Dude, I put the old blog up,
Like a couple hours ago,
And already have three questions!
Well, two questions,
And a statement from Frednub.
Jenna2010-06-11 . chapter 1
Sam, do you love Freddie? The way you pick on him just screams you secretly love him.
Jenna, you might want to see your doctor,
Because your brain is clearly malfunctioning.
Me?
Love that?
No. N-O. No.
Even if I did,
Why would I tell you?
But I don't,
So it doesn't matter…
The Happy Beagle2010-06-11 . chapter 1
Hey Sam! ive been having a problem for a while, but i found your blog and decided you were the perfect person to ask for adviceHeres the problem. I am a guy who likes the rough-and crazy girls. Girly-girls are not for me. Too bad alot of them like me. I find that annoying, but thats not the point. I want to know how to attract the more tom-boy-ish girls. i figured that you would know, since you are one. not that i'm trying to hit on YOU or anything. just need advice.
Hello!
So refreshing to see someone who
Doesn't want a girly girl.
Wish other people would be like that.
Anyway,
I would just tell the girly girls
That you aren't interested.
don't say it mean,
Though I would,
Just say that you think that it would be better
To see someone else.
If they are just acting like your friends,
Then you should just let them be friends.
DO NOT
UNDER ANY PROBLEMS
Give them up for a girl friend.
Freddie has fallen for that many times.
Well, at least once.
To attract a Tom-Boy,
Be interested in the things they are.
Don't forget either that they like
Romance too.
Maybe not exactly like,
Watch a chick flick and get roses,
But just coming over to say hi,
That makes a big deal to girls like me.
If she's in wood shop,
Join it next year.
She will appreciate the offer,
And thinks its funny how hard your trying.
Sorry for going all preachy there,
Boys liking brunette skirt girls
Annoy me.
Life experience,
You might say.
Finally Fredlumps has a statement-type- thing.
Dr. Weymin2010-06-11 . chapter 1
Wow, didn't take you long to get back into the blog, did it? I fixed it, so you're welcome. I do like it better this way, cause you can't hurt me on a blog. Plus blogs are good threapy, wich is something you need.
No, it didn't,
But only because I'm bored.
Okay, fine, thanks for fixin my blog…
I can't hurt you huh?
Dear Frediffer,
You are the most annoying person I have ever met.
Too bad Carly said she loved you yesterday.
Your NOT friend,
Sam J
JK Carly didn't say anything about you,
Because she will never love you.
Get over it (:
Till next time,
Sam eats ham