Activity one: cheese pit thingy
Curly-wa: grabs the bar thingy over the cheese pit thingy and does a swings back and forth a whopping twice then lets go of the bar thingy and does a fall thingy into the cheese pit thingy. Thingy.
Jrocknut: runs into the bar, drops the f-bomb in Japanese, and falls into the cheese pit.
Squint-la: laughs hysterically and trips backwards, missing the cheese pit altogether.
Apples: is a dude and therefore will Not put on a sparkly stretchy tutu because he thinks it will make him look fat (that's what "threaten my maleness" really means)
Activity two: tramampoline (as Homer Simpson calls it)
Jrocknut: bends her knees and falls on her face
Squint-la: attempts a flip. On a tile floor.
Curly-wa: does the best- her feet left the trampoline, and she did an astonishing landing on her rear end.
Apples: stubs his toe on the tramampoline and starts to cry
Activity three: balance beam (oh no)
Mysterious voice: oh yes
Squint-la: stands on the beam and falls, only to realize she had never gotten on the beam in the first place.
Jrocknut: makes her way across at .3 miles an hour
Curly-wa: is reminded of camp and starts sobbing
Apples: runs across the beam, and flips off, overcome with feminineness