Topic #1
Ed, Edd n' Eddy

Unlike the previous recording session, this one seemed to be taking place somewhere in the middle of the morning, as the sunlight outside beamed in and illuminated the entire room.

Chloe was no longer wearing the jacket from the other night, leaving the tattoo of various colors (mostly red) on her right arm and shoulder completely visible to the camera. In her lap was an open laptop, as she was browsing through something, sitting down on the bed with legs crossed.

She didn't bother to make eye contact with the camera as she spoke. Clearly she was busy looking through something on the computer resting on her legs. "So, uh, welcome back, everyone. Hope you all had a... had a hella fuckin' awesome night last night, with our first upload..."

At first, Dean was nowhere to be seen where the camera was pointing, but he slowly reappeared into view, having removed his jacket as well, as well as holding a cold beer in one hand. Must be a hot day or something.

Chloe turned towards the camera as she continued. "Sorry we're all not really completely prepared, we're just... lookin' through the comments for the video we put out last night. To put it out there as straight as possible, so far we only have one to look over so far."

Dean shrugged, having sat down on the bed. "...Okay then. That... kinda sucks a little."

Chloe also shrugged a little herself. "I mean, we kinda expected more since there's a lot of these fuckin' ranting shows going on right now, but... I guess we'll stick with whatever."

There was a brief jump cut, and now it seemed that Dean and Chloe have gotten ready to discuss their first topic.

Dean brought his hands together with a faint clap, beer can sitting on the floor near him. "Alright, so... the first topic we got for this show was one that was honestly an amusing one. For those of you who are currently or used to be fans of Cartoon Network, strap in, because we're heading back to the early years of the new millennium for this one."

Chloe announced, chin resting on hand. "Today, we're talkin' about a weird little show about a shitty little cul-de-sac in the middle of god-knows-where, called Ed, Edd n' Eddy."

Dean then began to discuss the show's plot. "To make a long story short, it's about a trio of friends who try to make money off the other kids in probably some of the most stupidly awesome ways. ...Don't worry, it's crazier in the outcome than you'd probably expect."

He continued, "The three of these guys, the guys that the show is named after, have their own goofy little personality. First, there's Eddy, who was obviously the leader of the group, and he loves money. Emphasis on loves. Like, Ted DiBiase levels or some shit. Without him, the show would probably have a different plot."

"Then there's Edd, who's called Double D about 99% of the time because we already have an Ed, and he's some type of boy-genius nerdy guy." Chloe said.

"Also the most over-organized guy in that neighborhood. I'm talkin' labeling almost everything." Ambrose noted, nearly cutting off his co-host for a second there.

Chloe continued, eventually having to keep some laughter inside, "And he has a weird hat on his head that just... *snort* ...just looks like a fuckin' garbage bag, and we don't know why he always has it on."

Then back to Dean. "And lastly we have Ed, who... is basically Ryback if he got a bit skinnier, and had even less of a brain... or just had no brain in general. After that, there's the rest of the kids, like the asshole with the bike, the kid whose friend is literally a piece of wood, that one kid who broke his teeth, the weirdo from the world's most absurd fictional country, Ed's angry little sister, and... the blonde girl." There was a beat of silence, before he shrugged. "That's her quirk, she's just blonde. I dunno what else to say about her, besides that I think she likes the biker guy."

Chloe scooched back a bit, needing some room to take a drag off her little joint of grass. After Dean finished talking, she carried on for him. "And then there's those three asshole sisters, who I'm pretty sure would be thrown the fuck to jail or some shit for stalking and pretty much raping the shit out of the Eds. Creepy little fuckers didn't know when to quit, didn't they?"

"Yeah, even I'd probably need therapy if I had to deal with them on more than one case, and when it gets to that point... hooh-boy." Ambrose stated, afterwards taking a drink from his beer. "Y'know, the more we look back at this show, the more it feels like one of the wildest cartoons that early 2000s Cartoon Network had to offer... in both good and bad ways."

"Wild enough to last six seasons." Chloe nodded.

"Six seasons and a movie, no less..." Dean added on to the statement, making a bit of a reference to something along the way. "At its time, it was one of Cartoon Network's best; nowadays, there's a lot more options for fun cartoons, if not some being a little more awesomely-dumb than others, but you still have the option to enjoy this little piece of the past. I mean, there's some fucked up stuff that kids didn't realize until they grew up, and the lack of somethings like parents and school in the first few seasons is a bit fucked up, but... come on, it's a cartoon, they can do whatever in that kind of world."

"Crazy shit's crazy, but we recommend it all the way." Chloe said, exhaling a little bit of weed smoke upon opening her mouth. "If you enjoyed this first topic, that's totes amaze-balls, thank you so fuckin' much, and feel free to throw some more into the pot for us to talk about. We'll be back at ya next time, but first... *quick exhale* I need to grab myself a cold one..."

The blue-head exited stage-left, leaving Dean alone on the bed for a moment. He blankly stared at the camera for a moment, in a beat of dead air, although it was clear who he was staring at, beyond the camera.

"Uh... Max?" He awkwardly spoke up. "Think we're done for recording toda-"

Cut to black.

Okay, maybe there's more than one review on the story right now at this point, but whatever.

See you next time.