Chapter 2 – A Pein in the ass

Sorry it took so long and you have all probably given up on me but here is the next chapter ;O Hope you enjoy it and I have tried to make it better for all my cool readers out there! Thanks for the constructive criticism and the reviews and favourites and stuff =D Oh and disclaimer – I don't own anything but Aimi, shame really but enjoy the fanfic!

*Aimi's Pov*

Finally finished my long and kind of relaxing shower, well relaxing except from when that plant humanoid thing appeared. Slowly, taking all of my belongings from the bathroom, I turned and faced the large, cheap, wooden door.

I stepped out of the door way and stared. I rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn't hallucinating or in a genjutsu. Fore standing in front of me was a tall ginger haired man his face covered in weird piercings and only wearing a towel around his waist. He looked down at me. Those eyes… I felt like I had seen them before, but where?

"Who are you?" his voice boomed in my ear drums, freezing me with his mighty gaze.

"A-Aimi…" I mumbled, stuttering, trying to break the eye contact. He grabbed me violently by my throat, lifted me in the air and pressed a kunai to my chest. My eyes flashed blue, pupils dilated.

"What are you doing here?" he growled tightening his vice like grip around my all too delicate throat.

"L-let me go!" I spluttered, choking on what little air was getting to my lungs and struggling in his hands. My pupils narrowed in a snake like fashion.

"What a nuisance you are. Any last words girl?" he whispered slowly. I could not reply even if I wanted to, I didn't have enough air in me to reply. He sighed loudly. A sudden pain spread throughout my chest. A thin line of blood trickled out of my mouth. Slowly, I looked down at my wounded chest, afore mentioned kunai was protruding from it. "I'm going to leave this in just to see the pain it causes you" a ghost of a smirk grew on his face; he released me to the floor but not before pushing the ninja knife in deeper. An ear-piercing shriek echoed around the base, my eyelids became heavy and the darkness was absolute.

*Deidara's Pov*

"Aimi-chan! Pein-sama what, what did you do un!" I screeched the anger bubbling up inside of me. I ran to the now unconscious bloody mess. "Why?"

"Really Deidara? Another one? Be grateful I did not kill this one…" Pein-sama sighed turning his back on me.

"She is dying!" I retorted. "Please Pein-sama, just let us have this one" he turned half way his eyes calculating.

"Fine. On one condition, she becomes our maid."

"Okay un."

"Kakuzu, your assistance is needed." Authority laced Pein's voice.

"You called?" Kakuzu stated more then asked as he flashed in to the living room, he looked down and said "So… Pein-sama you finally met Aimi?"

*Kakuzu's Pov*

Well I knew it wasn't going to be a perfect introduction between Aimi and Pein-sama. To be honest I would have expected him to think that she was a spy from the leaf and kill her at first glimpse.

I gently moved Aimi from the bloody floor to the relatively clean couch. She was breathing in heavy, ragged breaths. I placed my hand on the kunai. A pained expression took over her face, she stole a sharp breath as I moved the kunai checking how deep in it was.

I shifted my gaze towards her red neck, on the right side she had a large scar in the shape of a four pointed star. I traced it with my finger as if it would help me to think of the possible cause, alas nothing seemed to come to mind.

"I'm sure no one will mind if I open her top more than I really should heh heh." I chuckled to myself at the possibility.

"You realise I am standing right behind you, stupid zombie un." Deidara said pulling an I'm-not-amused face.

"Phhtt… of course I knew." Damn, damn, damn.

"I will explode you with my art if you try anything on Aimi-chan, I didn't think you were the type to perv on unconscious people un. I thought that was more Hidan's field."

"Just leave me to do my work Deidara and plus you're not even dating she just got in bed with you while she was drunk. Technically you raped her." I smiled since he had nothing to retort with. I tore open her top around the wound. "Woah…"

"What?" Deidara looked down at Aimi's chest. "Oh… My… God…"

"Her wound was close to non-existent, the only sign of it ever being was the kunai jutting out of her ribcage." I was shocked. "No ordinary kunoichi or even shinobi can heal that fast. That is if I am not mistaken." I started to focus my chakra in to my hands, I placed them both on the kunai and got ready to give it a tug. "Deidara stand back… Actually go get some clean bandages and some disinfectant" I ordered him while surveying the ninja knife.

"Fine, but don't try anything while I am gone un." Without saying anything else he left the room in search of the required equipment.

*Deidara's Pov*

I really can't believe that zombie tried to perv on Aimi-chan while she was dying. Dying! What type of medical shinobi does that un? I shook my head pushing all thoughts of Kakuzu to the back of my mind and focused on running to the nearest supply closet.

"Deidara how's Aimi? Hahah" Hidan asked leaning against the side of the closet. He was smiling like the true idiot he is.

"She's… in pain un." I replied still rummaging through the closet as the disinfectant continued to evade me.

"What do you mean in pain!" his smile turning to a twisted expression of confusion.

"Well let's just say she met Pein-sama and he kind of stabbed her in the chest un. Good thing is that she heals real fast." His brainless questions were starting to annoy me.

"Maybe Jashin-sama saved her by healing her." I hit him over the head with the newly retrieved disinfectant bottle. "Shit Deidara!" Hidan shouted drawing his triple bladed scythe.

"Sorry Hidan I have to go help Aimi-chan, maybe we can play later!" I laughed before using the teleportation jutsu to get back to Kakuzu.

*Kakuzu's Pov*

What is taking Deidara so damn long? I'm ready to take the kunai out and he is nowhere to be found.

"I'm back! Miss me?" he shouted as he flashed in to the living room which now reeked of dried blood.

"Deidara where the hell have you been?" I yelled eyes narrowing to slits.

"Oh, I sort of ran in to Hidan at the closet, hit him over the head with the disinfectant bottle and now he is out to get me un." He explained with that stupid grin on his face.

"Wipe that stupid smile off of your face and get the disinfectant ready." I was so close to hitting him, but restrained myself as I was reminded by the twist in my reserves that my chakra would be wasted if I did.

"Sorry un… Done." I clutched the kunai tighter and counted to three.

"One…" Deidara looked worried. "Two…" I took in a deep breath. "Three!" I hauled the kunai out of her chest. Once again a deafening scream filled the base. I turned to look at Deidara. To my dismay, I found him on the ground, hair splayed around him. "Damn"

*Konan's Pov*

I heard another really loud scream, but this time I did not choose to ignore it. This particular scream could have been either Deidara's or Aimi's. I teleported to the living room to find Aimi with no top on, blood pouring from her chest to the floor, Kakuzu leaning over her holding a bloody kunai knife and Deidara on the floor unconscious in a very feminine manor.

"Kakuzu! You so didn't do what I think you did… did you?" I queried rubbing my, now aching, head. Everyone started to spill in to the living room, Whispers and gasps filled the air. Then I saw Itachi. He was trying to hide the fact that he was smiling.

"I swear I will stop healing her if I hear another insult. If you want to blame anyone, blame your boyfriend." Kakuzu hissed eyes twitching in irritation. The room fell silent and all eyes went to Pein-kun.

"So… What happened to Deidara?" asked an amused Sasori pointing casually to Deidara's undignified form spread eagled on the floor.

"That's Deidara?" I pulled a surprised face and sniggers were heard from all over the room.

"Oh him, he passed out when I pulled the kunai out of Aimi and I accidently hit him on the head with it. I'm sure he will be fine, he just needs some ice." Kakuzu answered while wrapping Aimi's bare chest in bandages. "I need help carrying Aimi somewhere cleaner than here, preferably to a bed."

"I'll do it… the bitch can stay in my room, I will sleep on my… chair." Hidan offered looking down on the now not so bloody girl.

"Wow, you boys are caring today." I laughed.

*Hidan's Pov*

I picked up Aimi in my arms.

"Fuck your one heavy bitch aren't ya" I chuckled as I brought her inside my room, gently placed her on my bed and pulled the covers up to her shoulders.

"Don't try anything on her or Deidara will explode you with his almighty art" Kakuzu warned sarcastically from the living room.

"Shut the fuck up Kakuzu, I'm not a fucking perv like you!" I yelled at him with my fingers crossed. No reply. He must have found something better to do then to argue with me, I bet money was involved.

*Itachi's Pov*

What a shame, I thought that she had died, then I could have found out what she was. Somehow I think she can help in capturing the rest of the Jinchūriki.

"Hello Itachi" Kisame said as he walked in. "I see you are still reading that book."

"What do you want?" I glared at him from over the top of the ragged volume.

"I'm just here to get my sword and a few… books, that I left in here."

"What type of books?" I raised an eyebrow in suspicion.

"Erm… Porn."

"That's nice, now get out." My eyes flitted back down to my book as I dismissed the nuisance.

"…"

*Pein's Pov*

In my office sat in my big leather chair, reading my scrolls in nothing spare a towel and boxers, what more can I ask for?

I picked up the scroll I had just finished and swapped it for another. One that was still sealed, I opened it to find that it was excessively long. This could take a while. I rubbed my temples this really could take a while.

*Deidara's Pov*

I woke with a start.

"Where am I un?" I asked thin air.

Slowly I stood up and surveyed my surroundings, a dark dense forest, a crepuscular moon and absolute darkness.

I heard a rustling sound in the bushes. I swung around to come face to face with two luminous blue eyes with snake like pupils.

"Who is there un?" I tried to reach for some clay but to my distress my pouch wasn't there.

"Looking for this…?" a strangely eerie voice taunted from the bushes. It sounded like Aimi-chan a little.

The beast emerged from the shadows, it just stood there in the moonlight. It had twelve tails in total .A cross between a dragon and a wolf by the looks of it. Large, outstretched scaly wings and a set of piercing fangs. I could feel large amounts of chakra rolling of off it in terrifying waves. The pupils shifted continuously, always changing from narrow slits to dilated then back.

"What are you? Are you the twelve tailed beast? Such a thing does not exist right un?" I asked tense, keeping on my toes at all times my eyes flitting from the demons eyes to its fangs.

"Phahahaha, What do you think foolish boy? I find it all to amusing how that girl doesn't even like you, you have that to thank for your life" It howled in amusement eyes lighting up with pleasure.

"Wait, What Aimi-chan?" it started to fade away chortling unpleasantly as it did so. "No! Wait, answer me un!"

THUD! Slowly, I opened my eyes to find Sasori and a bucket beside my head. "Nguh… What the? Danna? why did you hit me with a bucket un?" I asked him while rubbing my head irritably.

"I was getting bored waiting for you to wake up, I decided to take matters into my own hands." He replied smirking all the while.

"Aimi-chan! Where is she un?" I leapt to my feet and grabbed Sasori roughly by the collar. "Where is she Danna?"

"She is in Hidan's room, unconscious" he said calmly pointing in the direction of her location. I shoved past him and broke into Hidan's room. I had just noticed that Hidan's room was covered in blood and it had the Jashin symbol printed everywhere.

Kakuzu was changing Aimi's bloody bandages, Hidan was beside him holding the disinfectant bottle I had 'accidently' hit him with earlier.

"Jashin damn it what the fuck are you doing in here you son of a bitch?" Hidan yelled at me, as Kakuzu rewarded him with a punch to the head. I couldn't help but snigger. Hidan started to mutter some choice words while rubbing his head.

"Aimi- cha-"

"Aimi is fine she should regain consciousness soon, by the way Deidara you owe me money." Kakuzu interrupted.

Strangely, Kakuzu wasn't wearing his mask; he had spikey dark brown hair, tanned skin like Aimi-chan, stitches that stretched from the tips of his mouth to his ears and green eyes that glowed from his red sclera.

I walked over to where Aimi-chan was laying, put my palm on her cheek and in the moment I had forgot that I had mouths on my hands so was unable to prevent it from licking her. Aimi: O.o

A sudden movement had caught Hidan, Kakuzu and I off guard. She had grabbed my wrist and started twisting it. Her eyelids flung wide open. Her pupils were dilated. They were that luminous blue colour and not her usual friendly brown-red colour. Then her pupils narrowed to slits. Wait. It's just like my dream.

"What the Fuck?" Hidan grabbed her wrist trying to force it into letting go of me. She growled and bit Hidan. It had left big round fang imprints where it had drawn blood. "Oh my Fucking Jashin!" he yelled while trying to pound her head in.

A loud whine was heard, as room fell silent once more.

"No one tells Pein-sama until we figure this out agreed un?" I said clutching my throbbing arm. Hidan and Kakuzu both nodded, bewilderment similar to my own reflected in their eyes.

Aimi-chan: And there we have it… sorry it took so long I decided to give up and well I got bored XD

Kisame: No one cares =P

Aimi-chan: Shut up Sushi XD

Hidan: Why did you have to fucking bite my hand? =O

Aimi-chan: I'm sorry ;L

Deidara: Is it true that you don't like me in that way?

Aimi-chan: I'm not having this talk now Deidei, until next time ^^