A/N: Update Update Update! I know! I actually did one on time! The picture in the beginning can be found here rawa 1993 .deviantart art /iggy -bunny -for -adoption -143368399 I suggest lookig at it before reading, you will be much less confused.

Disclaimer: Still don't own. The picture is by ~rawa1993 from deviantart

Prussia: Posts pic *Takes all of them* MEIN

America: Can I'z haz one? *puppy eyes* pweeeeeease?

Prussia: NEIN Get AVAY FROM MEIN BABIES

America: I just want 1 you can have the rest! *intense puppy dog eyes*

Prussia: *uneffected* NEIN GTFO

America: Fine, seems I will have to go to extreme measures... *kidnapps and runs away* HA! I HAVE ONE NOW!

America: It's so cuuuuuuuute!

Prussia: *Chases* AMERICA GO TO HELL!

Prussia: YOU"LL JUST BETRAY IT LIKE YOU DID TO IGGY IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR!

America: NO I WON'T! I HAD TO GET MY INDEPENDANCE BECAUSE HE WAS TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD! I WOULD NEVER BETRAY MY IGGY BUNNY!

Prussia: JA, YOU WOULD! *SHOOTS*

America: *DODGES* NO I WOULDN'T! I WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM AND LOVE HIM AND SPOIL HIM ROTTEN!

Prussia: *shoots more until I'm close enough to snatch iggy from America and run like the wind. All the iggys in my arms*

America: *Get's a ride from Tony's spaceship and lands right infront of Prussia and grabs one Iggy bunny from him* Stop hogging the Iggy bunnies! You already have a bunch! Why can't I have one?

Prussia: BECAUSE YOU ARE A ARCHOLCH! AND YOU BETRAYED IGGY! -Iggy bunny struggles in America's arms, prussia shoots america in face-

America: *unaffected* well I don't think an alcoholic like you should be taking care of so many precious lives. And the bunny is only "struggling in my arms" because he wants to get away from your ugly mug!

America: It's ok my little Iggy-wiggy. I'll take you home now, and mean, ol' Mr. Prussia will never bother you again. *goes home and padlocks all entrances and exits to his house including windows* There, you're safe now.

Prussia: Bunny: *squeeks saddly*

Me: I AM NOT OLD! FUCK YOU!

England: *randomly a bunny sitting in a corner* What the bloody hell just happened?

Prussia: *grabs Arthuriggybunny* ARTIE! WERE GONNA SAVE YOUR BROTHER! *blitz greeds America's house with West*

England: What have I told you about Blitzreiging people! *huffs*

America: You blitz the wrong house! Hahahaha!

Prussia: NO I DIDN"T! *In rage* I BUILT ENGLANDS HEART!

America: 1 I have over 50 houses. 2 We weren't even talking about that!

Prussia: IDCCCC

America: ?

England: *is confused* b-but- w-what?

Prussia: *hugs England around Waist* As long as I have Iggy idc.

England: *blushes and flails* D-don't say romantic stuff like that! /

Prussia: Kesesesee~ Why my Liebe-? 3

England: / b-because I said so...

Prussia: When have I ever listened to the rules~? *kisses cheek*

America: So I can keep my Iggy bunny? Win!

Prussia: *nodds*

America: But someday I will find an England for me! This I swear!

A/N: Ok, history time! "I built England's heart" The Prussian empire did spend some time on the British Island. During this time, they built the city that would become known as London, or England's capital. Just in case you were wondering what Prussia ment by that. *grumbles* stupid PrUK *grumbles* Head canon time! "I have over 50 houses" In my head canon, America has a house in everyone of his states and teritories. That adds to 53 houses with Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, and D.C. If I've missed any, please tell me.