Date -- Sonadow (Part 2)

A/N: I don't own Shadow, Sonic nor Silver. I own Dusk, however. r&r and enjoy~!

Green orbs watched carefully as the object in front of him slowly erected from the base of it. What the fuck, narrator?! Sonic thought angerily at me as the thought suddenly started to be the only thing on his mind. Stupid perverted narrator; it's a effin' straw and she's making it sound like a...well, you know. It was getting longer every few moments as air pushed through. If you haven't already figure it out, Sonic and Shadow are at the restraunt; the azure one's wandered off to how he likes his straws whileas his partner's mind was off somewhere else that you probably don't wanna know.

have you guess it yet? Yea, it's exactly what you're thinking. "Perverts." Sonic mumbled under his breath; who he referring to was a mystery.

Across the restraunt was Silver and Dusk--or, as the narrator use to call her, Duck--were hiding in a booth. The two friends--or pervs, hehe--were watching the couple from where they sat, spying on their date.

"have you bled yet?" Silver snickered, as he watched Shadow get up to go use the bathroom.

"have you stop being gay yet?" Dusk retorted, "And speaking of being not straight, go follow Shadow."

"EWW! Why?!"

"Cause, i bet you've always wanted to know what his dick looks like."

"NO! Maybe that's your--and a bunch of Shadow fan-girls--fanatasy, but not me."

"I'll pay you 30 bucks."

"NO! Can't you hear?!" Silver challenged.

"50?"

"...Deal. But i want my money up front."

"25 now, and 25 after if," She emphasised the word 'if' on purpose, "you tell me what size is it."

"EW!! No!"

"Then no deal."

"how am i suppose to even know?!"

"Compare it to your's, duh!" Dusk said, "What are you anyway? Like.. 3?" She broke down laughing.

"Oh, haha.." Silver said sarcastically laughing, "And what's your cup size? Like 32A?"

"Actually, no. It's 36C."

"Whatever! That's still pretty small!"

"Yo, you're gunna loose Shadow if you keep stalling," Dusk said, all of a sudden getting serious. "While you work it off with Shaddie, i'll go try to talk to Sonic."

"Where's my money?"

"It's in my pants, dammit! I'll just give you the whole thing later! Now, go." She said, shooing him towards where to Shadow had been going off to.

"Ew.." Was the last comment Silver made before running off after Shadow.

----(In Da Bathroom. =P)----

By the time Silver had gotten to the bathroom, the ebony hedgehog had just gotten into a stall. Crap, how in the hell am i suppose to find out his... thing's size?! Why do i have to do this? I could've stolen the money later! The ivory hedgehog thought to himself as he tried to think of a way to catch this.

"Shadow?" Randomly, because the narrator is a complete idiot and likes to ruin silence, Silver asked, kinda mad at Kerri--or the narrator--for making him speak. But, then again, it was better then making him start to sing "Sexy Can I?" randomly in the bathroom. That, and Shadow would think he was trying to hit on him, which was the exact oppsite of what he wanted to do.

"Wha..? Who are you?" Shadow called from inside of the stall.

"It's Silver."

"Silver! Wh-what are you doing here?"

"I'm on a date with..." he thought for a moment, "Dusk....?"

"Dusk?! Why her?"

"Cause i'm attracted to her...i guess.."

"Ew, why? She's ugly!"

"Nu-huh! She's smokin' hot, and the fact that she paying the bill, paying me to get a glimspe at your cock, and then taking us out to--"

"D-did you say what i think you just said!??!"

"What? That s-she's paying the bill?"

"No..th-that she's paying you to sneak a peek at my..." All of a sudden, the narrator cut in.

"Yes, dammit! Dusk wants to know what size you are! Gees, just let Silver see and it'll all be over, got it?!" She yelled excitedly and angerily at the same time, as she continued to type the scene that was about to unfold..

"Wow... she just basically told you." Shadow couldn't see, but Silver was burning up red from what she said.

"Oh, Silver! Why didn't you just ask?"

"Wait, what?!" Silver was caught off guard. What the hell was Kerri thinking? Making Shadow so OOC?! Insane, i say!

Suddenly, Shadow came out of the stall and walked right up to Silver. Instantly, the off-white hedgehog tried to back away, but then backed up into a wall. Oh, gee, i wonder who did this? Silver sarcastically thought, looking out into the audience with a redden face.

"If you want to see, then just look; it's not that hard!" And from that moment, it seemed as if Kerri decided to be funny, yet stupid, and make the bathroom scene more... sensual.

----(Back At Da Tablee..)----

As the other scene had started to play, Dusk went over to where Sonic was and started to ask him random questions.

"So, how long have you wanted to get into Shadow's pants?"

"What!?"

"For me, it's been years. But it'll neva happen. I've already got a boyfriend anyway. have you ever met this guy named Spin? Well, yea, i'm dating him. he's a sexy rapper--"

"Why do i care?"

"Cause... it's me, sweetie. I'm a fuckin' pornstar, you should care!"

"I don't care if you're the queen of england! I don't care about you or this 'Spin' guy are going out, or your career, or...or... anything about you!" Sonic shouted.

"Fine Sonic! We're through!" Dusk huffed.

"What? I wasn't even going out with you!"

"Yea, but..." She pointed to behind him. Turning around, there was a fuming pink hedgehog, flaming green eyes ablazing.

"Shit!" The 'so-called brave' hero squeaked.

"Sonic the hedgehog! You were cheating on me with this whore?!" Amy said, flailing her arms.

"Whore!? Look who's talking, Pinky!" Dusk snapped, slapping Amy across the face and watching her randomly jump off a cliff, and into a pile of poop--blame Kerri, please; she's too random to write a well-written story--with Sonic and Dusk laughing.

After a few minutes, Shadow came back from the bathroom, cleaning off any last-minute cum that might have still been there. So kinky; doing it... in a restraunt bathroom? Oh-la-la~!

"Shadow, finally! Get your ex-girlfriend, or whatever, away from me! She keeps asking me weird questions like--"

"--Like what the size of my dick is?" Shadow finished, smirking slightly.

"Yea! Wait... how did you know?"

"Silver asked me."

"EW! Silver?! he's gay!?"

"I guess..."

"No! he's bisexual!" Dusk butted in.

"No one asked you." Sonic said.

"Is he?" Shadow asked.

"Yea! That's why he was all gaga over Blaze!"

"Makes sense." The azure speedster said.

"Anyway, Dusk, get outta here, and take your 'boyfriend' with you."

"B-boyfriend? Spin's here?!"

"No, i meant Silver."

"EW! I would NEVER date Silver!"

"And what's wrong with dating me?!" Silver huffed, popping out of nowhere and glaring at Dusk.

"Nothing, Silvy. Just, you're not my type nor are you experience enough for me." She grinned.

"And Shadow is?!"

"Yea, actually."

The conversation ended at that because the song "Forever" started to play and Dusk ran outside to go dance to it, while the waitress kicked out Silver for getting cum all over her bathroom floor.

"Dammit!" Dusk said, after her song ended and realized they couldn't get back into the restraunt. "Do you think they'll, you know, go at it tonight?"

"Possibly, but Dusk i have to tell you something." Silver said quietly.

"What is it?"

"Well, you know how i had to go in the bathroom and see the size of Shadow's... you know?"

"Yea, what about it?"

"Well, i got to see more then that..." A blush covered Silver's cheeks.

"Wait, you...you did da bump with Shadow?!"

"The what?"

"It's what i call sex."

"Oh, well, yeah..." The blush darkend slightly.

"Well...?"

"Well what?!"

"What size is it?"

"...9."

"EEEK! OMG!" Dusk started to squeal loudly.

"Shh! Don't tell him i told you, ok!?" Silver demanded.

"Ok, ok i won't...i'll only tell the internet and all of Shadow fan-girls..."

"Dusk..." Poor Silver; his secret might just get discovered.

--To Be Continued C:--