Let Me Count The Ways

It was just a random mission, to a random planet- but when John came back he was in a funny mood. "Why hello Elizabeth," He stated with his usual fly-boy smile as Elizabeth approached him and his team. "What a nice surprise, welcoming us back."

"I always welcome you back," Elizabeth stated with a smile, not noticing the mischievous grin on the face of her second-in-command.

"But not like this," John answered, and with that he let his P-90 drop to his side and kissed her passionately on the mouth in front of everyone and even he had to suppress a laugh when he heard Zelenka's voice. Rodney, pay up.