Mom! I'm not wearing that! ch. 2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Wendy entered the mystery shack. Her eyes immediately feel on the boy who'd risked life and humility to save her last night.
"Uh...hey dipper." She managed to squeak out, not sure what else to say. What else could she say?
Dipper flushed as his crush acknowledged him. He too didn't really know what to say after last night.
"Oh, hey Wendy." He said awkwardly. For a long while they just stood their standing uncomfortably.
"So...anyway...I just want to say thanks again for last night." Wendy managed.
"Wha? Oh, it was nothing...I'd do anything for you Wendy..." And with that in the air, the awkward silence continued.
Man, what I wouldn't give for a distraction right now. Thought Wendy-
BOOM!
-Who immediately regretted it.
For standing in the doorway she'd just kicked down was none other than-
MOM!? Screamed a mortified Wendy.
Dipper had only barely heard her. He was still processing the woman he was seeing. She was crazy gorgeous! She had a weird beehive hairdo, wore a skin-tight black crazy outfit, and had impossibly long legs!
Then what Wendy said actually hit. "Wait, what!? I thought your Mom was dead!?"
Wendy growled. "Apparently that was too much to hope for." she said coldly.
The women tisked. "Oh, my dear girl. Your not mad at that spot of fun I had a couple years back?"
FUN!? Screamed Wendy. YOU HIJACKED MY SEX-ED CLASS! BY HAVING AN ORGY! WITH TAMBRY AND MY OTHER CLOSEST FRIENDS!
"Wait, Tambry!?" Flustered Dipper.
Wendy blushed in horror realizing what she just revealed; in front of Dipper of all people!
"She...Was going through a phase." She admitted awkwardly.
"And who are you my dear boy." Said the woman in a sensual manner.
Dipper blushed but was interrupted by Wendy before he could say anything.
"Nobody! Leave him alone! And get out! "Screamed Wendy as she shielded Dipper protectively.
"Hey miss B!" Shouted Soos as he entered the room. "I didn't know you were back in town!"
The woman smiled. "Always a pleasure my boy." She said before shoving her tongue down his throat. Soos immediately feel into a bliss coma.
MOM! Screamed a horrified Wendy.
"Hello! My dear sweet Bayonetta!" Exclaimed an enthusiastic Stan. "Come to give dishonest Stan another turn in the oval office?" He asks suggestively.
Dipper promptly vomits. While Wendy wishes the earth would swallow her up.
This is not happening...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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