New chapter! After one day which is a new record for me! :)
Disclaimer: Oh, you know, the usual
The only thing Ciel could hear for a long time was the sound of his terror filled scream as he continued to fall through what seemed like an endless oblivion and then he saw a flash of what looked like a concrete wall before he fell to the ground. To his utter delight and relief, the impact didn't hurt at all.
"That wasn't too bad."
"Yeah! For you! Get the bloody hell off me! You are way heavier than those cakes you keep scarfing down!"
Alois growled as he roughly jerked his body causing Ciel to land on the dirty floor. The Trancy Earl stood up and began to brush the dust from his clothes furiously.
"And to think! These just arrived yesterday!"
"What difference does it make seeing as you wear the same thing every day?" Ciel said with a huge smirk on his face.
"At least I have a better sense of style! The only reason you look your age is because of those ribbons you keep wearing."
"You mean wear those short shorts you insist on wearing? No thank you, I have a sense of decency."
"Just admit your jealous of my physical exterior, Mr. I think I am the best."
"First of all, I too am physically blessed so I really don't care about that. Second, I am the best because I am better than all the twits I am forced to work with!"
"Being ego centric is not a very attractive characteristic Phantomhive." Alois tutted, waving a finger teasingly.
"The hell I care! I don't need to busy myself searching for a mate. That has already been pre-arranged."
"Indeed, I pity Lady Elizabeth."
"And I am finished wasting time with you and this conversation. Now, if you excuse me, I am going to find a carriage and go home. Unlike you, I am a very busy person hence my time is very precious."
He walked away from the blonde with the pride possessed only by a Phantomhive Earl. He was about to cross the street when an insufferable headache inducing sound caused him to jerk backward in reflex.
"Hey asshole! Are you fucking blind? It's a green light douche bag!"
"I beg your pardon?! How dare you address me with such profanity! I am the Earl Ciel Phantomhive!"
"Yeah? And I am the President of the United States! Get off the damn street, dumbass!"
"Now you listen to me! I come from a long list of English Noble man and -"
"Give it a rest, Ciel. He is long gone."
"Hmph. Well when I see him again, I am going to give him a piece of my mind. Who does he think he is talking to me in such a manner? He is obviously a tourist and did you see the carriage he was riding? There was no horse! How utterly barbaric!"
"I suppose so...hey Ciel, what is a douche bag? Is it a new trunk label?" Alois asked thoughtfully, cocking his head to the side.
"How should I know, I only speak refined words." Ciel huffed as he fixed his coat with a quick jerk and began to walk off again. Though he didn't that far for people, mostly young girls and women, began to whisper excitedly as he passed by. Alois jogged up to him and tapped his on his shoulder.
"Umm...Ciel...don't you feel like something isn't right? I mean do you see their clothes? I have never seen that kind of fashion back in England." Alois whispered, bending down slightly due to the height difference.
"Maybe it is a new trend, whatever the case I don't care. I have Nina to handle my clothing for me."
"Excuse me?" The two Earls stopped and turned to see a girl who was in her late twenties. "When you said Nina, did you mean Nina Hopkins?"
"Yes and why would you -"
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE NEW NINA HOPKINS COLLECTION!"
"What?!" Ciel screamed as the group of girls began to run towards him at lightning speed. He soon found himself in the middle without a place to go and with a group of strangers squealing at an impossibly high octave.
"Hey! What are you doing?! Unhand me at once! Don't you dare rip my coat! Get your filthy hands off my shirt! It is made from the highest quality silk and it cost more than you make in a life time!"
He continued to scream them but it was no use, the rabid women refused to release him from their vicious hold. He craned his neck to the side to find Alois surrounded as well although his was for a different reason.
"Will you stop squeezing my bum?! Why are your hands going up my thigh and ahhhh! How dare you touch me there! As if I would ever interest myself in women like you! Have some self control! This is child molestation!"
Ciel let out a low growl and thought hard. There must be away out of this ridiculous situation but before he could think of an escape plan, he heard Alois shout in his loudest voice.
"Look over there! There is a..umm...an Abercrombie and Fitch pictorial!"
"Where?!" The crazy girls all unhanded him and began to make a mad dash for whatever direction he had pointed. He had no time to whine about the pain when they unceremoniously dropped him to the ground and he didn't give Ciel time to whine either for he quickly grabbed the Earl's hand and dragged the boy away as fast as he could before those mad women came back to touch him even more. He shuddered at the thought. God, that was horrible! They were worst than that perverted Former Trancy Earl!
Once they had managed to hide in a dark alley, he let go of Ciel's hand and began to pant heavily. He may have been used to running at some point in his life but there was only so much a young boy like himself could take. He was already exhausted and he hadn't even had his lunch yet. He then wiped the droplets of sweat off his forehead before he turned to Ciel who seemed like he still hadn't managed to catch his breath.
"Ciel are you alright?" Alois asked with concern as he moved forward and placed a comforting hand on the Earl's shoulder. He took out his handkerchief and began to gently wipe the sweat dripping down Ciel's face.
Ciel on the other hand was too tired to brush him away even though he was very embarrassed by Alois's actions. At least his cheeks were already flushed from all that running so he didn't have to worry about that.
"I fine. I was never an athletic child. What is Abercrombie and Fitch?"
"I haven't a clue what it is, it was the first shop sign I spotted and well since we are in town how about we have some lunch? I don't know about you but I am famished."
Alois smiled and began to rummage in his coat for his wallet but was surprised to find what felt like hard thin plastic. He pulled it out and stared at it in shock. He didn't remember ever getting this. What was it anyway?
"Ciel, have you ever heard of "Mastercard"? Is that a new club? I don't recall entering such a club."
"What are you going on about?" Ciel asked, slightly annoyed. "Hmm... can't say I have. Never mind, lunch will be my treat."
"Really? Yay! Thank you Ciel!" Alois screamed in delight as he pulled the gloomy boy into a hug.
"Ah! Let me go!" Ciel began squirm as he pushed the blonde's head farther away from him which happened to be resting a little too close to his face.
The blonde planted a quick kiss on his cheek before tugging him along. Ciel couldn't help but let face redden considerably as he placed a hand on the spot that was still warm from the physical contact. He bowed his head and followed along quietly, afraid his voice might crack if he talked.
They made a couple of turns and Ciel was secretly impressed Alois didn't get loss that was until Alois suddenly stopped making Ciel collided with his back in a slight "oof".
"Why did you stop without telling me?"
"Umm...Ciel..I think I know what Abercrombie and Fitch is.."
Ciel gave Alois a questioning look as to why the Trancy was blushing madly but he found himself with the same reaction when his eyes met the scene. For there, on a huge billboard was no other than the two demon butlers Sebastian Michealis and Claude Faustus posing on a beach deck wearing very, very low cut denim jeans, shirtless.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
So we all know that the models in Abercrombie and Fitch are all tan but hey Sebastian and Claude are as sexy as hell and it is a fanfiction besides if those two were real then Abercrombie and Fitch would be crazy not to hire them cuz those butlers are damn smexy!
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