Okay here comes the next chapter. Hope you like it! And I thank everyone who reviewed up to now!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, Tite Kubo does.
Ichigo13 has signed in. HanaHime has signed in.
HanaHime: Hi Kurosaki-kun!!! How are you?
Ichigo13: I'm fine, thanks. Is everything okay?
HanaHime: Mhm? Why?
Ichigo13: Well, yesterday evening you signed off really quickly.
Ichigo13: And it just isn't like you, so I was a little worried.
HanaHime: You were worried about me?
Ichigo13: Of course I'm worried about one of my best friends if they act weird.
HanaHime: Yesterday I didn't feel so well.
Ichigo13: Okay.
HanaHime: …
HanaHime: What are you doing on the weekend?
Ichigo13: On Friday I'm sleeping over at Grimmjow's place, and on Saturday and Sunday I have to study.
HanaHime: Oh…
Ichigo13: Why are you asking?
HanaHime: Just like that.
Ichigo13: Okay…
HanaHime: Okay, I have to study now, goodnight Kurosaki-kun!
Ichigo13: Goodnight.
HanaHime has signed out. FearTheGrimm has signed in.
FearTheGrimm: Yo Berry!
Ichigo13: …
FearTheGrimm: Okay, I'll stop. So, what's up?
Ichigo13: Nothing's up, it's just that Inoue's acting so weird lately.
FearTheGrimm: Maybe it's because her boobs are so big.
Ichigo13: What the hell?!
FearTheGrimm: Ichigo, how can't you see her giant boobs? I mean, she's twelve and her boobs are as big as those of a twenty-year-old woman! Maybe she's worried about that and that's why she's acting like that.
Ichigo13: Shut up, Grimmjow, I don't like talking about boobs.
FearTheGrimm: Dude, how can't you like boobs? They're so…wow!
Ichigo13: So you like Inoue's boobs?
FearTheGrimm: No, I can't stand her.
Ichigo13: What did she ever do to you? I just asked if you liked her boobs and you say you don't like Inoue herself.
FearTheGrimm: Okay shall I tell what I don't like about her? She's a terrible baker, her voice is annoying, her giant boobs don't fit to her, she's constantly absent-minded, and she always sticks to you like glue.
Ichigo13: Come on, she's nice! And she's one of my best friends, no wonder she's always with me.
FearTheGrimm: How can you stand her, man? I don't get it. And don't you get it, she obviously has a crush on you.
Ichigo13: No Grimmjow, she doesn't. Could we please stop talking about this now, I'm getting a headache.
FearTheGrimm: Fine. So let's come back to boobs. Ichigo, I can't believe you don't want to talk about them. You're thirteen, a teenager! You should appreciate a woman's body and be thankful that God created something as wonderful as boobs. Big, juicy, boobs.
Ichigo13: Grimmjow, you're a crazy pervert. Stop fantasizing and get yourself a girlfriend.
FearTheGrimm: Hey, not a bad idea. Time to lose this virginity of mine.
Ichigo13???
FearTheGrimm: What?
Ichigo13: Grimmjow?! You're going to turn fourteen soon, and you're already thinking about…that?
FearTheGrimm: Oh come on, Ichigo, you know you want it too.
Ichigo13: Okay, I had enough, I'm going. Bye.
FearTheGrimm: Hey, wait!
Ichigo13 has signed out.
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From: Grimmjow Jaggerjack
To: Kurosaki Ichigo
Subject: Sorry dude
Hey, Ichigo, dude, I'm sorry if I insulted you. You know me, I always make stupid jokes. Of course I didn't mean it. I hope you're not angry Berry. Please accept the fact that I'm a young pervert. Grimmjow
PS: Don't forget to bring some sweets with on Friday.
From: Kurosaki Ichigo
To: Grimmjow Jaggerjack
Subject: You pervert
Okay, I accept your apology. I just can't be angry with you. I just find it embarrassing talking about the female body. See you tomorrow, Ichigo
PS: Are marshmallows okay?
From: Grimmjow Jaggerjack
To: Kurosaki Ichigo
Subject: Oh yesss.
Oh marshmallows are perfect. And hey, I'm your buddy, you can always talk with me about the female body, don't need to be embarrassed (it's natural to love the female body).
From: Kurosaki Ichigo
To: Grimmjow Jaggerjack
Subject: Haha
Fine, but I'm not a pervert like you.
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From: Inoue Orihime
To: Arisawa Tatsuki
Subject: sniff
Hi Tatsuki-chan, I asked Kurosaki-kun what he's doing on the weekend, and guess what, he's sleeping at Grimmjow-kun's place on Friday. Since when are they such good friends? After Kurosaki-kun gave him all these private lessons for school, they hang out more than before. Which means he spends less time with me…and that makes me sad. And I wanted to ask him if he wanted to go watch a movie with me on Friday, but no, he's with Grimmjow-kun. I know I shouldn't talk bad about our classmate, but…he's so mean to me, and I just don't know why. Please help me, Tatsuki-chan!!! Love, Orihime.
From: Arisawa Tatsuki
To: Inoue Orihime
Subject: Cheer up, Hime
Orihime, please don't be sad. I know Grimmjow's a jerk, but you have to accept that he's friends with Ichigo. What would Ichigo think if he found out that you were talking bad stuff behind his friend's back? And don't be jealous, they're just buddies, and Grimmjow's no rival! I mean, that's so gross, imagine two boys dating…I don't want to think about it. And you still have chances with Ichigo, so don't give up!
From: Inoue Orihime
To: Arisawa Tatsuki
Subject: Thank you
Oh thank you Tatsuki-chan!!! You really cheered me up. You're right, I shouldn't be jealous! And I should be happy that Kurosaki-kun is even spending his time with me in school. You must understand, I really like him, he's so…so…special. God, my heart's starting to thump again. Love, Orihime.
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FearTheGrimm has signed in. Ichigo13 has signed in.
Ichigo13: Grimmjow!!! It was really awesome at your place yesterday. So stupid that I had to leave so early this morning.
FearTheGrimm: Oh please, our flat is tiny.
Ichigo13: No, I think it was cool. But…I feel a little…dirty now.
FearTheGrimm: Huh? What? But the apartment was clean.
Ichigo13: No, I mean the…thing…we did in the evening.
FearTheGrimm: Oh…that.
Ichigo13: Yes, that. Please, what happened is our secret.
FearTheGrimm: Come on, it wasn't that bad, you must admit.
Ichigo13: Grimmjow…we're thirteen.
FearTheGrimm: So who cares? I like it.
Ichigo13: Normally you're not allowed to watch porn with thirteen. It strictly said before the film started: "Not allowed for viewers under the age of sixteen."
FearTheGrimm: Oh, you should see the porn films that say: "Not allowed for viewers under the age of eighteen." You see more in those. I mean, you didn't even see anything in that film yesterday, and the music was so cheesy.
Ichigo13: I feel so embarrassed.
FearTheGrimm: Ichigo, everyone has to watch a porn one day.
Ichigo13: BUT NOT WITH THIRTEEN!!!
FearTheGrimm: I see this is really embarrassing you…hehe…Berry's becoming a pervert.
Ichigo13: Could we please change the subject?
FearTheGrimm: If you want. So, which subject?
Ichigo13: Grimmjow…I didn't know you like apple-scented shampoo.
FearTheGrimm: Hey, that's not my shampoo.
Ichigo13: But it was the only one there in the bathroom.
FearTheGrimm: Damn it.
Ichigo13: Hehe! And you know, I haven't taken a bath with someone for so long.
FearTheGrimm: It was the first time I bathed with a friend.
Ichigo13: Wow. You know what? You're…thing…is really big.
FearTheGrimm: Thank you. Yours is not bad too.
Ichigo13: Shut up.
FearTheGrimm: That was a compliment, you know.
Ichigo13: Oh…well…thank you.
FearTheGrimm: But mine's still bigger.
Ichigo13: What's so great about having a bigger thing?
FearTheGrimm: Will you stop saying "thing"? You know you call that a "penis", or a "cock", or I don't know what. You sound like a little child.
Ichigo13: I don't feel so comfortable talking freely with someone about that.
FearTheGrimm: Then I'll have to teach you how to feel comfortable. Ichigo, we're soon gonna be men, and we have to be prepared for the future. So…be a dude, dude.
Ichigo13: Okay, gotta stop, I hear my dad coming up the stairs, I don't want him to read out conversation. Bye.
FearTheGrimm: See ya, Berry.
Ichigo13: GRIMMJOW…
FearTheGrimm: Just kidding. Bye, Ichigo.
Ichigo13 has signed out. FearTheGrimm has signed out.
That's it for chapter 2! Okay, still nothing great happened, but…oh well.
I can really imagine two thirteen year old boys talking about that what Grimmjow and Ichigo were chatting about in this chapter…I'm sure they do that in that age, don't they?
Thank you for reading, and please review!