A/N: A request from Kryst x3 It's your time to shine, pretty pretty! Bwahaha, enjoy! xDDD

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~In which Abby gets a hint about a girl who's quite close to her Monk~

~and isn't very happy about it~

~okay, 'happy' is a damn big understatement~

"…and so we were going to stop so we could camp when Bren decides to touch this pretty little flower that grew nearby, and got this really itchy rash and now he's complaining all the time and stops every five minutes to rub his back against a tree like some wild bear-."

"Yeah, yeah, that's fine and all. Now, tell me more about Beyal~," Abby squealed, twirling a red lock around her finger. She was resting on her stomach on her bed in her night-attire, enjoying the really rare moments of piece when her twin-siblings were sleeping.

"…that'll be kind of hard since I don't find every little thing about Beyal as exciting and fascinating as you do, Abby."

"Do it anyway," the redhead grinned and rolled onto her back. "I need something to make me fall asleep. And what's better than my Monk Boy!"

"Well…there's not much than he's a little more happy than usual."

"Oh. How come?"

"I don't know…but he keeps looking at this picture of a girl-."

Abby felt her heart drop in her chest all the way to her stomach in shock and rolled onto her stomach once again, pressing her mobile to her ear. "A girl? What girl? Did you meet a girl? Why didn't you tell me!"

"We haven't met one! I just saw a picture of her one time, that's all."

The redhead was silent for a moment, a thousand thoughts circling around in her head. Then she nervously tucked a strand of hair behind hair. "Well…how does she look? Is she pretty? Attractive? Hot?"

"I'm sorry, Abby; I can't answer you on that one because I don't normally notice those things on other girls!"

"Well, you sure as hell would if there was some chick your man knew which you didn't!"

"What's that supposed – Ooooh, I see what you're all fussing about," Jinja's voice snickered. "You're thinking that this girl that you don't know of is maybe Beyal's love interest?"

"It ain't funny," the redhead huffed and blew the bangs away from her face. "And yeah, why wouldn't I? You said he'd never been around a girl ever in his life. This clearly states the opposite and he's keeping this a secret from all of you."

"So..?"

"So!" Abby bolted up and was standing on the bed that creaked slightly under her weight, practically yelling into her phone. "A boy who keeps the girl a secret for no one other than himself to know, and meets her in some deserted place in secret so they can kiss passionately under the stars? This is so the Romeo and Juliet scheme going on right under of your nose! Beyal is probably longing for the love of his life right now and yearns to see her again so they can embrace and kiss in the white hot passion that is their love!"

"…you really need to stop seeing those chick flicks. They're messing with your mind, Abby."

"No-ho, they ain't! And that is so not the point right now!" the redhead was now really flustered and felt like smashing a hole into the wall again and again and then kick another hole in for good measure. "I've been into that boy for five months now without any progress and then some, some…mysterious girl comes into the picture and steals his heart like that? Even after I've tried and tried and tried to pick his brain about his likes and dislikes and how to get him to like me, this girl still manages to take my Beyal? My man?"

"…you're done?"

"No, but I'm sure you wanna say something, so go ahead!"

"Jeez, you're on fire when you're jealous, huh? Tell you what; I think you should yell at the guy responsible for this instead of me. I think you broke my ears anyway."

"No! I don't wanna, and if you put him on the line, I swear to God-!"

"Hello?"

"I HATE YOU, YOU DAMN HOT GIRL-MAGNET!"

Silence…

"L-Let's take that again. How're you doing, Abby?"

"I'm pissed off, and I wanna smash someone's face in so goddamn badly, so you're damn lucky I'm not over there right now!"

"…is that so..? Then I will pray later and thank God for this great fortune."

"To be honest, I don't think I could ever smash your handsome face in, though! So, damn straight thank your God that I'm this damn nice!"

"Jinja told me that you were upset. How come?"

"I'm not upset! I'm angry, pissed off, mad, bursting with pure white-hot rage so hot I'm burning a shitload of calories already, but upset? Fuck no!"

"…It does not seem like that, my friend. Seek deeper in your heart and you will find the true emotion that you are feeling now."

Abby really had to hold herself back from punching something. "I don't have to! That was one hundred percent of sarcasm you just heard! You ever been sarcastic, Beyal? It's such a fantastic thing, because then you'd say one thing but you don't necessarily have to mean it!"

"Like when you say that you are not upset?"

The redhead sighed deeply from the decreasing anger and fell back on the bed. "Hit the nail on the head, huh? Yeah, Beyal, that was pretty much what I meant."

"Care to tell me why you are upset now? And please refrain from using this 'sarcasm'."

"Because you're seeing someone else, aren't you? Admit it, Romeo!"

"…pardon me, but…what?"

"Don't bother to hide it! Jinja told me how you were head over heels for this mysterious girl of yours that you keep as a secret! You even have a picture of her with you! Ha-ha, bet'cha thought you were pretty sneaky but you weren't sneaky enough!"

"…"

"Go on, spill it out. I was too smart and figured the whole love thing out. Now tell me how incredibly awesome I am."

"The girl you are speaking of…"

"Yeah?"

"…is my sister. My older sister who used to live in the monastery I grew up in but vanished years ago."

Abby's green eyes widened greatly and she placed a hand before her mouth to stifle the loud gasp that came out. She flushed so much that her cheeks matched her hair and swallowed hard in complete and utter embarrassment.

Oh, fuck again.

"Your… your sister? As in…your older sister? You have a sister?"

"Yes. I mean, not biologically, but she was always by my side when I was just a mere infant. She took care of me and protected me so, yes, I consider her my only family now."

The redhead smiled dreamily with a giggle. "Oh, yeah, I could definitely imagine you as a baby, alright~"

"Huh?"

"I-I mean…I'm sorry for being such a stupid jerk and assuming things that weren't real," Abby sighed and closed her eyes. "Man, if feel stupid. I'm sorry for saying that I hate you, Beyal. I didn't mean it."

"I know, my friend and I forgive you. I am sure everyone could have made the same mistake."

"You're sweet, Sugar, but we both know this was a huge failure on my side," the redhead sweat-dropped. "Soooo…wanna agree that we don't tell the others that I thought you were in love with your own sister?" the redhead flushed again in embarrassment.

"Oh, no, I will make sure it never gets out, Abby. My mouth is sealed," Beyal assured in unusual way than he used to speak. When she ended the call, she took a moment to think this over.

"Sarcasm. Damn, that boy learns fast," she said, blushing just a little bit. "Brace yourself for the next hours of endless teasing from Jin, Abigail. Maybe if I pretend to do homework, she'll go away," she thought this over. "Nah, she'd know that I'd never do homework on Saturdays."

A/N: xD Horrible ending, I know. Hope you liked it, tho.