I hope you enjoy this chapter! I had fun writing it, and I hope you have fun reading it.

Please note that Bonnie is a little out of character, but I did that on purpose (for the humor) so please don't be mad (Although, flamers make me lol.). No offense to any Bonnie/Bamon fans because I love her and Damon too. This was in all fun.

Andrea Valentine is an OC. I only own her and this plot.

Chapter 2: Jealous Girlfriends, Hunter-slayers, & Tutu

"Damon, can I speak to you for a moment?" I had only been in the house for a second before Bonnie was pulling Damon off to the side.

Mrs. Flowers directed the rest of us to the living room and told me to take a seat. I sat in an armchair as I eavesdropped (no shame here) on the conversation that Dracula and Little Red were having. Damon isn't the only one who can assign people nicknames. Humph.

"What's wrong?" Dracula asked her.

"As if you didn't know. Damon, how could you turn her into a vampire? Is there something you're not telling me?" You could hear the distress in Bonnie's voice as she spoke.

"Trust me, I didn't mean to Change her. She's almost as annoying as Mutt." Oh, no he did NOT just say that.

Just as I was about to go over and tell Damon off, I was distracted by Stefan's voice.

"What did you say?" I asked him.

"Has Damon taken you hunting?"

"Well, no… I kind of took care of that on my own." Stefan was about to reply, but was cut off when Damon and Bonnie entered. I glared at the older Salvatore until he shifted his gaze.

"So, what have you all decided?" Damon finally asked.

"She's not staying here, is she?" said Matt. He was obviously asking for an argument.

"What if I am staying? You scared?" I retorted.

"Of course not. I just don't like you."

"Oh puh-leez! Dude, you're like 'Meg' from Family Guy. Nobody cares about you!"

"You think you can just come in here and insult me like that?"

"Shut up, Meg!"

"Enough!" Meredith stood in between Matt and I. During the argument, I wasn't aware of the fact that we were both standing, facing each other. "Andrea, we know you're going through a hard time right now but you can't let your temper get the best of you. Don't you want our help?"

I immediately felt guilty.

"Yes. I'm sorry," I replied.

"Me too." Matt stuck his hand out and I shook it.

Meredith continued, saying "And Matt, you need to keep it cool as well." Meredith saving the day, once again.

Now that the tension had settled, everyone took a seat.

"Why did you come to Damon?" Bonnie asked me.

"Because his blood was in my system when I died; therefore, I thought he was the one I should turn to. Wait – I'm not, like, sired by him or something? I heard that being sired makes you forever loyal to the vampire that turned you. That would be bad." Damon obviously agreed because, although he looked calm on the outside, I could sense him cringing on the inside. I'm not that hard to be around, am I?

"Well, there's plenty of room in this large old house. I already have the bed in the spare room made," said Mrs. Flowers.

"You're so nice," I replied. Mrs. Flowers winked and went to the kitchen. From the smell of it, she was making dinner for the humans. It occurred to me that I had been human only the day before. I missed being human, and being with my family, already.

"So what were you expecting Damon to do?" Elena asked me. She was no longer sounding harsh, just mildly curious.

"She wants me to teach her how to be a vampire," Damon replied before I did. "I honestly don't think she needs my help."

"Didn't you say that you fed already?" Stefan asked me.

"Yes, but I didn't kill the person. And it was someone I knew – kind of."

"Did you Influence them to forget, afterwards?"

"Uhhhh..." I had forgotten about that. Crappity, crap, crap, crap.

Damon sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I suppose you do have some things to learn. Come," Damon said.

"Where are we going?" I asked him. I was still offended by what he told Bonnie.

"I'm going to show how to cover your tracks." That's when Bonnie approached me.

"Before you go, can I offer you a few words of advice? Um… in the dining room?"

"Sure," I replied and followed her. I thought that Little Red seemed nice, but you're about to see that I am a poor judge of character. The moment we were alone, she turned on me.

"Listen here, you Amazon," she spat. "Damon belongs to me, okay? One false move and I will put a spell on you so bad, you'll be begging for a stake through your heart."

How could someone so small be so scary? This was not like the Bonnie that I had read about in the books.

"First of all," I began, "you're crazy and you have jealousy issues. Secondly, Damon and I aren't on the best of terms right now. Not only did he turn my life upside-down, but he hurt my feelings. Lastly – did I mention that you're crazy?"

"You said that twice," Bonnie said as she took a step towards me, backing me into a corner. Girl, you just don't know, I thought to myself. Provoke me any further, and I will tear your throat out.

I was surprised at how violent my thoughts had turned, but I guessed that that was what came with being a predator.

"I'm ready to go." Damon's impatient voice came from the other room.

In his yellow Ferrari, I waited for Damon to get in so we could go fix my mistake of not Influencing after feeding.

After stern words of warning from Stefan to Damon, Bonnie came and stood on tip-toe as she wrapped her arms around Damon's neck and gave him a soft kiss. It was sweet if you liked that sort of thing.

It made me want to puke.

Although, I must say that the glare that Bonnie gave me after made me want to slink down in my seat and hide. What was her problem?

Shortly after, we were at the house of the guy that I had fed on. It's funny that I can't remember his name now. I mean, I did have a crush on him before. Haha. Since I can't remember, let's just call him – I don't know – Tutu? Hahahahahahaha, okay!

Damon used Power to put Tutu's (tee hee) parents in a deep sleep. Because I had been invited in the last time I was there, I went up to his room and opened the window for Damon. Tutu, still dazed from my last visit, invited Damon in.

Damon made me watch as he made Tutu forget about me biting him. Afterwards, he went to the parents to make sure they didn't know a thing. This left me alone with Tutu. My jaw began to ache.

When Damon came back to tell me that it was time to go, it was only to find me attached to Tutu's neck drinking heavily. Damon grabbed my shoulders and pulled me away.

"Have some self-control!" he snapped.

"You totally sound like Stefan right now," I teased.

Damon rolled his eyes and, again, made Tutu to forget what had just happened. Then Damon put him in a deep sleep, like his parents.

I wiped my mouth with the back of my arm, and we both jumped out the window. The moment we hit the ground, there was a loud pop! and Damon was on his knees, blood gushing from his chest. From the wound, he pulled out a wooden bullet and looked at me.

There was another noise, and soon I was hit in the arm. I copied Damon and pulled it out. It really hurt. What was going on?

Damon and I were shot at again, but our senses were on alert and we dodged the vampire-unfriendly bullets.

The man who was shooting at us was hiding behind the neighboring house, and I snuck up on him and snapped his neck. As he dropped to my feet, Damon came up beside me.

"A hunter-slayer," he said. "And an amateur, at that."

"What do we do now?" I asked.

"I'll have to have a talk with Meredith, but for now we will dispose of his body. I had plans to leave town, anyway, before I met you. Would you like to accompany me?" My eyes widened when Damon asked this.

"You want me to come with you?" Damon looked at the body of the man I had just killed. The human that had attacked Damon Salvatore, the most powerful vampire, and caught him by surprise.

"I think that having you around will prove beneficial. You've got spunk." Damon replied. This was a huge step up from the last comment that Damon had made about me.

Damon picked up the man's body so we could do something with it.

Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all.

I know I left it on a cliff, but I thought that this was a good place to stop. Not only that, but I'm trying to have an update to "Love That Reunites" up in a few hours so I wanted to save some energy lol. I have a lot of writing to do tonight.

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I have fun writing Andrea. What's your opinion of her? I'm curious to know what you guys think.

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