Prank Wars
(An: I don't own Drake and Josh)
Chapter2 Drake and Josh's Genius PrankSunday morning came around the corner. The sun was rising slightly over the horizon. Golden colors shone through the windows of the Drake and Josh home. The sound of a pencil scratching lightly upon a paper echoed throughout the household. Josh sharpened his pencil a third time only to break it again because of pure excitement. Drake slept lazily in his bed arm hanging over the side. Soft breathing escaped his mouth. Scanning his work he checked his computer to make sure he copied everything right. Then checked his work again.
Getting up from his seat he rushed over to where Drake was sleeping. He held the papers in his hand. Poking his brother he waited for him to wake, but he didn't. Again Josh poked him, but there was no movement. He brought out a mega phone and shouted into it.
" I'm up!" Drake hollered.
" Good,"
" You know it is eight o' clock in the morning?" Drake asked.
" Yes," Josh responded. " Meghan was probably up at five."
Drake glared at Josh then put his pillow back over his head.
" Drake, get up," Josh screamed. " We don't have all day."
Drake swung his legs over the side then headed outside to the bathroom. There was a loud crash then there was a splash. Josh opened the door to see Drake covered in water. Smiling Josh gave Drake a look of pity. Giggling was heard a few inches away.
" Meghan," Drake shouted.
There was no response. Drake continued to make his way to the bathroom. Returning from the bathroom he reached for some clothes to wear.
" What is so important that you had to wake me up at eight o' clock in the morning?" Drake questioned.
" A prank," Josh concluded. " A very genius prank."
" I see do share," Drake reached for the papers.
" No, Drake, you are the reason why most of our pranks didn't work," Josh explained. " So I will tell you the plan later."
" How later?"
" An hour," Josh smiled. " Now you eat breakfast. I have some mistakes to fix."
Drake shrugged, but obeyed. After eating a bowl of frosted flakes he placed him self in front of the TV.
" Just a bunch of reruns," he sighed.
" Hello Drake," a voice boomed.
" Who said that?" he asked.
" It is me you sister Meghan," she sang out. " You'll never beat me."
" We can too," Drake yelled back. " Josh and I have a awesome plan."
" Do you know what that plan is?" she questioned.
" No, but I can tell it will be great,"
" I see," she pondered.
Drake wondered why Meghan was silent. Was she afraid of their prank? Or did she already know what it was? Drake decided to ignore her. Their prank was going to work he could feel it. An airplane zoomed into the living room landed right in the front of Drake's feet. He carefully picked it up. The compartment underneath opened and a note slid out. Picking it up it read:
Dear Drake,
Meet me in my room.
This message will self-destruct.
Drake laughed at Josh's self-destruct sentence. That only happened in spy movies. Suddenly the note began to heat up. Drake threw it to the side. The note crumbled up and disappeared.
" Self- destruct ha," Drake, laughed.
There was a low rumbling sound then a boom. Drake was blown off the couch. Afraid of after shocks he ran upstairs to his room. Josh sat at his computer desk papers in hand. The papers were in a plastic covering. Josh motioned Drake over and told him to pull up a chair.
" Drake, do you think you are worthy enough of these plans?" Josh eyed Drake.
" If you mean beautiful enough you don't have to worry about that," Drake laughed.
Josh shook his head.
" These plans could change the course of the war forever," Josh sighed rising from his chair. " Now that summer is here our enemy will have more time to plan. And so will we."
Drake watched Josh stare out the window.
" I have been working on these plans for approximately three hours. I feel my prank will revolutionized the way people prank from now on."
" Wow, Josh don't you think you are taking this a little to seriously?" Drake asked.
" Drake you wouldn't understand," Josh laughed looking at Drake. " You are too young in the mind. If this prank works not only will we have gotten our revenge, but older brothers all over the world will honor us. We will go down in prankster hall of fame."
" There is a prankster hall of fame?" Drake asked.
" That isn't the point," Josh frowned. " Drake are you ready for the hard work that will come with these plans. The suffering, blood and sweat that will come with the sweet revenge. Are you ready for the commitment?"
" Sounds like I'm getting married," Drake mumbled. " Yes I'm ready."
" Raise you right hand and repeat after me," Josh announced. " I Drake Parker solemnly swear I will not mess up this prank with my idiocy or lack of an attention span."
Drake repeated the words clearly and correctly. Josh smiled he then ran up to his brother and hugged.
" Let the prank begin," Josh grinned.
Before Josh said a word he closed all the windows in their room. Then he closed the door. After he ran over to a notebook positioned on his desk and threw it in the closet.
" What was that about?" Drake asked.
" Sh, young prankster," he howled. " There is an evil listening."
" You mean Meghan?"
" Sh,"
Josh crawled over to the closet then stomped on the notebook five times. After he covered it with coats. Satisfied he went back over to Drake, who was staring wide-eyed.
" Let the pranking begin brother," Josh chuckled.
Taking the plans out of the plastic cover he cleared his throat.
" Everything is in place Drake," Josh grinned. " All you have to do is push the button."
" That's the plan?" he asked. " What about all the papers and the notes you wrote?"
" I can't have you know all of the plan," Josh raised an eyebrow.
" I guess,"
Meghan Parker was trying to listen to her brother's plan, but couldn't hear anything. Frustrated she rose out of her chair and headed to their room. Opening their door no one was in sight. On Josh's desk there was a remote. She smiled evilly this was the remote for their plan. She was about to touch it, but lasers surrounded the object. Carefully she maneuvered her hand through the laser and got the remote.
" Guess your plan won't be working," she grinned.
Meghan quickly took the remote control and then went back to her room to get her prank ready.
Drake entered the room a Pepsi can in his hand. Josh followed carrying bags of chips.
" Oh no the remote is gone," Drake pointed.
" You mean this remote?" Josh smiled bringing a remote from his back pocket.
" I thought…
" Let the prank begin," Josh smirked.
Meghan sat in her room tinkering with her ray. The ray was made to zap someone from a long distance. A real fun object used for pranking stupid brothers like Drake and Josh. Something moved on her shelf. What could it be? Curiously Meghan rose from her bed and walked over to her shelf. One of her teddy bears jumped off the shelf and attacked Meghan. She screamed throwing her stuff animal aside. Then her polar bear pounced and after her stuffed dog.
" What is going on?" she shouted.
All of her stuff animals formed an army right in front of her. Meghan rushed out of her room. Running downstairs she tried to find a way out. Picking up the phone she tried to contact her mother and father who were away at work. They both weren't picking up so she tried to hang up the phone. But it was stuck to her head. She could hear the plush trooping into the kitchen. Meghan ran to the kitchen door to the outside. By the time she got to the door the phone almost ripped out of the wall. Opening the door feathers and honey poured onto her head.
" No," she cried out.
A flash blinded her. A picture landed on the ground. Josh picked it up.
" Gotcha!" Josh hollered.
Drake laughed out loud. What a funny prank.
" It was you?" Meghan growled.
" It's true," he hollered. " You must be wondering how I could do such a thing. Well I just did."
" Wow, Josh I didn't think your prank was this good," Drake chuckled.
" I'll get you for that Josh," Meghan mumbled. " You better lock your door tonight."
" Meghan, Meghan, " Josh laughed. " We are the new pranksters on the block. The only one that will be getting anyone is us and we will be getting you."
" Yeah," Drake added.
Drake and Josh gave each other a high five.
" This was a lucky shot," Meghan smiled. " I will get my revenge. And I will make you sorry."
Drake and Josh left the room.
" Hey, Meghan, since you have that phone plastered to the side of your head why don't you order a pizza. I like mine large with huge amounts of victory on it," Josh grinned.
With that the boys left Meghan covered in honey and feathers. Meghan was real angry.
" They don't know who they are messing with," Meghan stated.
" Hey, Drake, what do you think, Meghan meant by lock your door tonight?" Josh asked.
" Don't listen to her," Drake smiled. " She is just angry."
" What if she attacks us in our sleep?" Josh asked.
" She can't do that," Drake chuckled. " Can she?"
" I don't know?" Josh kept looking at the door. " Good thing it is still morning."
The phone rang and Josh jumped up to go get it.
" Hi mom," Josh greeted. " You and Dad will be home really late. Okay. How's Meghan? She's fine. We're okay too. Bye."
" So mom is coming home late," Drake, repeated.
" Dad too," Josh added.
" Don't you think that is strange?" Drake questioned.
" Yes, but let's not worry about Meghan because she…
Right in the middle of Josh's sentence an arrow zoomed into the room. It shot through one of Drake's pillows. It read:
Dear Drake and Josh,
You better sleep with your door locked because what I am going to do to you tonight won't be pretty.
Love your sister,
Meghan
" Josh," Drake frowned. " Meghan has some nice handwriting."
" Give me that," Josh shouted. " It won't be pretty. Drake I'm scared."
" Of our little sister?" Drake laughed.
" No the demon inside our little sister," Josh whispered.
" Oh, well I'm here and nothing scares me," Drake smiled.
Josh dialed the number written on a piece of paper. A man on the other side answered.
" I would like two large pepperoni pizza, and breadsticks," Josh ordered. " Anything else?"
" No," Drake answered strumming on his guitar.
" Yeah that will be all," Josh grinned. " Thank you."
Josh hung up the phone and went back to playing his video game.
" You think Meghan likes pepperoni?" Josh asked.
" I don't know," Drake replied.
After forty-five minutes the pizza arrived. Josh paid the man then placed both pizzas and the breadsticks on the table.
"Meghan!" Josh shouted. " I ordered pizza. Come down and eat."
Meghan didn't come down stairs.
" Maybe she isn't hungry," Drake commented.
Both boys sat down and ate their slices of pizza. After they cleaned the table and stuck the leftover pizza in the fridge. Drake and Josh jumped over the couch and sat down then they turned on the TV. Nothing was on but reruns, so that is what they watched for four hours straight. There was still no sign of Meghan.
" Look at the time it's ten o'clock," Drake read. " We should probably go to bed."
" NO!" Josh shrieked. "That is what Meghan wants us to do."
"Meghan is probably asleep," Drake suggested as he got off the couch.
" That is what Meghan wants us to think," Josh frowned.
" Don't be a loser Josh," Drake laughed.
Up the stairs they went one step at a time. Looking down the hall they saw Meghan's door was shut. A little bit of light was shining under the door. The boys entered their room and shut the door.
" Josh, I'll be in the shower," Drake smiled. " Oh and calm down."
Josh nodded as Drake closed the door. Different sounds surrounded Josh. He decided to play his video game. Drake reentered the room feeling clean.
" The shower is free," Drake answered.
" I can't," Josh shook.
" Okay I'll wait outside the door," Drake offered.
" I guess," Josh got up.
When Josh was inside the bathroom he took his clothes off then entered the shower the warm water cascaded down his back. Washing off he relaxed. He had nothing to worry about. The lights began to flicker then went out. Josh was plunged into a world of darkness. A loud scream echoed through out the house. Josh stepped out of the bathroom and tied a towel around his waist. He turned on the emergency flashlight.
" Drake," Josh called. " Are you out there?"
Josh gulped when he heard no sound. Opening the door he shined the flashlight. Drake was not there. Quickly Josh ran into his room. The darkness was all around him making the common things extra scary. He found a huge flashlight and turned it on. The huge flashlight dimly lighted the room. Putting on his clothes he searched for signs of Drake. There was none.
" Okay, Josh get a hold of yourself," Josh shivered. " Drake is probably playing a trick on you."
Turning around Drake saw Meghan standing at the door.
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" he yelled.
Meghan laughed evilly.
" Wh-wh- what did you do to Drake?" he asked.
" Drake is in a better place now," Meghan smiled.
" Meghan, you murdered our brother?" Josh pointed. " What did he do to you? I'm shocked and frightened. How? Why? I…
" Shut up!" Meghan hollered. " I didn't kill him. What type of evil sister do you think I am?"
" A really evil one," Josh answered.
" Follow me," Meghan ordered.
Josh followed Meghan into her room. It too was dark like the rest of the house. Meghan opened a closet.
" He is in there," Meghan answered. " And you are going to join him."
" Wait a minute," Josh began, but was shoved into the closet.
" Drake, are you in here?"
" Yes,"
Josh used his flashlight to search for Drake.
" Don't shine that in my eye," Drake screamed.
" Oh brother your alive," Josh grinned. " Hug me."
" Why wouldn't I be alive?"
" I thought Meghan was a little more evil then she already was," Josh confessed.
" How do we get out of here?" Drake asked.
" The door is locked," Josh answered.
Josh thought for a long time, but got nothing.
" Hey, Drake, were you the one screaming?" Josh questioned.
" Yes,"
" Why?"
" Meghan zapped me with her stupid ray," Drake growled.
" Oh,"
The boys knew there was no way they would be able to make it out of the closet, so they decided to wait till Meghan cooled down.
" Guess we are sleeping in here tonight," Drake answered.
" In Meghan's room," Josh shivered.
" Pipe down, Josh, you aren't acting cool,"
" I'm sorry Drake, but you wouldn't feel cool either if you were trapped in your sister's room. The very same sister who is holding a grudge," Josh responded.
" Josh you worry too much," Drake laughed.
" You don't worry enough," Josh replied.
That night Josh slept with one eye opened. Drake slept with both eyes closed. But both of them knew that Meghan was still angry and they needed to watch out.
End chapter two.