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This chapter is just a weak attempt to write something funny, so beware of craziness xD There's an OOC in here, so don't be surprised. She is just some random person I needed to write this for.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece!
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Chapter 2 – Drunken Operation
"Captain! What on earth are you trying to do?" Bepo gasped in shock as he burst into the room, seeing no one else than Trafalgar Law, the most skilled doctor the bear knew, wobbling around like a one-year old kid.
Law didn't pay any attention to his nakama and continued to hum a song, a scalpel in his hand.
"…Obberating, can'd you see th- sthaat?" Law answered and Bepo nearly burst into laughter despite the situation they were in. There was nothing left of his usual proud and cool acting captain right now.
They've had a fight with the marine that morning and luckily managed to escape. Though some of the crew got hurt and were knocked out during the fight. And his only female (and very attractive) nakama was one of them. Law had been pretty upset by that and decided to get himself drunk… it was no secret he had a crush on the woman after all... and here he goes.
Bepo's jaw crashed on the floor. "Nani? You were planning on operating her? But, captain, you are in no state to operate! And even I can tell she doesn't need to be operated, she's only sleeping now!"
Law narrowed his eyes and wanted to say something, but tripped on his own foot and nearly fell over. As he regained his balance again, he cleared his throat. Bepo could smell the booze all over his captain. Just how many bottles did he drink anyway?
"Noooo~! Bebbo, I'M the coctor.. doccor…" Law seemed confused for a moment and scratched his head, wondering about the word 'doctor.'
"Uhm, why don't you just go into your own room and lay down..? I- I mean...please?" The bear tried, but to no avail.
Law turned back to his 'patient', who still laid sleeping in her bed, and began to cut. Despite the darkness Bepo was sure he saw some heat rising to Law's cheeks and then the bear knew what the captain really was up to. Bepo widened his eyes and he shot forward, wanting to stop Law, when suddenly a movement was made from the patient.
"Hmmm…?" The brunette blinked, slowly sitting up as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. Both Law and Bepo gasped and stumbled back, unable to say anything. The young woman first didn't realize what was wrong, but after an awkward silence she followed the weird stares (and was that a smirk on Law's face?) of the two to her upper body…
… and then she understood why Trafalgar Law's nose was bleeding. He'd cut her t-shirt open and she didn't wear anything else under that.
"Ca-captain! Say something!" Bepo urged Law, obviously pretty nervous. Law blinked dumbly and stared at his crewmates' shocked face for a few seconds, his scalpel still lifted in his hand. There was still a cocky smirk dancing on his lips which only made it worse.
"… uhm, welcome to Candid Camera?" Law slurred, followed by a hiccup.
"…"
"…"
"…KYAAAA! I'M SO GONNA THROW YOU OVERBOARD, CAPTAIN OR NOT!"
"Ain't I the one who should be respectedd or s'mthing…?"
A loud roar was the only answer Law got before he saw his scalpels being thrown his way.
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…ehm… sorry if that wasn't funny or anything, nothing better came to my mind xD Hope you had fun reading! Pls let me know if you did ;)
~~ Til next time (next update in two or three days!), take care!
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