Ok this is the second chapter.I dont own any Zelda characters at all.

Link is now in Sarias house so far.

Saria-Lock the door.
Link-But why d..
Saria-JUST DO AS I SAY
Link- OK OK OK

Just then Saria starts unbottoning her shirt.

Link- Uh...uh .....uh Saria what are you doing.
Saria-Where going to help fix up those bruses.
Link- uh..uh by taking off you shirt.
Saria-mmhmm
Link-Uh I really dont think the need to be fixed up i think i gotta go now.
Saria-Aww come on i was going to give you welcome home gift.
Link-UHH SEE YOU LATER.

Then Link runs out the door heading to the feilds of hyrule.

Link-Boy am i glad im outof that situation.
Link is now heading for the lon lon ranch to see his good friends who gave him epona...Malon.

Link-Comeon epona lets go see Malon i bet you miss her dont you.

Epona nods her head.

Link finally arrives at the lon lon ranch.

Link-MALON...TALON hey were are you guys.Hmm ill look in the house.

Link starts walking up stairs to see if there in the room.He opens the door and finds a casket on the table with Malon and Talon sitting on there beds.

Link-Hey whats going on in here.

Talon-Well you see.........Ingo died.
Link-Wasnt he the jerky guy who stole the lon lon ranch a while ago.
Malon-Yea he was.
Talon-AHH he was crappy worker anyway.Here help me lift this casket out the window so we can throw him in the river.
Link-ok

They al helped to push the casket out the window then the bodie flew out.
Talon-WHOOPS.

Talon went and put the bodie back in the casket then they carried it to the river.

Link- well since im near the market ill be going from here ok.
Malon-Talon-OK
What will happen next in this story find out soon.
please reveiw.