on tuesday tatum was making herself looking bootiful for her new bae and alastair was making himself looking BOOTIFUL for tatum, trying to contour and highlight and use kylie cosmetics and all. in the end of his 78 hour makeup application he put loads of estée lauder setting powder on his face to look just like queen elizabeth the first in that programme . they went to school and alastair was called stupid and he started to cry. tatum saw this and rushed over and shook him n he turned into that weird guy from scary movie that says " my strong hand child" then they were magically teleported to tatum's house and they were in the pool. then tatum started being a retard and drowned so alastair gave her the kiss of life. sam barnyard showed up and put all his flubber in tatums face before crashing his rented lambo in the pool. "o wel" then alastair booty slapped barnyard for flubbering his wifey.