The Reports of Ansem the Stupid.
Written by Gimulex
Published by Cybrex
I didnt write the story it belongs to Gimu- yadda yadda yadda I Dont own the chara- yaddda yadda yadda Enjoy the- yadda yadda yadda Understand?
Report 2:
I am completely healed and am not regretting the plastic surgery. I will now get an idea to do this...
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I am wasting too much time, I will do this once I face myself upon the big white round one to drop my leftovers to save time, if you know what I mean.
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What the FiretrUCK! I got an idea!
*Poops*
Now that's what I'm talking about!
My new plan:
Dress as a doctor, and tell Sora to come to the doctor to give him a booster shot, but instead of medicine in the shot, it will be poison!
MUAHAHAHAHA
MAUAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHA...Rofl
Roflmao
Roflmaoquarty
And so on.
I had the plan all ready. There was just one problem I recently realized. The shot was in the butt. Sora went in. He put his pants down for the shot. I barfed and my eyes bleeded. I was blind.
"ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME, KEYBLADEMASTER. BUT I, ANSEM WILL RETURN..."
"THERES A DEMON LIVIN IN MAH SANDWICH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" I said as I slammed myself through the window glass for a daring escape... Until I fell in a ferrari and ended up paying the 3K dollar fine.
*Ahem", yes. I am a genius. I got laser eye surgery and a pill to erase all my memories of this day, so this will not haunt me at night, ahem, yes.
Sora, I will return! Count on it! Also, you might want to start excersising! That butt of yours is... *barfs*.