To Return

After I had my so called check-up, I found myself criticizing the hair of the famous orange-haired shinigami daiko. I sat across from him, where Mizuiro was ignoring us and playing video games. So as I continued to irritate Ichigo, I was also having fun.

"...Is it natural for it to stick up like that? Have you ever tried combing it, because I'm sure it will improve..." I rambled on, not even bothering to acknowledge that Ichigo was about to blow a fuse. I had wondered what part of Bleach I was in, but I rather not ask.

"...Isn't it weird how your eyebrows match? And speaking of eyebrows, why are they always scrunched like that? I mean, it's not like somebody farted or something_

"Who are you again?" Ichigo cut me off, his eye twitching madly. I wanted to laugh so bad. I felt so sorry for Ichigo! I just have the habit of bothering I just met. Meh, he'll live.

"Oh, I'm Ran." I paused in my rambling, noticing the stressed look on Ichigo's face. I grinned happily at him, patting his head. Ichigo slapped my hand away, if even possible, his scowl deepening.

"You should probably go home_

"Uh, I can't." I laughed sheepishly, and Ichigo blinked at me. He cocked a brow, frowning.

"Why not?"

"Uh...My cousin kicked me out!" Ha, take that Ken, cause as soon as I wake up, I am going to shave off your hair!

"I wonder why..." Ichigo muttered, and I stuck my tongue out at him. I leaned in his face, mine suddenly serious.

"Hey Ichigo, what do you think of Rukia, she's pretty, right?" I asked him, my voice low. Ichigo blinked rapidly at me, confusion on his face (is that possible with how his face is?)

"W-What...what do you mean?" He asked me, and I turned my eyes to the ceiling. I waved my hand at him, just as I shrugged my shoulders.

"Oh...you know, like..What is she to you? Your friend, your lover, your toy?" I pushed my face in his again, and Ichigo leaned back into the couch.

"T-Toy?!" He exclaimed, his face getting red. I was cackling next to him, watching as he put his face in his hands in embarrasment. Suddenly, I heard the padding of small feet.

"Ichigo? What are you doing? And who is that?" I heard a voice asked, and I realized it was Rukia's voice.

"RUKIA-CHAAN! How nice of you to join," I said, sitting upright and crossing my legs to look proper. Well, as proper as you can look in striped tights. I squinted my eyes like Gin and gave her a grin (haa, Gin and grin)

"Do I know you?" Was her blunt question, and I waved my hand at her.

"No, no, I'm Ran, you can call me Ran-chan if you'd like!" I said cheerily, and Rukia cleared her throat awkwardly. I couldn't care less that I was probably laying in my blood on the kitchen floor back home. Or, that Ken was going to starve to death. I with the freaking characters of Bleach for crying out loud!

"Hey Ichigo, can I sing a song for you?"

Ichigo looked to me suspiciously, "A song?"

"Here I gooo!"

"Nee nee papa wine choudai, nee nee mama nee nee mama_

"THAT'S NOT A SONG!" Ichigo screamed at me, and I pouted.

"Is too, and I sing it very well!"

"Yeah, right..." I turned my head and gave Ichigo a muderous look.

"What was that?"

"..."

As Ichigo and I continued to argue, Rukia sighed and shook her head.

"...I said don't sing!"

"...Why not? I heard I'm the best singer ever!"

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!" Rukia snapped at us, and we both went silent. Suddenly, the living began to shake and I had this funny feeling. Rukia looked to Ichigo who nodded. He then took out that weird thingie Ukitake gave him and pressed it to his chest. Ichigo's body fell limp and I watched as he darted out the door in shinigami form, Rukia following.

Meanwhile, I stared around like an idiot. I don't think Mizuiro noticed because he was just flipping through a book. So, realizing that Ichigo was going to take awhile, I took a nap.

Second chapter is done! It made no sense really, but I DID say that this fic is random. And unless your a fan of Hetalia, you'll know where that song came from! ^^ Next Chapter! Ran-chan is in danger! Who'll save her now? And will she ever continue her song? *gasp*

Review to find out!

Love, Chuuci