All is fair in Love and War
Chapter 2: Defector
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Mark: Tiger II mit 105mm
Diederich: Panther 2
Annushka: T-34-85
Ernst: Panzer 2 H
Karl: Maus
Ernst: Hi Mark Hi Diederich how are you guys
Mark: Good
Diederich: I'm great we got are selves a P.O.W. her names Annushka
Ernst zooms around behind Diederich
Ernst: Hi Annushka I'm Ernst
Annushka: Hello pleased to meet you and smiles
Mark: Enuf chit chat we got to get her to Command
Ernst: (whispers) Jerk
Mark: What was that you jittery little fuck?
Ernst: None of your business giant ass penis cannon
Diederich: Lets go to command shall we Mark
Mark: Agreed lets go
They arrive at Command and see Karl the Commander of the outfit
Diederich: Karl we have a P.O.W. what should we do with her
Karl: Put her? In the storage building there's a place for P.O.W.s there.
Diederich: Yes sir. Come on Annushka I'll take you there
Diederich unhitches Annushka
Diederich: please don't run off ok
Annushka: I promise I won't, is there possibly any chance that I could become a German T-34 and fight with you guys.
Diederich: Why would you want to if you ever go back to USSR they'll shoot you as a traitor?
Annushka: they left me behind to sink and die in the mud and what was supposed to be the enemy saved my life.
Diederich: ill talk to Karl about it and see what he says
Diederich rolls off to command to talk to Karl while Ernst watches Annushka and rolls up to her
Ernst: Hi
Annushka: Hello its Ernst right?
Ernst: yes it is, you're a field nurse?
Annushka: yea I am
Ernst: I think I've seen you before a few times were you at Leningrad about 2 months ago treating some T54-1947 with a broken turret and a bent gun
Annushka: wow yea I was that's a great memory
Ernst: that and the fact im small and fast is the reason im a scout
Annushka: I should have guessed that
Ernst: awwee fuk Marks comeing gotta run bye
Annnushka: bye
Mark: Who were you talking to soviet?
Annushka: um Ernst
Mark: O.K.
Annushka: this is a storage facility? Its Huge (whispers) almost as huge as ur fukin gun)
Mark: yea it is we keep most of are spare parts and ammunition here
Annushka: it must be really really nice to have spare parts…
Mark: it is useful I will emit that
Mark turns his turret to the side looking around Annushka starts staring at his 105mm
Mark notices and turns his turret back
Mark: What are u looking at?
Annushka: nothing
Mark: don't get any smart ideas soviet
Annushka: I wont
Diederich: im back guess what you can fight on are side Annushka
Annushka: Really?!
Diederich: yea
Annushka: do you mind if I have a look at the spare parts and stuff I kinda need a few… replacements you might say
Diederich: uhhhh sure
Ernst: (hideing thinking to himself) God she has a fukin nice suspension and those turret curves
Annushka: thank you so much
Ernst: I got paint and stuff to put german markings on yo-
Everyone starts looking at Ernst and thinks were the fuck did you come from Ernst just stops sets the paint down and backs up slowly disappearing behind some crates
Mark: He always pops in and out of everywhere in the most unexpected awkward places
Over Head Radio
Karl: Lights out
Diederich: ill leave the light on for you since you need to chance spare parts ok
Annushka: thank you good night Diederich
End Chapter 2: