"Hey, Kakashi-sensei… Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
Kakashi flinched. "What kind of question is that, Sakura? Anyway, you're in no position to ask this question, because I doubt you have ever had a boyfriend."
"I'm twelve."
"Eh. Whatever."
Sakura turned around in her sleeping bag to face Kakashi, who was leaning against a tree and keeping watch. "Well… I've never seen you with a girl your age, and I was just wondering."
Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "You're doubting my popularity with the ladies?"
Sakura giggled. "Just tell me. You never see any girls."
"Well, I see you all the time."
"That doesn't count."
"Hm…" Kakashi pondered. "I see Tsunade sometimes."
"Psh," replied Sakura.
"Well, I did have a cute teammate who was a girl when I was your age. Um, and I also kissed a girl playing spin-the-bottle once. Actually, I'm a rather good kisser."
Sakura rolled her eyes. "Wow, Kakashi, you don't have much experience with girls, huh?"
"Guess I'm just waiting for the right one, eh?"
"Whatever."
Sakura yawned and rolled over. Kakashi smiled and continued keeping watch.