Dancing Fools 3
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC!
Chapter 2: Introducing the Judges!
Now that we got that out of the way, let's introduce our judges!
Rev. Stryker entered,
"This studio is a land of sin! You dare defile this land with mutant freaks!"
Stryker, what the hell are you doing here?
Rev. Stryker declared,
"I have come to liberate the world of you and your blaspheming ways!"
Oh, really?
The author dialed his cell phone,
Yes, hi. Could you come down here please? Yes, he's here. Thank you.
The author hung up. Stryker asked,
"Who did you just call?"
Moments later, a police siren wailed. Two cops entered the set. Cop 1 asked,
"Is this the man?"
Yes, officer. He's the pedophile I called about earlier.
Stryker's eyes widened,
"WHAT? I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!"
Cop 2 shook his head,
"That's what they all say."
The cop put handcuffs on Stryker. Stryker resisted,
"NO! I'M BEING FRAMED! I AM DOING THIS FOR GOD!"
Cop 1 asked,
"Really? What about all those pictures of little boys on your computer?"
Emma shook her head,
"Disgusting."
Jean grumbled,
"Monster."
The cops eventually tasered Stryker and dragged him away. Farrah giggled,
"Finally, I always hated him."
I think everyone does. Look at it this way; the Church of Humanity won't be doing any more business with him out of the way. Anyway, let's get back to the judges…
Deadpool entered,
"LUCY, I'M HOME!"
Deadpool, thanks for coming. Everyone, meet our first judge!
Wolverine blinked,
"You are kidding, right? Please tell me this is a sick joke."
Deadpool said,
"It's no joke, Wolvie! I'm going to be judging your form and poise."
He pulled out a tape measure,
"I'm also going to measure how long it's going to take before you just decide to have sex with Jean Grey!"
Jean scowled,
"I love Scott Summers."
Jean, Scott's sleeping with Emma. He can do a lot better.
Emma rolled her eyes,
"All right, then. Who would you rather have Cyclops cheat on?"
Well, let's see here…
The author pulled out a roll of paper, promptly unfurled down and rolled out of studio,
First on the list, Scarlet Witch, Rogue, Polaris, Sersi, Wasp, Hellcat, She-Hulk, Valkyrie, Sif, Hela, Invisible Woman, Wolfsbane…
Emma groaned,
"I get the idea."
Good. Our second judge for tonight's show is…Magneto!
Magneto turned in his chair, bound and gagged,
"MMAAGAGAHGAHAMAMAFFFAGH!"
Farrah tapped her chin in thought,
"Do you think he's saying he needs to go to the bathroom or something?"
I don't know.
Professor X said,
"I have to know how you did that."
Would you believe two candy bars and cherry soda?
Professor X blinked,
"Actually…yes."
Good, because he's getting that after the show.
Graydon Creed entered,
"Oh my God! Where's Stryker?"
Wolverine said,
"He got arrested earlier for being a pedophile."
Graydon screeched,
"PERSIANA13, what did you do to him?"
Graydon, use your indoor voice if you want to talk to me.
Graydon roared,
"I have to go and bail that idiot out! Do you have any idea what that's going to cost me?"
Not as much as it is going to cost you, I'm afraid.
A gun clicked behind Graydon's head. Graydon nervously turned,
"Uh, uh, uh…"
Deadpool grinned,
"Hiya, Grady! We're gonna have so much fun, you and I. We're going to play my favorite game; Operation! You see, I'm going to use this gun to perform brain surgery, then, take my knife and remove every organ in your body. Of course, the object would be for you to survive as long as possible. It's a fun game. Why don't we play it?
Wolverine, the sounds of a SNIKT could be heard as he said,
"Can anybody play?"
Deadpool nodded,
"Yep. In fact, more the merrier!"
Graydon whimpered,
"Help me. Persiana13, help me."
Promise me you and the rest of those Friends of Humanity guys stay as far away from my studio as possible, and maybe give ABC a headache for me, we'll be all set.
Graydon nodded,
"I'll do it. Just don't let them kill me."
He ran away. Deadpool whined,
"I wanted to play Operation with him!"
Later, Wade. Later. Right now, we have to introduce our third and final judge for this evening.
Deathbird turned around in her chair, bound to it,
"What is the meaning of this? I am a proud Shi'ar warrior!"
Bishop groaned,
"Oh, God, it's my ex. What is she doing here?"
Don't you have a kid with her or something? Now that I think about it, what the hell did you see in her, anyway? You two must have gotten drunk or something.
Deathbird yelled,
"How dare you, Earthling? When I get free of this, I shall torture you in the most unspeakable, violent ways I can imagine and-."
She got hit with a mallet and fell unconscious. Farrah grumbled,
"Seriously, she was getting annoying."
I know that feeling. So, anyway, let's get this show over with!
Diablos sighed,
"Here we go again!"
Next Chapter:
The Dancing Begins!