Bullshit is eight Letters, So is I love you...

Rated: Mature (Violence, Language and Nudity)

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Chapter 1

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This is now...

Tamiya had finally grown accustom to living with Sasuke, barely. She pulled on her fishnets as she was sitting on her bed in the Uchiha mansion, her onyx colored hair had grown down to her mid back over the two years she had stayed with Sasuke. Defying every one of his commands as they always ended up in a heated conversation on how her food wasn't good, that ended in disaster every night. She had grown into her features as she now had one beauty mark on the right side of her face. She stood up slowly as she brushed down the front of her black skirt that held a white apron. She muttered something under here breath as she opened the door to her room, coming within merely inches of Sasuke's face. She yelped, stumbling back.

"Teme!" She growled as Sasuke looked at her rolling his eyes.

"We have visitors coming over so please try to make the meal taste good." Sasuke muttered as Tamiya opened her mouth, appalled and shoved past him. Sasuke smirked as Tamiya made her descend down the stairs and into the kitchen as she started to cook. Two years have gone by since she first was at Sasuke's house and it haven't been a complete pain only the fact that she couldn't do anything ninja like. She actually could but she never wanted anyone to see her do something like that, her father use to train her to use her bloodline but it's been a while since she activated it.

Sasuke was right behind her as he moved and headed towards the bar, taking a seat. "Make sure to cook them long enough." He added also as Tamiya stuck her tongue out at him, rolling her eyes. The bastard really knew how to irk her very last nerve as she started to prepare the meal. A loud banging on the door was heard as Sasuke sighed getting up slowly and heading towards the door. The banging got more persistent as Sasuke put on his emotionless mask. He reached for the door knob before glancing back at Tamiya. She had just finished setting the food on the counter before rocketing up the stairs and into her room. There was a few bowls of ramen and a plate of rice balls as Sasuke opened up the door for his team.

"Finally! I'm starving!" The blonde haired konuchi yelled as he pushed past Sasuke and entered his home.

"Baka!" The pinked hair girl yelled as she pounded him on the head. "Sasuke-kun!" She squealed nearly tackling Sasuke. Naruto hissed in pain as Kakashi was reading his infamous, Ichi Ichi Paradise book.

"Sakura, let go of me." Sasuke says coldly as she lets go and walks inside the house. Kakashi-sensei walks in nodding as he heads towards the couch as Naruto and Sakura were sitting on the loveseat. Sakura's eyes were all over Sasuke as she watched him leave the front door and headed towards the kitchen picking up the food and walked to the table, setting it all down before grabbing the tea kettle and the plate that already had the cups that Tamiya had set up for them to drink out of. He set those down before motioning over to his team to come over. Sasuke had already sat down at the head of the table; Kakashi was at the other end, Sakura to his left and Naruto on his right.

Naruto grabbed the bowl of ramen as he broke the chopsticks, Sakura scowled as she reached over the tabled and she popped his hand, "Ow!" He yelped and rubbed the top of his right hand gently. "What was that for?!" He yelled.

"We need to thank the meal." Sakura says bowing her head as did everyone else as Naruto sighed sadly and bowed his.

Naruto sighed before thanking his meal quickly and picked up his bowl again before starting to slurp loudly. "Wow, Sasuke, I didn't think you could cook this we- BANG!" Naruto was cut off as the noise was heard upstairs. Sakura screams as Kakashi looked over at Sasuke. Sasuke already knowing who it is didn't really do anything "Hn.. ." and look away from his fellow nins.

"An intruder may be in your house... "Naruto says as Sasuke mentally slapped himself. He stood up and headed up the stairs forgetting that Sakura and Naruto were following behind him slowly when he finally reached the top steps. He walked down the hallway as Sakura and Naruto beat him to the bathroom door. The mist from the bathroom flowed out into the hallway as Naruto ran forward tackling the figure to the ground

"Get off me!" A smack was heard as the mist from the shower cleared to show that Tamiya had taken a shower and was now sitting on the floor. Kakashi had motioned up the steps hearing the loud yell. He arched an eyebrow as Sakura eyes widened and Naruto rubbed his cheek before blushing and his nose started to bleed. "Get off me!!!" Tamiya says shoving Naruto forcefully off her, making him impound into the wall, knocking the wind out of him as she stands up slowly. She looks at Sasuke as Naruto gets back up to his feet slowly. He's stares wide eyed.

Sakura charged at Tamiya as Tamiya moves out the way and jumps into the hallway glaring, "What is your problem!" She snarls as Sakura pulls out a kunai getting ready to attack Tamiya again glaring, "What are you doing in Sasuke-kun's house?!!" She says throwing the kunai, Tamiya dodges, barely. She falls to the ground as Sasuke moves past Sakura and stands in front of Tamiya, knowing Sakura wouldn't attack. "What are you doing Sasuke-kun?" Sakura says as Tamiya staggers to her feet she glares at Sakura whose glaring back now.

"Who's that?!" Naruto asked rubbing his cheek.

"She's my maid." Sasuke says as Sakura and Naruto's jaw drops. Tamiya scoffed annoyed at that he should have told them earlier

"You mean you actually have a girl in your house... "Naruto says as Sasuke glares at him coldly.

"Shut up, Dobe."

"M-m-maid..." Sakura mumbles as her lower lip quivers a little bit.

Kakashi, walked closer to the group as he puts a hand on Naruto's shoulder and sighs, "Why don't we all go down stairs and talk about this..." He says as the genin nod, Sasuke started walking down the steps as Tamiya heads towards the guest bedroom; she glared as she closes the door and starts to change. Sakura and Naruto walked down the steps last, they head back to the kitchen table as they all retake their seats and wait patiently for Tamiya to come back down the stairs. Kakashi looks over at Sasuke.

"You never told us about you having a maid." He says as Sakura looks at him, upset.

"What was the point of telling?" Sasuke asked as he looked away.

"True... How long has she been with you?"

"Two years... going on three." Sasuke replies as it looks like something in Sakura broke. Naruto went back to slurping his ramen, loudly once again.

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Tamiya walked down the stairs, slowly. She was wearing a dark blue shirt and black shorts, her hair was pulled back into a high ponytail as she headed towards the table and stood against the door that led to the back garden. She crossed her arms over her chest as she pushed a bit of her bangs out of her eyes. She waited as Naruto looked at her. 'That's Uzamaki Naruto...' She thinks as she sees the blonde hair and bright blue eyes. 'He has the demon inside him...' She nods before glancing over at Sakura, as if scanning her. 'Haruno Sakura, meaning green cherry blossom, obsessed with Sasuke...' She rolls her eyes as she looks over at Kakashi. 'The copy ninja is their sensei...' She thinks more to herself as Kakashi clears his throat.

"What's your name?" Kakashi asked as Tamiya snapped back into reality. She looks over at him.

"Tamiya." She replies her left hand was rubbing her right arm as she stared at his mask, 'Why wear such a stupid thing...' She thinks.

"I meant first name..." Kakashi says as Naruto looks confused as Tamiya grumbles a curse under her breath before sighing and looking away from the copy ninja.

"Kasumi."

"Tamiya, Kasumi. You're the one Sasuke found two years ago, hurt and nearly dead." Kakashi replies as Naruto looks up at her. Tamiya cringed remembering what happened that night as she adjusted her footing and looks down at the ground, finding it most intriguing.

"Can she come to training?" Naruto asked as the other genin's head pop up.

"No! She's not even a ninja." Sakura huffed annoyed as Tamiya looks at Sasuke out the corner of her eyes, he shrugs, not really caring.

"Do you have any basic skill?" Kakashi asks as Tamiya shook her head no. Sakura smiled, triumphantly as Naruto sighed.

"Couldn't we teach her?" Naruto asked as Tamiya looked over at him and then glanced at the copy ninja. Sakura glared hatefully at Naruto now, wanting him to shut up.

"We'll have to talk to Iruka." Kakashi says as Naruto pumps a fist into the air, his bowl of ramen goes flying as it hits Sakura in the face. The bowl slides down Sakura's face as Tamiya's eyes widen before she giggles softly to herself. Sakura's face turns a bright red before her lunges over the table. Naruto jumped up running as Sakura chases him around the living room. Kakashi sweat drops as Sasuke rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"I'm going to kill you Naruto!!"

"Sorry Sakura-chan!!" Naruto yells as he misses Sakura and continues to run.

"Do you want to learn?" Kakashi asks Tamiya as she watches the two run around the living room. She nods, plotting something in her mind as she sees the future and beams brightly.

'I'll be able to get my revenge...'Tamiya thinks as she thinks back over the plot in her head, she closes her eyes as she thinks of what she could learn training and becoming a ninja for Khonha and traveling with team as she smirks. She picks up the bowl and all the other plates and cups before washing them in the bin. Her mind was racing over the ways she could finish what she started, the figure face she remembers was imprinted into her mind as the blood coarse through her veins as she could taste it. It was right there but she needed the tools to go through with and it would be complete.

Kakashi grabs Naruto as Sakura finished beating him to a pulp. He winced in pain as Sasuke stood up clearing the rest of the food. He moves towards his front door as he escorts Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi outside and closes the door behind them.

"Naruto says your cooking sucks... "A rag smacked Sasuke across the face, he scowled as Tamiya smiled.

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