister. The dog!
Joseph woke up and found himself being freed by Taang.
"Get up. We don't have much time." The shipping pair said. Joe got up and they both ran for the closest door. It opened, and they ran down a thin hallway. There were many windows, but none of them were opened. They came to another door, but found that it was locked. Taang walked towards a window and found a button. They pressed it, and the window opened. Instantly, sunlight poured in.
"Ah! I'm BLIND!" screamed Taang. They were now as blind as Toph. But, if Toph is part of Taang, wouldn't they be blind anyways?
Joe looked away from the sun, but wondered how the rays were so powerful. He found another window that was pointing away from the sun, and opened it. Instead of sky, he saw his home. Earth. For some reason, he and Taang had been brought into space. This ship that they were in contained gravity, which explained why they weren't floating around. This cliché storyline was destined to end in tragedy though. And that would come sooner than he would think.
TOO BE CONTINUUD WITH LAST CHAPTER(?) AND MORE DEATHS.
The space shuttle landed in some large space station, and Pathik found himself in a storage room. He knew his mission…
wash your pathik: episode 2