Declaimer: I don't not own Naruto…Or anything else really.
Warning: Language. I guess I could warn you about the sex stuff as well. And the thing you should really be warned about is…DUN DUN DUN! …..Itachi, Why should you be warned about Him…well lets just say I warned you! -Frosty Glare!-
Couples: Itachi X Sasuke Sasori X Deidara Naruto X His hand I guess…Hahaha
OH YEAH!! I call Itachi Mr. Sticky, so you will so it every once in a great while.
Anyway….on with the story…
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"Sasuke…Why are you naked?" came the curios voice of Kisame who was sitting on the ground leaning against one of the couches, an eyebrow raised.
"Hehe, Sasuke is bigger then I thought, un." Deidara giggled. He was leaning against Sasori who was sitting on the couch staring at Him.
"Cover yourself." Itachi said as He threw His Akatsuki cloak over His younger brother.
Sasuke's cheeks burned a bright red as He quickly covered Himself with the cloak.
"Eep, S-sorry…Naruto was…doing things to me again…"
"Kawaii!!" Deidara yelled as He glomped Sasuke, causing the both of them to fall to the ground, Deidara on top of Sasuke. Deidara pinched Sasuke's cheek, ignoring His attempts of getting away.
RANDOM TIME!!
(Warning: the things that will happen may give you a heart attack, be prepared for the unexpected)
"Deidara. Off." Itachi ordered as He glared at the blond. Deidara quickly got up and went back to the couch, whining to Sasori about 'not being allowed to play with Sasuke.'
Sasuke stood back up; glad Deidara was off of Him.
Then…Out of nowhere…
"Itachi glomp!!(rawr)" Itachi yelled glomping His younger brother, falling on top of the surprised Uchiha. Sasuke (Along with every one else in the room) had widened eyes, all of them almost dying from heart attacks.
(Author Note: Ha-ha, I hope you reader people are like eyes wide, jaws on the floor "OMG Did I read that correctly" Or something fun like that. I would of made Itachi giggle as well but I was told that Itachi giggling would over do it, and reader people would probably die from the shock of Itachi being…Uke like…Ha-ha anyways back to the story. And No! Random time is not over…yet.)
"Kawaii Desu." Itachi chuckled as He leaned His face close to Sasuke's, surprising them all again as He licked Sasuke's sore cheek. (Caused by Deidara's pinch attack!)
"Mmmm…you taste like Blueberries."
(Why Blueberries? Well because Itachi taste like Cherries that's why!)
(Author Note, again: I really felt like ending the chapter here, but I decided to make it longer cause the last chapter was so short, so enjoy!)
"Um…Itachi? What's gotten into you?" Kisame asked, worried His friend may have gone insane.
The older Uchiha glared at the shark (fish) like man and stood above His younger brother. "Nothing has gotten into me. Why would you ask such a thing?" Itachi asked as He continued glaring at Kisame. If looks could kill Kisame would surely be dead. (Ha-ha! Die Kisame! Die! Um…I mean don't kill my poor Kisame...yea...)
For a moment Kisame(along with everyone else) stared at Itachi in shock. After a while Sasori decided to speak up, "You just glomped your little brother, called Him cute, then licked Him and said He tasted like blueberries."
"I did no such thing!!" Itachi yelled as He stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind Him.
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We're going to move away from that for a little while, moving onto where Naruto is…Where ever His is.
"Sasuke! Get your ass out here!!" The annoying blonde known as Naruto shouted as He walked through the hallways of the Uchiha Mansion. Before the search had begun He was happily trying out His new sex toys on Sasuke. But things don't all ways go as you plan…
Flashback
"Naruto! Get these things off me!" Sasuke growled as He struggled to get the fuzzy pink handcuffs off His wrist. He had already been forced to try three other pairs of handcuffs and other sorts of restraints, He wasn't really sure what they where, but He knew He hated them all, especially the cock ring (Ha-ha) it made Him feel uncomfortable.
"I'll let you go if you try out this new dildo I got." Naruto said with an evil smirk. He knew how much Sasuke hated having experiments done on His body. (Unless Itachi was the one doing them, Ha-Ha-Ha )
"Fine! Just get them off!"
Naruto moved over to Sasuke and unlocked the handcuffs, placing the dildo in Sasuke's hands. As soon as Naruto got up to put the handcuffs away, Sasuke jumped up and ran out the door, accidently slamming the door behind Him, catching Naruto's attention. (…Sasuke dropped the dildo before He jumped up and ran)
"Sasuke!! Get back here!!" Naruto growled angrily as He chased the young Uchiha.
End Flash Black
"Sasuke is going to regret running away from me…" the blonde grumbled as He wondered around the Uchiha gardens.
"Uzumaki." A voice from behind Him said, scaring the living shit out of Him.
(Ha-ha, I love it – Living shit)
(Oooooh…who is it that scared living shit out of Naruto? Find out next time in…whatever this story is call…Ha-ha, I'm kidding of course, I still got a little more to type up.)
The quickly turned around and looked up at an angry Uchiha (Mr. Sticky. Duh) staring at Him, sharingan activated. (…Reminds me of Sailor Moon, Or maybe Pokémon, either way it sounds funny.)
"Uh…Hey Itachi…Do you know where Sasuke is?" Naruto asked, scared of the older Uchiha. (Mwahaha Naruto is scared!)
"Do not do anymore of your (sexual) experiments on MY Sasuke! Do you understand?!" Itachi growled/yelled in a very possessive manner, scaring Naruto more then He already was.
"Y-yeah, sure, I understand, whatever you say!"
Mr. Sticky loves His Sasu!
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Ok, this is the real ending of the chapter, I need to think up the rest.
Please tell me your reactions on the whole Itachi glomp thing...I wanna laugh at them.
Oh, and tell me if it's annoying that I keep typing in random things (The things in bold that show up lot)
And no, if people say it is annoying I will not stop doing it, I have to put in my two cents.
Anyway thank you very much for reading and putting up with me