On some type of stage; Luan Loud was speaking into a microphone.
"And so I said 'did you have a wet dream'." Luan said before laughing.
But nothing happened.
In the audience; almost everyone save for Sonic and Tails were lying down on tables.
"What just happened?" said Tails.
Sonic grabbed the wrist of one of the patrons.
"Luan did the impossible, she bored the entire audience to death." said Sonic.
He then pulled out his T-shirt cannon before putting a tomato in it.
"I'm ending this." said Sonic.
He aimed at Luan and shot the tomato on her face.
Luan is shocked.
"What was that for?" Luan said as she wiped the tomato off her face.
"You killed everyone with sheer boredom, Batman could scare anyone just by acting nice." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
In the Metro Tower interrogation room; Mr Mxyzptlk was cuffed to the table and wearing an anti power collar.
On the other side of the one side window; Superman and Batman were watching him.
"So should I do the bad cop like I do all the time?" said Batman.
Superman looked at his best friend.
"Why don't I be the bad cop this time?" said Superman.
He then walked into the room acting angry.
"Start talking punk." said Superman.
He slammed the door, cracking the one way window.
The man of steel became shocked.
"Shit." said Superman.
He then acted angry again.
"You better give me info on why you're here Mxyzptlk, or it's the super breath for you." said Superman.
Batman entered the room.
"You'd better tell my partner everything. He's bound to unwind." said Batman.
Mxyzptlk laughed.
"Yeah right, this supposed to be the reverse version of good cop bad cop?" said Mxyzptlk.
Superman shined the light on the mystical being who then groaned.
"Sorry." said Superman.
He looked at a glaring Batman before looking at Mxyzptlk angrily.
"But that's nothing compared to my heat vision." said Superman.
"I ain't talking." said Mxyzptlk.
Batman then appeared behind Mxyzptlk with a cup of coffee.
"Have some coffee." said Batman.
The fifth dimension being became shocked and turned to Batman before screaming.
"Don't do that to me." said Mxyzptlk.
Batman smiled.
"Figured you could use some." said Batman.
The mystical being became confused.
"Are you showing me your teeth?" said Mxyzptlk, "What's going on here anyways, did I end up in the bad part of heaven, or the good part of hell?"
"That's where you're going to go if you don't start talking." said Superman.
Batman held a Maple Pershing in front of the fith dimension being.
"Donut?" said Batman.
"Is it bad?" said Mxyzptlk.
"Maple frosting." said Batman.
Outside the interrogation room; Green Arrow and Black Canary were watching everything through the cracked one way window and Mxyzptlk screamed in fear.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL TALK! JUST KEEP THAT GUY AWAY FROM ME!" yelled Mxyzptlk.
"My money's on Batman." said Black Canary.
"Same here." said Green Arrow.
End Cutaway Gag
The entire audience came back to life and started laughing at Sonic's cutaway.
Sonic walked up on stage and picked Luan up.
"Okay, okay, I'm going to have to steal the show again." said Sonic.
He then tossed Luan off the stage before grabbing the microphone.
"Anyone hear about this Lion King remake Disney is remaking? Apparently they got James Earl Jones to return to do Mufasa, and yet they got someone named Billy Eichner to voice Timon and Seth Rogen to voice Pumbaa. What Disney couldn't get Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart to do those roles?" said Sonic.
The audience including Tails started laughing.
"I bet that's like how Lobo tried to catch Flash." said Tails
Cutaway Gag
With Lobo; he placed a huge boulder on a bridge and chuckled before spraying it with invisibility spray.
"This'll stop that speedster yet." said Lobo.
He ran behind another boulder and hit.
Then a red blur ran by and through the invisible boulder.
Lobo became shocked.
"What?" said Lobo, "Didn't I put a boulder there?"
He ran to the bridge but crashed into the invisible boulder.
The Flash came back and smirked.
"You should have known I can phase through rocks." said Flash.
Later; Lobo was setting up a Subway sandwich on the edge of a cliff with dynamite underneath it.
He snuck away as Flash appeared.
He saw the sandwich and smiled.
"Oh boy, Italian B.M.T." said Flash.
He picked up the sandwich and started eating it.
Lobo chuckled.
"Time to end this." Lobo whispered.
He pushed a button on a remote and the bomb went off, but the smoke cleared off and Flash was still on the cliff while the rock formation Lobo was on somehow fell to the ground.
Flash looked down before turning to the readers.
"I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law." said Flash, "Meep meep."
End Cutaway Gag
The audience laughed.
"Thank you goodnight." said Sonic.
Everyone save for Luan started cheering.
"He's gets better every night." said Tails.
In Dominator's hideout; the entire organization was sitting at the conference table looking at Eggman who was standing in front of a screen.
"Behold my latest plan, using my new laser cannon we'll-"Eggman started speaking.
Joker who was surfing the web on his laptop in boredom saw something and became shocked before smiling.
He typed something down before Dominator's phone started vibrating.
The leader picked up her phone and became shocked before looking at Joker with a smile on her face.
Joker nodded.
Dominator started typing stuff down on her phone.
Vrak saw his iPad chime before becoming shocked.
He picked up the device and turned to Dominator with a smile on his face.
Dominator nodded.
Vrak then showed his iPad to Killer Frost who smiled.
"Cool." said Killer Frost.
Eggman became mad.
"I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT SPEECH OF A GREAT PLAN! Will you tell me what is so important right now?" said Eggman.
Joker laughed.
"If you insist." said Joker.
He pushed a button on his laptop and a video of Eggman in his original Sonic game appearances but with a full head of long hair on a stage appeared on screen.
"Greetings, my name is Robotnik, and my band is called-"Past Eggman said before ripping his shirt off, "The Butt Lickers."
Eggman groaned.
"Turn it off." said Eggman
However Joker refused and laughed.
"No way Eggbreath, this is to good." said Joker.
The video Eggman started dancing like an idiot.
"Butt Lickers." Past Eggman sang.
"What's with the hair, how come you don't have it anymore?" said Animo.
"It was the nineties, the hair due was in style at the time. I lost it after Superman got upset at the site of me trying to hit on Lana Lang." said Eggman.
"But The Butt Lickers?" said Negaduck.
"Bad idea on my part." said Eggman.
He groaned evilly.
"This'll definitely ruin my reputation, I'd better do something about this." said Eggman.
The video Eggman started shaking his butt to the camera.
Eggman became very mad.
"I SAID TURN IT OFF!" yelled Eggman.
He picked up Joker's laptop and threw it on the floor, causing it to explode.
Dominator pushed an icon on her phone, causing the song Eggman was playing in the video to play.
"Just made it my ringtone." said Dominator.