But than one day Snape said---

NO!!

It was you Potter!!

You were the one who ended my love for my

Pork rind.

::Sob::

And so than Snape

Left Potter

And went to join the ranks of the

Beef Jerky Fan Club.

From than on

Snape loved, lived, and wept with his newfound beef jerky

Always always

Flashing in Potter's face

About his ability to love

LOVE I tell you!!

And Potter still stands

His stomach feeling ill from losing and eating the love of his life

And his heart ill from the disappearance of his teacher

And his soul mate.

And he lived happily ever after.