Me: Now for the continuation of this story. It is time for the arrival of Riliane's favorite character.
Riliane: li43101 does not own Hetalia or the Vocaloids. If you think she does, then you should be sentenced to the guillotine!
Allen: RILIANE!
Riliane: *laughing* I am only joking Allen. I would never do that to the reviewers. Then again, I cannot chop anyone's head off since you removed the guillotine about a month ago when Conchita tried chopping Venny's head off so she could eat him.
March 27th
POV: Allen
3-4 days have passed since we found out what Venny made Margarita do and when we got Russia. Things have only gotten chaotic. Well, more than it already was. Anyways, things only got worse when Venny spotted the Flying Mint Bunny truck.
Riliane and I were playing Super Smash Bros Brawl in the game room. Why? Because we felt like it, and because we can. We were playing as the characters Mario and Luigi. She was Mario while I was Luigi. Anyways, we were fighting Bowser and Ganondorf (they were on random, I swear) when Venny came crashing through the door and went to one of the windows. Riliane put the fight on pause and looked at Venomania confused.
"Venomania, why did you burst into the room like that, and why are you carrying binoculars?" She asked. I looked at Venomania. He was dressed in his usual outfit, and was looking out the window through the binoculars.
"I was taking a walk outside, when I saw a truck in the distance. I ran back here, grabbed the binoculars in my room, and came to this room to see if it's the Flying Mint Bunny truck," He said, still looking through his binoculars. I could only sigh.
"You are indeed, the biggest fan boy of Hetalia that I've ever meet," I said.
"Oh shut- wait I see it!" He said, running out of the room, probably to tell the others. That was when we heard Gallerian yelling for his life.
"MARGARITA, I NEED YOU, OR A DOCTOR!"
"…Let's go," Riliane said, getting up from the couch. I quickly followed as she started going towards the door. When we got out of the room, Gallerian ran into Venomania, heads colliding, and they both collapsed. When they both collapsed, Conchita and Kayo both proceeded to laugh.
"Stop laughing and let's just go to the living room," Gumi said, coming out of her room. Kayo and Conchita stopped laughing (for good reasons) and Venomania and Gallerian got up, rubbing their heads. Venomania practically started running towards the stairs. When we got there, Margarita looked like she had the air squeezed out of her by Russia… She probably did.
"Flying Mint Bunny truck is coming," Venomania said, just as he tripped on the stairs. However, before he could hit the ground, Gumi caught him by his arm and pulled him up.
"Don't do that again, or I'll let you fall. OK?" She said as she helped him steady himself.
"I won't. Thank you Gumi," Venomania replied once he steadied himself.
"No problem." She said while blushing… Wait… Gumi is blushing…? What's happened while I was playing Super Smash Bros Brawl with Riliane? Anyways, on cue, the doorbell rang. Margarita opened it and found Guy standing there with the next unit.
"Who did we get?" She asked with a sigh.
"I think you'll have to find out," Guy replied. After several minutes, she got the unit into the center of the living room and read the manual aloud:
LOVINO VARGAS (South Italy) MANUAL GUIDE
"Wait we got one of the Italian twins? The one that cusses a lot?" I asked. Do not get me wrong, I am not trying to be mean or anything; it is just that he cusses a lot and is the complete opposite of his younger brother… I know that sounds like how my sister is opposite of me, because it is, which is why the Italian twins are our top two favorite characters.
Riliane picked Romano as her favorite because they are the eldest of the twins, they are both headstrong, and they are good cooks and gardeners. I chose Italy because we are the youngest of the twins, great chefs, and are caring to everyone, mostly towards those who are closest to us.
POV: Riliane
I was peering over Margarita's shoulder, looking at the ways to wake Romano up. Romano is my absolute favorite character, so I want to wake him up and get to know him. I saw a way to wake him up that caught my eye. "I'll do number two!" I practically yelled into Margarita's ear.
"OK then." She said, rubbing her ears. I went up to the box, and said something in a certain language that would guarantee an apology from my favorite character.
"Romano, dachte ich, ich See wissen lassen, dass Italien training bei mir zu Hause ist. Auch Sie haben Ihre Schnurrbart bei mir, noch einmal {1}," I said seriously, though I could NOT stop smiling. The next second I found myself getting choke to death.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, YOU D*MN POTATO B*STERD! ALSO GIVE ME MY MUSTACHE!" Someone, most likely Romano, yelled. I couldn't tell because everything was turning white.
"STOP STRANGLING MY SISTER!" I heard Allen yell. At this point, I felt myself turning into a Smurf and everything was turning grey. That was when the hands on my neck left.
"I'm so sorry, bella ragazza {2}," I heard an Italian voice say, then repeat. I know I've just been choked to Smurf color and almost lost consciousness, but I definitely know for a fact that he called me a beautiful girl. It was then that I realized that I was wearing a yellow sundress Allen got me for my 16th birthday (though I do not look older than 14). I was also wearing no shoes and had my hair in its natural way, I was even wearing the hair band with a ribbon on it that I usually wear when I am dressed for work… and by work, I mean coming up with songs and singing them.
"It's okay. You didn't know," I said once I was back to skin color. I looked over at my brother, who was being hold back by Venny, Gallerian, and Russia.
"Allen, you can calm down now." Allen was then drop and he fell forwards, thanks to Russia. I, being the older sibling I am, ran over to him.
"Are you okay brother?" I asked. He looked up at me with a pained look at first, but then had a smile.
"I'm fine," It was then that I felt someone clench onto my shoulders. I looked over my shoulder and found Romano with a terrified look on his face.
"WHAT IS THAT ICE B*STERD DOING HERE!" He asked/yelled. Margarita thankfully gave Russia a bottle of vodka before he could step over (or worse, onto) my brother and smack Romano, and me in the process.
"Blame the company that delivered him here first. Anyways, I'm Rin Kagamine, but here I'm called Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche," I said as I helped my brother help.
"I'm her younger twin brother Len Kagamine, otherwise known as Allen Avadonia. It's a pleasure to meet you," Allen said, taking a slight bow.
"I'm Meiko, but the others here call me Banica Conchita," She said, getting closer to Romano with a look that said, 'Hello, my precious lunch' … Wait, did she have breakfast? … Ah crap.
"I suggest not being alone with or even around her when she's hungry. She will most likely eat you. Anyways I'm Luka Megurine. Everyone here knows me as Kayo Sudou," She said, pulling Conchita away from Romano, who now looked frightened.
"I wouldn't get Kayo angry if I were you. She might attack you with those tailor scissors she has in one of her pockets. Anyways I'm Kamui Gakupo, but here, it's Duke Venomania. It's great to meet you." He said, followed by a full bow. I swear though, as he bowed, he winked at me. D*mn him and his lustful tendencies. He's not always like this, but it's creepy and annoying when he is.
"Be careful, don't let Riliane out of sight or let her be taken by him, he's almost as bad as France. Except only with women. Anyways, I'm Kaito; here I'm called Gallerian Marlon," Gallerian said, taking a bow. Romano (while clutching to my shoulders) was now glaring at Venny, who was now glaring at Gallerian. Wait… Does Romano like me already? Probably because I'm a girl and have nothing wrong with me… He doesn't know my full story yet... Let's leave it that way for the moment.
"Hello Romano, I'm Gumi. I'm also called Gumina Glassred. Let's just say that if you don't want o end up meeting a bullet from a revolver, then I suggest not getting on my bad side or calling me by my real name," As she said this, she looked at Venny with a look that said stop that or else. Venny noticed this, and stopped glaring at Gallerian. I then heard a faint, evil chuckle from Romano… Wait, didn't the Italian Mafia originate from South Italy? … Crud…
"I'm Hatsune Miku. I'm mostly known here as Margarita Blankenheim. Welcome to our lovely mansion," Margarita said. She looked at me and asked, "Riliane, can you please show Romano to a room and explain to him what we explained to Russia 3-4 days ago?"
"Sure. Want to come with me Allen and help explain?" I asked Allen. He looked at me and bowed slightly.
"Of course." He said, smiling. I turned to Romano, who nodded and we went upstairs.
"D*mn Duke b*sterd," I heard Romano muttering as we got to the stairs, and I couldn't help but smile.
1 hour later
POV: Conchita
I was walking, more like pacing, around my room. I had a posters, HAD being the key word because about two weeks ago I got incredibly hungry and ate them. The posters were of famous places where delicious food is made. The walls and ceiling were a bright red, while the rug was a darker red, like the color of blood. I don't really have many things in my room because I usually get hungry and end up eating them. Also one day, I decided to put all the things I thought were unnecessary into a box for later for when I get hungry… What? I'm the representative of gluttony, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE EATING THINGS! … Moving on. I felt myself getting very thirsty, so I know that there was once place I should go…
"To the kitchen!" I said to no one as I exited my room. When I got to the kitchen, I looked around to see if I could find anything interesting. I then saw something that caught my eye. It was an unopened glass bottle with no label on it. I quickly looked around to see if anyone was watching. I smiled when I saw no one so I grabbed the bottle, opened it, and tipped it slightly to see what it tastes like.
When a drop of it touched my tongue, I felt a watery lime like taste. It seems familiar, but I can't quite place my finger on it. Oh well. That was when I started chugging the thing until the entire bottle was empty. Now I'm hungry… Hm…
POV: Allen
Riliane and I were continuing our game of Super Smash Bros. Brawl while explaining our stories to Romano better. That was when I heard glass breaking.
"… Please tell me I'm not the only one to hear glass breaking?" Riliane asked, shaking at the thought it could be a burglar or a killer, or worse both.
"I heard it too," Romano and I said at the same time, looking at each other afterwards, only to get up when Riliane walked out. It's also worth noting that she grabbed a PS3 controller with her as a weapon. Trust me, she used that as a weapon before, and the burglar ended up in the hospital before going to jail.
Anyways, I found myself running, and when I got to the kitchen, I immediately widen my eyes. A broken glass bottle was on the ground, and in the middle of the kitchen, were several boxes, most of them were empty. The ones that weren't empty were filled with tomatoes. Then I saw, in the middle, tossing an empty box to the side was an obviously drunk Conchita.
"CONCHITA!" I yelled at Conchita. Her cheeks were red, and she gave drunken smile when she faced me.
"Hey *hic* Allen… What's *hic* up?" She asked, taking a tomato and munching on it. I glared at her, resisting the urge to facepalm.
"Why is there a broken glass bottle on the floor, and more importantly, why are you eating ALL THE TOMATOES WE HAVE!" I yelled/asked Conchita. That was when Romano and Riliane came in. Romano immediately went to Conchita and pulled her away from the tomatoes. She struggled, but stopped when, out of nowhere, Russia comes in and hits her on the head with his pipe.
"… What the f*ck just happened?" Riliane asked. That would be the first time in a while since I heard her cuss. There goes that streak.
"I left one of my bottles of vodka in here, but then I heard comrade Allen yelling at comrade Conchita and instantly knew that she drank my vodka," Russia said, poking the unconscious woman in Romano's grip. Romano then immediately dropped her.
"… I think we all learned a lesson here today," Everyone looked at me, confused.
"That lesson would be to never, ever let Conchita drink a full bottle of vodka unsupervised," I said when I started picking up some of the empty boxes and putting them back were they go.
"Agreed," The rest said, helping me clean the kitchen up.
POV: Riliane
After the vodka-tomato incident (I came up with that myself), I was just laying on the couch (after changing into my outfit as Rin Kagamine) in the living room trying to take a quick nap, when I heard Romano talking to someone.
"You're an f*cking idiot for letting greed get the best of you, greedy b*sterd." Romano said to (most likely) Gallerian).
"I'M NOT GREEDY!" Gallerian yelled at Romano. A few seconds later I heard running, cursing, and opened my eyes to see Gallerian jumping over me.
"Hide me! Romano's ticked at me!" Gallerian whispered. It was then that I heard someone running down the stairs.
"Where the f*ck are you, you greedy coward?" Romano asked. Before Gallerian could do anything, I decided to be a little evil to Gallerian.
"He's over here!" I yelled, sitting up and pointing next to me. Gallerian's eyes widen, and then he ran into the kitchen. Romano sighed, jumped over the couch, and sat next to me.
"Can you explain to me why Gallerian is so greedy?" Romano asked. Oh yeah… We heard glass breaking before we could explain Gallerian story… Whoops…
"Gallerian was once a judge who would make criminals 'innocent' if they paid him money. However, this was for his 'daughter' who was crippled in the legs. When a mass murderer who was a general came to his court, he bribed Gallerian with money and Gallerian named him innocent. A civil war started that killed the general. It also leads to Gallerian's mansion burning along with him and his 'daughter'. By 'daughter' I mean a clockwork doll that strangely looks like Margarita, who has the soul of the daughter who died in an accident. When you think about it, it's rather sad because he died because all he wanted was to help his daughter." I explained to Romano. He looked slightly upset now, but then looked curious.
"I have another question… If you don't mind me asking," He said… wait his he blushing.
"Of course you can Romano! How about I get you something to drink?" I asked. Romano looked at me and smiled.
"That would be grateful. Thank you," He answered. Before I could get up, Allen came over.
"… Servant instincts kicking in again dear brother?" I asked. You see, my brother, being a former servant to me, still has instincts of serving things to me.
"… Yes… Well might as well serve you two anyways, this could take a while. So what would you to like?" Allen asked the two of us. I thought for a moment.
"Coffee and tomatoes please," Romano and I said politely at the same time, making us look at each other.
"Well I'm not sure about the tomatoes because of earlier incident, but I can certainty make the coffee., Allen said, bowed, and left. Romano and I were still looking at each other, but then I looked down.
"Um… What was it that you were going to ask earlier?" I asked Romano. I glanced over at Romano, who was also glancing a different way, and blushing the color of a tomato. I felt myself blush… It's probably just my fangirl instincts kicking in.
"What- Oh yeah. Sorry! I was wondering… Why does Conchita look so f*cking hungry all the f*cking time?" He asked, cussing in the process. Then again, this wouldn't be Romano if he cussed every once in a while.
"Back in whatever time it was, Conchita was once someone who only at the most delicious and exquisite food. Then her tastes evolved so that she would want something new and grotesque every say, and nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, enters or leaves her palace. The fifteenth chef of the year who was a Gallerian look-alike asked for a brief vacation. She gets angry because of this and eats him. Running out of food, she then eats her butler, who was an Allen look-alike, and her maid, who was a look-alike of me. When everything was gone, she ends up eating herself." I explained. Allen them came out with two mugs of coffee on a serving plate and handed them to us.
"Thank you," We both said to Allen. Allen bowed (again, servant instincts) and just when he sat in a chair near us, Venny came down. At the same time, Romano asked a question.
"I still want to know why that ice b*sterd is here." Well… It's wasn't much of a question, it's more like a demand.
"Blame the Flying Mint Bunny Company for sending him here!" Venny practically shouted. I couldn't help but sigh.
"You do know that Russia's room is the one next to Margarita's right?" I asked, wondering why he shouted it to the world. Venny silently cussed. Then, with all of his creepiness, Russia appeared behind Venny with his creepy aura and childish/creepy smile.
"What was that, comrade Veno?" He asked, purposely using the nickname Kayo gave him. Venny immediately got angry.
"DON'T CALL ME VENO!" He yelled, stomping around Russia, up the stairs, and to his room. After a few seconds, the sound of a door slamming shut was heard. Margarita then came down, looking in the direction that Venny went.
"… You called him Veno, didn't you?" She asked, looking at Russia. Russia smiled innocently, though I knew that innocence was fake or something like that.
"Da," He answered, pulling Margarita into a (literally) bone crushing hug.
"Russia. You're. Crushing. Me. Again," She said as she was given the hug of pain. Romano looked at Margarita in concern, but I patted his hand. "She'll be fine. Russia already hugged her without crushing a single bone." I reassured him. As if on cue, Russia let go of her.
"Sorry comrade Margarita," He said, patting her on the head. You know, I wonder how many people were hugged by a Russia unit and managed not to have a single broken bone.
"Riliane," I turned to Romano, who looked like he wanted to ask something.
"Is it okay if I… sleep with you?" He asked, blushing furiously. I was about to say something when I remembered that the Italian twins usually sleep with someone. Why? Beats me. I quickly glanced over at Allen, who nodded mouthing 'It'll be fine. He's not France.' Too true, and I'm thankful for that.
"Sure," I answered. That was when I noticed the time. 8:59 P.M. Wow…Time keeps passing by. I got up and went to my room. But before Romano entered my room, I told him to wait for me to change into my pajamas. He agreed, slightly blushing still. After a couple of minutes, I now wear my yellow pajama pants and shirt. I opened the door, signaled him in, and went to sleep. I just hope that the next unit isn't France.
{1} I thought I'd let you know that Italy is training at my home. You also have left your mustache with me again.
{2} Beautiful girl. (Seriously, Riliane and Romano make a cute couple!)
Me: That's it for this chapter.
Riliane: I was so wrong on that last thought.
Me: Indeed.
