Chapter One: Naruto/Sakura
Naruto placed the book under his pillow that night and read it the next morning.
Make-Out Paradise
By: Jirayiah
Naruto giggled evilly. "This is going to be great!" Naruto said giggling.
Introduction: Hello, to you the readers! Daring young readers who quest my expertise in Lamoure. I the author, have a section for men like me, seeking sexy ladies, and sexy ladies seeking sexy men like me. This is the section for the men. So here it is.
"Chapter one," Naruto began reading out loud. "How to get your babe to notice you."
Naruto's eyes began to scroll the page up and down. "What a minute, if this is Kakashi-sensei's I wonder what chick he likes?" Naruto said out loud. These are great tips though.
To Make Yourself Sexy:
Step 1: Moose your hair.
Step Two: Spray colone.
Step Three: Lower your voice.
Step Four: Sing your maiden's name, in delstic tones every time you see her.
"This will be easy!" Naruto exclaimed as he put the book back under his pillow. He moosed his hair and sprayed colone on every inch of his body and went skipping of to training. When he got there he spotted Sakura talking to Sauske. Naruto hid behind a tree and watched until Sauske left. As soon as he walked away Naruto put the steps in to action. "Hey, babae!" Naruto said as he approached Sakura. Sakura coughed and swished her hand back and forth. "Ewww!!! Naruto, what the heck!?__" she asked coughing. "It's my new groove, don't you like it?" "What the heck!?! Naruto, did you drink spoiled milk again!?!!"
Naruto giggled. "SAK,/….URRRRRAAA!!!!" Naruto sang in a screech with his arms wide open. Sakura scowled. "Yep, you did. I'm out of here." "But Sakura!" Naruto said in his normal voice. "Sakura come back!!" he said running after her. Behind him Hinata went walking up with an orange book in her hand. She had been to Naruto's and found it.
Duh, Duh, Duh!!!!! LOL! :P
Yeah, I know it's pretty stupid.