It was a beautiful spring day and so the Morningstars decided, well Chloe decided, to bring the five-year-old twins to the park. Lucifer came along despite his protests.

"But Chloe there will be spawn there! Strange spawn!" A look of horror appeared on Lucifer's face.

"The twins love the park and I love taking them. It's fun. This is a great family activity for all four of us to do together. Don't you want to spend time with your children?"

"If I say yes you're making me go. If I say no you won't put out for a week."

"Yeah, you're screwed."

With a sigh, Lucifer began to gather up necessities they would need for the day. "Let's get this over with than."

"See how much easier your life is when you just do what I say?"

"The devil following the commands of a human woman."

"Oh shut up, you love it."

For once Lucifer kept his mouth shut.

So that day found all of four of them at the playground, Chloe and Lucifer watching from a park bench as the twins ran around on the playground. Chloe snuggled her head into Lucifer's shoulder and Lucifer put his arm around her, both content to watch their children play.

Trixie approached her parents urgently at the bench. "Mommy! I need to go potty really bad!"

Chloe's eyes widened. She had better get Trixie to the bathroom pronto, it hadn't ended well last time she had to hold it. "Lucifer, I'm going to take Trixie to the bathroom. Watch Leo." Chloe took Trixie's hand in hers and hurried over to the public restrooms. Lucifer's eyes found his son who happily remained swinging on the monkey bars. Lucifer stretched his arms high over his head and yawned, enjoying the sun on his skin. Chloe had been right, so far this afternoon was fairly enjoyable. He was content. It was a feeling he hadn't felt since the fall and before coming to Earth.

He was broken out of his musings by a hand squeezing his shoulder. Startled he turned around to see a woman who looked like she had just stepped out of the playboy mansion. She wore a tight sports bra which barely covered her large breasts. She wore spanks that hugged every curve of her body. Her beach blonde hair was up in a ponytail and she shot him a smile full of pearly white teeth. "Hiya handsome." She purred.

"Hello." Lucifer muttered.

"What's a guy like you doing in a place like this? All by yourself?"

Lucifer snorted. Could she be anymore obvious? He grabbed her hand removed it from his shoulder.

"I'm here with my kid. Obviously."

Her gaze turned towards the playground where she spotted Leo happily playing on the money bars.

"Is that cute little guy yours? He must be, he has your hair. I'm Kerry by the way. And you are…?"

"Not interested and I'm married. Could you kindly remove yourself from my presence?"

He knew he walking heroine but in his father's name did he have to get accosted whenever he left the house? He enjoyed attention, there was no denying that. It was just some of these women couldn't take no for an answer.

Kerry returned her hand to his person and ran her hand down his arm seductively.

Apparently this was one of those women who couldn't take a hint.

Even one as big as the plane he currently resided on.

Lucifer went to remove her hand from him again he felt a more familiar hand grip his other shoulder.

Uh oh.

Chloe was back and judging by the look on her face not pleased. Chloe turned to Trixie who remained at her side. "Monkey, go play with your brother. I have to talk to daddy's new friend."

Trixie shot them a toothy grin. "Ok mommy." She happily skipped off towards her brother, not a care in the world.

Chloe's gaze meet Kerry's. Lucifer shrugged Kerry's hand off his shoulder and stood to hide behind Chloe. "I tried to get rid of her!"

Chloe turned to Lucifer. "I know babe." Chloe locked eyes with Kerry.

"Hello, I'm Chloe. I'm his wife who I know he told you about because I can tell from the look on your face you're not surprised to see me. Or maybe you just saw his wedding ring or our son on the playground. Whatever. Anyway, stay the hell away and don't bother him. He's taken."

Lucifer's charms had clearly affected her. Fire blazed in Kerry's eyes. "You don't own him. Besides how could he resist me? What could you possibly have that I don't?"

Lucifer snorted and Chloe side-eyed him at his interruption. "I can't even begin to explain. I do own him."

Kerry laughed. "This isn't the middle ages. You can't own a person."

"Technically yes, but with their consent? You betcha. Watch. Lucifer, do I own you?"

"Yes, absolutely." Chloe smirked at her. "See?"

Kerry gaped at him. "Your name is Lucifer?"

Chloe looked at her. "What does that matter?"

"My dark prince has finally emerged! Take me! I knew there was a reason I was drawn to you." Kerry tried to tackle him but Chloe managed to catch her mid-run and tackle her to the ground. Thankfully, she had her handcuffs on her and she removed them from her belt and snapped them around her wrists. Chloe raised an eyebrow at Lucifer. "Satan needs a bodyguard huh?"

"No one can protect me like you do, detective. Hmmm. Up for a little role-play tonight after the children have fallen asleep?"

"Not the time, Lucifer. Why can we never just go out like a normal family? One peaceful day is all I wanted." Kerry kept professing her undying love for Lucifer with Chloe still on top of her. Chloe sighed. "Let me call this in. She's under arrest for assault. Some unis can come and pick her up and take her down to the station. Lucifer, grab the kids."

Lucifer opened his mouth to say something but Chloe cut him off.

"And no smartass comments about me being on top or being with women."

Lucifer wisely shut his mouth and did as he was told.