Here is chapter2 off Basalisk120 and story. If you don't like it leave, if you do like it please stay have a grilled cheese or something.
M:"Whats up doc?"
W: "Who are you? How did you get in here? What is that behind my house?"
S: "I'm Steelhoof and that there is Mike, I dunno, but we need your help and you need ours."
W: "Okay, i can help but it cost something. DRASTIC!"
S: "Ugh, fine. How much?"
w: "I never said bits, i need..."
M: "Need what doc? Grilled cheeses or jello or music? Tell us!"
W: "What I need, is a new assistant. And you're gonna find one."
M: "Who do you need? A giant? There is one right outside."
W: "Very funny. No, I need someone to travel with, to show the wonders of the universe from beginning to end. And preferably with a nice flank, too."
M: "Hmp...who do you suggest Steel?"
S: "Hey, I'm no good at this kind of thing. Who do you reckon would be willing to be thrown around time and space?"
W: "It's more complicated than that, Steelhoof."
M: "We could go with you, but we dont have nice flanks. Dashie has but she'll make mine and steels universe fucked."
S: "It's creepy you'd even consider our flanks, to be honest. What about Twilight? She'd probably be interested by that kind of thing. Or Derpy? She's probably done that sort of thing before."
M: "What? It is true you have a metal flank and i have a bandaged flank. I think Twilight is the best considering Derpy's crossed eyes. What do you think doc?"
W: "Yeah, I'll take Twilight, if she's willing to go."
M: "If not then were all...DOOMED!"
S: "Yeah, we have some sort of multi-universev fuckup, and we really need to do something about it. and you seem to be the guy to go to."
W: "Thanks i guess, then lets go to twilight."
S: "Yeah, before it starts raining again."
M: "Alright, finally i can pick up my stuff."
S: "Oh yeah, I'd forgotten that." *they walk outside.*
M: "So where did applezilla go?"
S: "I don't want to know. Let's just get there as quickly as possible, and hope the library hasn't come to life or something."
M: "Or has turned into a giant gril..."
S: "OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
M: "Sorry man sorry. I just hoped so. Maybe the library has changed into a normal house who know."
S: "Heh, maybe."
M: "Where is Dashie? I havent seen her in minutes."
S: *Steelhoof shrugged.* "Damned if I know. Maybe she went home?"
W: "Or she is still in my house"
M: "Wha? What is she doing there? Dashie come were going to twilight!"
*no response*
S: "Rainbow? You okay?"
R: "Er, i dk dure dkdj"
M: "The fuck happened to you? You look like Derpy!"
S: "Okay, that's the last straw. Doc, you're gonna fix this shit, before I pull your eyes out the back of your head."
M: "STEEL CALM THE FUCK DOWN! ITS NOT HIS FAULT! Its not our Dashie remember. And we need him and we need you. So stop being an ass and lift me on your back and run."
S: "Okay. So we need to" *Lifts Mike onto his back. Put's on sunglasses.* "get the doctor a date."
M: "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH! So how far is it to the library?"
S: "Not enough time! let's go!" *Gallops straight through front door into street.*
M: "Yeah, who know what happens next maybe we run into a chicken on a scooter or a life size marshmallow."
S: "I'd rather not think about it."
M: "Okay, but i guess it will take a while. We need something to talk about, but what..."
S: "I don't know. lovely, er, weather we're having, eh?"
M: "Hmp yeah, i was thinking. Im pretty useless you know? You are made off steel and can self heal so your good when there is trouble, has a lot off knowledge off stuff and twilight is also one off the smartest pony's. And then you have me what can i do nothing only fly fast might as well be dead, dont get your blades out. Just tell me one or two things im good at? Hard isnt it?"
S: "Well, if anypony need something to eat, all we need to do is wait for you to vomit. also, if you fuck off, we might never be able to fix this shit. Now grow a pair of balls and stop acting like a twelve year old emo."
M: "Ooh that's so not cool, calling me an emo. And atleast i have balls cant say that about you *steel*hoof."
S: "Bitch please, that means I can go all night long."
W: "Mike, i think your leg is somehow healing."
M: "Really? Oh yeah it is healing, i wont need those bandages anymore i guess." *grabs bandaging and giving it back to Steelhoof*
S: "Thanks. I guess, if the universe is gonna collapse, it might as well do it usefully."
W: "Are we going to drink some tea while we talk? Or are we going to walk again?"
M: "Yeah, sorry doc."
S: "Good point, I'd rather this was fixed sooner rather than later."
M: "Well lets go then, how far is it anyway?"
S: "Eh, not far now."
M: "I hope so coz im getting pissed off from all this shit! First a upside down earth pony then crazy pinkie then applezilla and then Derpy dash and this fucking blood rain! Whats next normal eyed Derpy, bug squashing flutter shy, candy houses! We seriously need to get the fuck out off here!"
S: "Too right man!"
M: "Now where in the fucks name is Twi... THE FUCK IS THAT?"
S: "Oh sweet mother of Celestia
M: "Wow! I dont even...wow!"
S: "It looks suspiciously like... the edge of the universe." *Looks at the vast, gray nothingness.* "It's the bloody jaws of infinity!"
M: "WOW! Does it ever end or is it a bottomless like pit? *kicks rock into it* Its a bottomless pit alright!"
S: *Looks over to nearby pony.* "Excuse me, but where exactly is Twilight?"
RP: "Oh, she left the area before the universe stopped working over there. I think she's just down that street."
M: "Thanks ma'am, *whispering to steel and *she is awfully calm in this situation which makes no sense, oh look there is Twilight just like she said!"
S: "Oh, brilliant! I did say that as the strangers to this universe, we'd be the only ones to notice. I mean, it was only like an hour ago that I said it, but it feels like days now. weird."
M: "weird thats true *looking at several pony who are flying upside down without wings* come lets go to Twi before its to late."
M: "you know whats bugging me steel?"
S: "What's that, Mike?"
M: "If in your universe i where a plushy, and you an action figure in mine. What are we then here?"
S: "I think we're what we're supposed to be, but who knows how much longer?"
M: "What i mean is everypony has another person off himself or herself in another universe, like me being a plushy. Maybe in this universe im the cyborg one and your the normal pony."
S: "Heh, maybe."
* turns to them.*
W: "If you do find them, I found out from personal experience. Don't, under any circumstances, touch them."
M: "Why not? Am i going to explode then? Haha."
W: "No, it will end all time. Forward and backward. Now, as we were..." *Heads down the street.* "Excuse me, Miss twilight? I have an offer for you."
T: "Yes? oh and Steelhoof and..."
M: "Mike." *mike said annoyed.*
T: "Er, right. What do you want?"
W: "I want somepony to travel with and show me the universe from beginning to end *and she needs a nice flank. thought*"
T: "Really? I mean, that's quite a big responsibility, surely?"
W: "Yes, i need somepony who is smart and knows the universe pretty well and then you came up along with Derpy but she has crossed eye syndrome. So are you coming with us Miss Twilight?"
M: "Twi where is Spike?" *Mike asked looking around for the little dragon*
T: "Oh, he turned into a pony about half an hour ago, and went to go see Rarity. Why?"
M: "Coz he always with you and stuff, but being turned into a pony and going to Rarity thats going to be a laugh."
T: "Yes, I hope things turn out well for him. Speaking of which, he won't miss me, will he?"
M: "I have no idea, but what is the plan doc?"
W: "Well, we're gonna have to find the place where the universes collided, and then find a way of taking them part again before all three collapse." *Turns to Twilight.* "Don't worry, I can take you back right where we began after our travels. It'll almost be like you were never gone."
M: "This is to complicated for me! Ill just follow your lead, and my brain hurts!"
W: "Alright, we just need to find a point where all of this insanity meets a point. Then, there might be something I can do, and hopefully send everypony back to their own universes."
M: "I have no idea what you just said but im in" *whispering to steel* "Steel what the hell did doc say?"
S: "Well, basically, we're gonna go to the place where all the universes meet, and pull them apart again. more or less."
M: "Aha, but then i wont see you guys anymore."
W: "Yeah, well it's either that or a complete meltdown of reality. your pick."
M: "Ill pick the one where there is no meltdown."
W: "Precisely. Now, do you know anything about where the universes might have met?"
M: "I guess near Dashie's cloud castle, there where we woke up."
W: "Let's get going, then."
*some time later*
M: "So what happens when we see the other Steel and Mike?"
S: "Well, with any luck, they won't even exist, as you aren't real in most universes. But if you do, just avoid them. At all costs."
M: "Okay, eh look there is Dashie's castle!"
S: "Huh, I expected a little more... chaos."
M: "Its more peaceful, its a porthole to the other universes! Oh, i was hoping to see the alternate me or Steel."
S: "Well... shall we?"
M: "Can i go first?"
S: "Go ahead. I've got my Rainbow dash to get to, and I'd rather I did it in one piece."
M: "Your made off STEEL what the hell could happen to you?"
S: "Why don't you find out?"
M: "Hmp, if im gonna to be dead im so going to haunt your ass! Well this it guys it was fun...kinda. See you on the other side! And Steel it was good being your friend altough you broke my leg...aah what the hell give me a brohoof!"
S: "Damn right son!" *Brohoofs* "I'll be right on your tail the whole time. You two coming, or are you just gonna watch?"
M: "Fuck yeah!" *brohoofs back*
W: "We stay here, right miss Twilight?"
T: "Yes, and call me Twilight or Twi. Adding the miss makes me feel old."
M: "Well, see you guys it was fun! Good bye!"
*Mike jumps in the poorthole, but they here a loud twomp and some dutch curse words*
*TWOMP!*
M: "Aaah! KUT! HOERE ZOOI!"
S: "Nicely done."
T: "So what do we then ?"
M: "Yeah just let me lay here! Nothing bad happened just that im bleeding!"
S: "What happened in there?"
M: "First i saw alot off clouds, that was pretty much anything I saw. Before i hit the ground i crashed back in here!"
S: "Well, I guess going back like that is impossible. What're you thinking, doc?"
W: "I guess look further because i have no ideas left."
M: "Can I kill myself, coz this is getting on my nerves."
S: "Hey, we've all been there. Besides, you were happy to just a minute ago."
M: "True but now im fucking angry and want to kick somepony's ass!"
S: "Easy, tiger. You'll break your hooves having a shot at me."
M: "I think im going cupcakes if this keeps happening! *sees crazy Pinkie hopping towards the group* NOT FUCKIN NOW! *bucks pinkie in the snout*
S: "Well, if I didn't kill her earlier, you certainly managed it now. Good job."
M: *snaps back to normal Mike* "Shit! What have i done now! Is she going to be alright?"
* twilight shocked that her friend lays there motionless and lays with his hoofs over his head*
S: "Well, you fucked that one up. What do we do now?"
M: "Shit, i seriously have no idea."
W: "Maybe just maybe we could find a book about this in Twilight's house."
S: "Yeah, why not. I'll wait here and see if anything weird happens."
M: "I dont know what i should do? Twilight goes with doc coz she has the keys. But what am i going to do now?"
S: "Hey, if you like, you can stay here and chat awhile. It's not like we're needed anywhere else."
M: "Okay, see you two later. Oh and Twi could you bring my phone? Coz i seriously need some music."
T: "Sure thing Mike!"
M: "So what do you want to chat about Steel?"
S: "I dunno... How did you get with Rainbow in your universe?"
M: "She saved me from falling to my dead and we started dating a day or two after wards. You?"
S: "Well, turns out I fell in love with her long before I got turned to metal, but I didn't really let slip until she took me back to her place. You can imagine where things went from there."
M: "Still havent been there so dont spoil it! So whats your greatest obsession besides Dashie?"
S: "Trust me, it's incredible. I don't really enjoy anything outside of spending time with Rainbow, but I guess I'm best at killing things."
M: "aha. Besides Dashie is music and flying fast (if i dont crash off course) my fav things."
S: "Meh, I'm not much into music."
M: "You pretty much hate everything i like. Grilled cheeses, jello, music what else are you going to hate? Watching at other mare's flanks or laughing?"
S: "Sorry bro, I can only see Rainbow's flank like that, but by Celestia, it's a good one. Besides, I can't hate grilled cheese, 'cos I can't taste."
M: "Aha, to be honest i like Spitfire's flank too but i love the flank from Dashie, and a grilled cheese taste like a tiny taste off heaven with every bite."
S: "Spitfire, huh? I thought she was into the mares?"
M: "What? WHAT? she still got a nice flank though, if i ever break up with Dashie (wich never happens) ill ask Spitfire out just to prove your wrong."
S: "If you ever break up with Rainbow, and I can still get inside your universe, your heads gonna 'break up' with your neck."
M: "Thats so sweet are you going to paint my house to?...nah man just fucking with ya! So what happens again when we saw our alternates or doppelgangers?"
S: "I don't know, but we'd better listen to the doctor, and not touch them. so no kissing."
M: "Who said anything about kissing? Twi and doc do take there time dont they?"
S: "Well, I expect they've got a lot of books to find. Either that or doc's too occupied with Twi's flank."
M: "Heh yeah, i think the second one knowing doc."
S: "Know him well?"
M: "To be honest no, but every stallion like mare flanks am i right?"
S: "Damn straight son."
M: "Why do you call me son anyway?"
S: "It's just a saying. Unless, maybe I am your father!"
M: "What? WHAT? im definitely not your son (im to cool), But it would be kinda cool i gue...who are they?"
S: "Who are who?"
M: "Those two pony who look exactly like us, those two."
S: "Shit, don't even look at them."
M: "Im keeping them closed, but i here hoofsteps coming closer! What do we do?"
S: "Uh, should we run?"
M: "No! We fly!"
S: "Right! To the doctor!"
M: "Dont look back steel! Cant you fly faster i mean come on your slow as hell! Grab my hoof!"
S: "Fuck you! It's not like they're pursuing!"
M: "I dare you to look back, do it then!"
S: "Alright, shut up! Seriously, try and take my hoof, and you'll lose yours."
M: "Cant we just try to punch them or talk to them? Maybe the are nice guys, who knows!"
S: "Do you wanna find out?"
M: "kinda yeah. So punch or talk?"
S: "Fine, say hello. Don't touch them. I'll hang back here."
M: "Okay then, if i scream for help you are going to help me right?"
S: "Oh yeah, now go and make friends with yourself."
M: "you know how strange that sounded? Well here i go.
Hi im Mike and thats my friend Steel and..."
AM: "Wait... you're Mike? I'm Mike!"
M: "No i am Mike!"
AS: "And im Steel!"
S: "How can you even be Steel? You're not even a cyborg in this universe! And that's not our real name!"
M: "And why am i made off steel i mean the other Mike. My brain hurts."
*Thinking* i look awsome in this universe!
AM: "How could that of even happened? You two shouldn't exist!"
M: "Neither do you!"
AM: "But we do! you only exist because we're here! How many memories do you have?"
M: *Real Mike whispers to real Steel* "So what do we do about them? Kill them? Hit them unconscious? Or..."
S: "We can't do that without touching them..."
M: "I have a crazy idea, if applezilla still around then she could squash them."
S: "But if we kill them, won't we die too? We are the same ponies as them, after all."
M: "If thats true, then i killed pinkie in our universes too!... So what do we then? Walk away?"
S: "I don't know! You were talking to them last! just say we have to go or some shit."
M: "Fine. Steel and i have to go we should hang out more, bye"
AS: "Bye *alt Steel talks to alt Mike* What strange pony's where that."
AM: "Huh, you're not wrong there. Where do you think they were going?"
AS: "We just follow them, but keep distance okay?"
AM: "Why do we need to keep a distance? And why can't I remember anything before five minutes ago?"
AS: "Or else the so called Steelhoof and mike see us. And i want to know what those are up to, and i thought you where the smart one."
AM: "Right. They said we shouldn't exist, right? Can you remember anything that isn't less than five minutes old?"
AS: "We could change into trees."
AM: "That doesn't help at all!"
AS: "So? What shall we do then? keep following? Or..."
AM: "Let's keep going, but tell me. do you ave any memories older than five minutes?"
AS: "Yeah offcourse, only i let them slip by, and you mike do you have any memories other then being a dick?"
AM: "You can be such a nice guy sometimes. No, I can't seem to remember anything. It's strange. Do I have a history of forgetting things?"
AS: "I dont know im just a pony."
AM: "Okay, let's just follow them. They might know what's going on."
AS: "What? Oh yeah i hope so."
AM: "Let's go." *Flies up into the air after Steel and Mike.*
AS: "Okay then" *follows alt Mike*
*back at normal Steel and Mike*
M: "Steel where are we going to now?"
S: "We're gonna try and find Twi and Hooves, right?"
M: "Okay mjan. Oh look there it is, i hope nothing happened on the way. Oh and Steel almost forgot to ask, what happened when Pinkie came after us again?"
S: "If I'm not mistaken, you smashed her face in and broke her neck by bucking her in the face. She's dead."
M: "The fuck! I never killed anyone not even pony's! How? When! And where did i get the strength for such a blow?"
S: "Well, she's only small, and how can you not remember that?"
M: "I dont know mjan, everything went black and then it happend, after that my vision got normal again."
S: "Weird, man. Anything else?"
M: "Yeah, im hungry and i need some shut eye. Maybe we could sleep at Twi's place."
S: "If it's there now. Lead the way!"
M: "Well we are there in a few seconds *3 seconds later* see we are there now."
*Mike opens the door only to be horrified of what happened inside*
"HOLY MOTHER OFF CELESTIA!"
Author note: Ooh an cliffhanger (sortoff) I don't have much to say, but I have a few things. For anypony who was wondering, I don't hate Pinkie or want her dead. I like the happy pony. And the A in AM or AS means: alternative or ALT.
Other author note (basalisk120): Well, here we are again. To all our viewers, we thank you with all our hearts. You'll just have to wait and see what happened to the good doctor and his new assistant.
