Okay, nothing much here, except the millennium eye quote on the last entry is by silver-dagger-113. Sorry, silver, but it was too funny! - Don't hurt me…
#2 The Very Secret Diary of Pharaoh Atem aka Yami!
Day one:
Hmm, what's this shiny puzzle thingy?
Day twenty-five:
Set being a real jackass. Found some weird rod and suddenly thinks he rules Egypt. Right, I don't think so.
Day twenty-seven:
Uh… I seem to be in some very dark place between alternate worlds that might exist. I think that's a bad thing…
Day 1,825,021:
So sooo bored… Perhaps I will go visit the tomb robber…? naaah, he's probably still angry bout that… incident… awhile back. I forget how long I've been in this hellhole! … and I forgot why I'm even here! … and who exactly is this tomb robber? More importantly, who the hell am I?
Day 1,825,026:
Met some strange kid named Yugi. Cute kid. Have decided to help him win his grandfather's soul back from Pegu… Pegsy… Pegsu… Aw, what the fuck! The guy with the weird eye! I don't see how a round of bingo settles anything. Back in Egypt, we used to have to watch the Dark Magician Girl and the Mystical Elf bitch-slap each other naked in a pool of whipped cream! Whichever spectator… um… lasted longest won! Now THAT was a true test of strength!
Day 1,825,030:
Yugi's finally realized that I exist. Took him long enough.
Day 1,825,031:
Oooohhh, so THAT'S who the tomb robber is! Um, just a shot in the dark, but I'd say he's pissed. He made the others dress up as Duel Monsters and fight whatever creatures he summoned. Brings back another memory of someone dressed as the Celtic Guardian kneeling at his feet… Now remember reason of breakup: his Duel Monster fetish!
Day 1,825,035: (morning)
There are two bald stoner circus clowns holding us hostage in an underground maze. Weird. They were so fucked up that all I had to do was throw a penny at their heads and it sent them snoring like 2-year-olds. Hn. Infidels.
Day 1,825,035: (noon)
DAMN THAT SETO KAIBA HIPPIE MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A RABID BITCH TO HELL! No one makes MY hikari /censored due to extremely disturbing and graphic sexual images/ them against his will! …except me. - not that he objects…
Day 1,825,035: (night)
Ok, seriously, Kaiba needs to have and/or get a life. Maybe he needs a new hobby… or hobbit… Mokuba's still growing (I think!) and Yugi… well, he kinda belongs to ME! (Damn Kaiba to HELL!) Also, has anyone else noticed how Kaiba's twice as tall as everyone? It must be hard for him to find a girl who's the same height as he is! Gasp! Maybe THAT'S why he's so bitter!
Day 1,825,036:
Some turban-wearing freak came into MY room and started wavin' his shiny gold key around screaming "Return the Millennium Eye or I shall poke yours out!" Eh, is it just me, or is that just a bit peculiar? Anyways, left him to his search. I think I remember this guy from somewhere… Ra damn it, WHY must all the ex's come back to haunt me?