FML Outtakes and Mistakes
Chapter 15:
Mr Fable: Here you go Bella, the script for the latest episode of FML
Bella: Thanks, I'll get right on it...
Mr Fable: *twiddles thumbs*
Bella: WHAT? I DON'T HAVE A COCK!
Mr Fable: Wha?
Bella: LOOK! IT SAYS HERE "I woke up and looked at my cock"
Mr Fable: *cracks up*
Bella: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Mr Fable: *falls off chair*
Edward: Hey Bella, why is the crazy director guy laughing?
Bella: He's laughing cos I don't have a cock, Edward.
Edward: That's not very nice Bella, tell me the truth
Bella: NO, REALLY, LOOK AT THE SCRIPT
Edward: I woke up and 3am and looked at my...cock...Oh, don't worry, you can borrow mine *wink*
Bella: Unf
Edward: Do you have a cock? *looks in Bella's pants*
Bella: NO!
Edward: Bella, is that...jelly?
Bella: ...Would you believe me if I said no?
Chapter 15 Take 2:
Take One!
Bella: *get out of bed and flings her duvet back dramatically. It sails...out the window...and on Edward's face.*
Mr Fable: Wait, fuck, WHY IS EDWARD IN THE TREE? IT'S NOT HIS CUE YET!
Bella: *doesn't notice*
Mr Fable: Why does this always happen to me?
Edward: HELP!
Mr Fable: CUT!
Take 3:
Bella: *gets out of bed*
Mr Fable: So far so good...
Bella: *trips over an evil looking octopus and goes through the wall*
Mr Fable: CUT!
Take 4:
Bella: *hyperventilates*
Charlie: Hello? BELLA. GODAMNIT, WERE YOU SNEAKING OUT? DO YOU CONFESS?
Bella: YES, I WAS! I CON-
Female Voice: I CONFESS, I CONFESS!
Everyone looks at Mike Newton
Charlie: NOT YOU, YOU IDIOT
Mr Fable: Why me? Why? CUT!