Guess who IIIIIIIII haaaaaave...
JM
Moriarty? What are you doing with my brother's phone? Where is he?
MH
Sherly-whirly is safe and sound with me. We're talking about hearts and burning. And candy corn. ;-)
JM
...How much?
MH
Oh! We're talking about it a lot.
JM
I mean how much do you want for my brother's safe return?
MH
Hmm...How about eleventy-billion-ka-ko-trillion million thousand?
JM
That's not even a real number.
MH
XD
JM
May I speak with him?
MH
Sorry. He's all tied up now. And gagged. He's literally tied and gagged. Meaning I used actual rope and stuff.
JM
Yes, I got the pun quite clearly after the first time you said gagged. You're a maniac. You know that, right?
MH
And you're a worry wort. I'm not doing anything to him. Heeeeeee's fiiiiiiiiine.
JM
I'm afraid that I have some trouble believing that from someone who uses far too many vowels when trying to spell a word. I thought you were a genius.
MH
Hey, I guess you texted John about how Sherlock used to have to wear bunny customs for his mummy every Easter. Dammit, why can't I see him with bunny ears! Or better yet, kitty ears. Kitty ears are better than bunny ears.
JM
You lie. Bunny ears are much better.
MH
...What am I saying? Look, if you promise to let Sherlock go then I won't have to send the entire British army after you.
MH
OH! Come on. You don't have THAT much power.
JM
...Do you? 'Cause that would be sooooooooooooo neat!
JM
Just let him go. Please?
MH
Are you afraid I'm going to touch him in inappropriate places? =D
JM
No.
MH
Uh oh! Sherlock is right in front of me. I'm reaching out to tooooouch him. Touch touch touch!
JM
Stop it.
MH
I'm going to touch him and take away his innocence. I'm gonna do it. I reeeeeallly am.
JM
Not if you don't want that hand chopped off.
MH
I'm touching him. I'm petting him and everything. Such a good little boy.
JM
WHAT THE FFFFF- HE BIT ME!
JM
I thought he was gagged...
MH
He wiggled out of it when I wasn't looking and bit me! Gah! I hate you people!
JM
...I have never been more proud of my baby brother. =)
MH
Mycroft? Why do you keep sending me these embarrassing secrets of Sherlock's? It was funny at first but there are some things I just don't want to know. Like how you found him trying to breed a dog with a duck. No. Just no.
JW
Oh by the way. Your brother's kidnapped. Sorry I've been meaning to tell you that but kept forgetting. ^_^;
JW