This chapter is longer then the last and I hope more enjoyable. I decided to write this as I have seen many stories about Legolas and Gimli getting drunk but never Aragorn. I have always thought it would be quite amusing. I hope you do to.

"Well, let's see. The first incident happened two summers ago when it was Estel's birthday…"

WHEN ARAGORN WAS DRUNK

As elves don't celebrate birthdays it was quite small and everyone was surprised when Elrond first started having Estel's birthday. Apparently Elrond wanted to give him as much of a normal human life as possible, despite the fact he was raised by elves of course.

That year Aragorn had been spending most of his time with the rangers and was later returning then usual. By the time he got back to Rivendell it was a week after his birthday.

It was already decided that there would be a party even if a small one. Legolas had arrived three days earlier in order to help the twins, Elladan and Elrohir, and Arwen set up a surprise for him.

The day the ranger returned he only had a brief time with Elrond to discuss his injuries, or lack of them, before the twins had sneaked up behind him and blindfolded their unsuspecting victim.

When he was finally released he noticed he was in a large round room sat around a table with six elves laughing at him.

"What is all this?"

Arwen laughed at the confused human.

"Happy birthday!"

A chorus of those words echoed amongst the party.

"Hang on a second! You said he was drunk!"

The dwarf banged another empty mug on the table as he glared at Legolas.

There were murmurs of agreement from Pippin and Sam, who had now woken up to hear the story.

"Relax. I am simply telling how he became that way"

Upon hearing Legolas' answer Aragorn narrowed his eyes yet said nothing, draining his mug.

"Lets see. Oh yes…"

The party had been going on for several hours and lots of wine had been drunk. Arwen had just left complaining about losing the feeling in her hands and a slight headache.

Two other elves were wrestling with themselves, trying to walk back to their rooms.

The twins were trying to get the already tipsy ranger full out intoxicated.

"Bet you can't drink another!"

Taking the bet from Elladan, Aragorn emptied another glass.

Elrohir laughed as he turned an even deeper red. Legolas stood by the open door in vain attempts to clear his head.

Before another hour had passed, Estel was all over the place. The remaining elves were doubled over watching the ranger make a fool of himself.

Legolas and Elladan were almost rolling on the floor when his bizarre actions left Elrohir unconscious on the floor.

Deciding that things had probably gone to far, the rangers friends picked him up and took him to his room.

Even with the combined efforts it was a struggle to get the human to his chambers. Barely able to hold his own weight he seemed set on tripping over his support.

Halfway to his room Estel started looking pained. He barely made it to his room before soiling his pants.

Once again overcome with laughter his friends did nothing and failed to hold him up when the man was suddenly violently sick before falling face first into it.

Neither of the elves wanting to go over to him looked at eachother.

Jumping to his feet Elladan ran out of the room cackling as he left Legolas to clear up.

WHEN ARAGORN WAS DRUNK

"In the end I ended up leaving him on the floor as he was far to heavy and the cleaners would've killed me if I had ruined his bed!"

Everyone laughed at Aragorn's embarrassment and how he met none of their eyes.

The hobbits, now all aware, were talking amongst themselves giggling every so often.

Gimli was roaring in amusement causing passers to stare at the group.

"To think that's our king!"

Aragorn put down his mug.

"Alright, that's enough."

Pippin looked horrified.

"But we haven't heard about the other times yet!"

"Don't worry Pippin, I'll tell you about the next time."

Smiling cruelly at the ranger he thought.

Sam leaned into Frodo.

"I hope it's not as bad for Legolas this time. That was unfair."

Merry hushed him as Gimli renewed drinking and Legolas started speaking.