Deductions from a Magic Blue Box.
Back in the TARDIS...
"So, you've met the Doctor before too?"Jethro asked Howie.
"Um, yeah. Some bad stuff happened," said Howie, not looking at Jethro.
"Yeah? Same with me."
"Really? What happened?"Howie asked.
"I cried and I was in the middle of nowhere,"
"I got kidnapped by a creepy '80s hotel while I was on tumblr and got possessed by an alien minotaur and died."
"...Cool," he replied.
After a while they got bored of sitting in the TARDIS doing nothing so they decided to go get Anderson. They did not expect to see what they saw when they opened the blue TARDIS doors (lol that rhymes).
Anderson was sitting on the sandy ground cradling the most adorable velociraptor anyone had ever seen. It was about the size of a puppy and it was affectionately licking Anderson's face.
"Anderson, what the hell is that?" yelled Jenny.
"He's not an 'it', he's a 'he'. His name's Bitey and he's a baby velociraptor and he's my baby and you're not allowed anywhere near him because he's mine!"
"Barney, put down the dinosaur and get in the TARDIS. Now," said Jenny cautiously.
"Don't call me that! You know I don't like people using my first name!"
Jethro stepped out of the TARDIS and grinned at the sight of the velociraptor. "Oh, that is so cool!" he exclaimed, walking over to it "Can we keep it?" Jethro asked Jenny.
"No!"
Anderson's eyes filled with tears and he said "But, Jenny, Bitey is my baby and I love him and you can't take me away from him I love him!"Anderson then ran towards the TARDIS, bringing Bitey with him, but was stopped by Jenny. "Please..." he whispered, a single tear rolling down his cheek "Let me take him with me."
Jethro was crying and Nigel was crying and Howie was almost crying and Bem was sitting in the TARDIS playing Mario Kart. It was sad.
"No Anderson you cannot keep the baby velociraptor," Jenny said firmly.
"FINE THEN I DON'T NEED YOU I'M GONNA GO LIVE MY OWN LIFE WITHOUT YOU AND I WILL FIND A GORGEOUS DINOSAUR BOYFRIEND AND HE WILL BE MINE FOREVER!" shouted Anderson with tears running down his face. "I don't need you anyway..."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yeah. Thanks to whydontyougofuckadinosaur and andersons-dinosaur for the awesome Anderson/dinosaurs tumblr spam.
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Read that. It's an Anderson/dinosaur fic and it's way better than mine.